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He’s ba-ack! Dukakis to replace Kerry in Senate. Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick is thinking of appointing 79-year-old Mike Dukakis, the guy who lost the 1988 presidential election in a landslide, to fill John Kerry’s senate seat when Kerry becomes Secretary of State. This is good news for Harry Reid – Dukakis, Reid, and Frank Lautenberg can pretend-drive tanks together during weekly meetings of the Senate Senility Club.

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RobertW
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December 18, 2012 3:43 pm

still say he looks like a musselman

jalapeno his pepper corns.

JPTravis
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December 18, 2012 8:27 am

Dukakis says he won’t do it: http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/12/17/michael-dukakis-will-not-be-interim-senator-if-kerry-resigns/

Gosh, I hope it’s not something we said.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 18, 2012 5:55 pm

I hope it is!

RobertW
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December 18, 2012 6:04 pm
poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 18, 2012 7:42 am

We need a caption that picture contest!

“Let’s go collect those assault rifles!”

Neo-7
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Neo-7
December 18, 2012 3:32 am

Why don’t they reappoint Ted Kennedy ? If the dead can vote election after election , why can’t they serve ?

For all intents and purposes , the Libtards are the living dead helping the living dead any way . Ted would be perfect . Good name recognition too .

Not so silent
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Not so silent
December 17, 2012 4:30 pm

One old white fart to replace another old white fart…Hey!!! wheres all that democrat diversity we hear so much about?????? The half white president is replacing a woman with an old white guy…I am confused I thought only republicans could be rich old white guys…someone lied to us again…..

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
December 17, 2012 3:51 pm

Let me guess, more stories of his wife Kitty guzzling rubbing alcohol?

Dan
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Dan
December 17, 2012 3:39 pm

Forward!

CO2Insanity
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December 17, 2012 3:15 pm

Dukakis….always playing ketch up.

JPTravis
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December 17, 2012 3:31 pm

Hey, it’s Kerry who married into the Heinz fortune.

RobertW
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December 18, 2012 10:28 pm
Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart
December 17, 2012 2:30 pm

As Rush has said, failure is a resume enhancer for Democrats.

danybhoy
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danybhoy
December 17, 2012 4:55 pm

Yes it is.

Fail foward.

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield
December 17, 2012 12:02 pm

The irony is that he will only be the second-worst Senator from Massachusetts.

JPTravis
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December 17, 2012 3:44 pm

But he will be the worst white one. The other one will be a Cherokee.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 18, 2012 7:38 am

Cue Cher singing “Half-Breed”.

RobertW
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December 18, 2012 8:51 am
Trickie
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Trickie
December 17, 2012 3:58 pm

you mean white-cherokee, like zimmerman was a white-hispanic

RobertW
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December 17, 2012 4:06 pm

that’s the one i was hoping would show up at an aim pow-wow.

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard
December 17, 2012 11:32 am

At least it’s not a Kennedy, there are dozens of them hanging around Massachusetts looking for a lucrative government job.

RobertW
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December 17, 2012 3:22 pm

with women becoming more empowered they’re spending most of their time trolling for bimbos to slay in plausibly deniable situations, of course that’s after they’ve gotten their rocks off.

cath included.

Big Al
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Big Al
December 17, 2012 10:23 am

Should have made him Secretary of Defense. He dresses for it.

RobertW
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December 17, 2012 3:21 pm

is it just me, or is dukiecockup always a viable candidate for the old grenade-in-his-hooch ploy?

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