I honestly don’t know why Bubblehead Jr. resigned.

• Ethics problem? Not a problem for Democrats.
• Sex trouble? Not a problem for Democrats.
• Drugs? Not a problem for Democrats.
• Incompetence? Not a problem for Democrats.
• Incontinence? Not a problem for Democrats.
• Voter fraud? Not a problem for Democrats.
• Over-the-top bigotry? Not a problem for Democrats.
• Unable to properly do his job for whatever reason? Not a problem for Democrats.
• Batsh*t insane? Not a problem for Democrats.
• Conflict of interest? Not a problem for Democrats.

All progressive logic is circular. The Law of Unintended Consequences was another law nobody in congress read.

#fail – Morsi assumes dictatorial powers in Egypt. “In a word Morsi is the very kind of dictator which President Obama so vehemently denounced in Hosni Mubarak. …all that Obama has changed by his touted ‘leading from behind’ is in replacing one strongman friendly to the United States with a strongman opposed to it.” To paraphrase Pogo, we have met the enemy and he is Barack Obama.

Larry Summers: It’s time to tax carbon and treats. “Summers believes that the “overwhelming evidence” that sugary snacks are a cause of diabetes and cardiovascular disease and perhaps premature death means that one day there will be a tax on these junk foods that will have the same impact that the tobacco tax has had.” What happened to taxing the rich? Oh, election’s over….

SAUDI ARABIA ELECTRONICALLY TRACKING WOMEN. Hey women’s libbers! Want to be tracked by a GPS? Then just keep on voting for liberal Sharia loving Democrats! Keep it up and soon your so-called right to control you body will be moot.

Obama Thanksgiving address: Calls to unite behind WH, doesn’t thank God. Well, when you and your constituents already think you’re a god, why mention the real one who deserves all the credit?

Florida: Muslims bringing weapons and ammunition to mosque. We have to wonder why this guy isn’t in GITMO, which is where he surely belongs.

Desertec’s promise of solar power for Europe fades. A huge project to provide energy to Europe by building solar thermal plants in the North African desert is in serious jeopardy. Gee, who coulda seen that coming? Anybody but the geniuses in the feckless European political class (well, throw in the feckless US political class, too.)

PA college slashes instructors’ hours to avoid Obamacare. “‘The solution’, says United Steelworkers representative Jeff Cech, ‘is that adjunct professors should unionize in an attempt to thwart schools seeking similar cost-savings efforts from avoiding Obamacare.'” Yeah, that’ll work as well as it did at Twinkie University.

MSNBC chief: “This channel has never been the voice of Obama.” “’We hire smart people with a progressive sensibility,’ Griffin said. ‘I tell them to go think for themselves. We don’t have talking points.’” Yeah, they don’t tell their people to think left, they just make sure they only hire people who already do so. It’s what some call “a distinction without a difference” although others simply call it “bulls*it.”

America’s first experiment with communism. The first Thanksgiving is usually dated to 1621 when the settlement celebrated its first harvest, but the first official Thanksgiving was planned by Governor Bradford in 1623, after the colony began its long, painful divorce from communism and started flourishing as a community of free individuals.

Obama mocks Romney during Thanksgiving turkey pardon. Some people are sore losers, but Obama is something new: a sore winner.

Pelosi: ‘Is it the 11th Amendment? 14th? Whatever … I’m With the Constitution’: Yeah Princess Pelosi is for the Constitution . . . just like Kim Philby was for Magna Carta.

Blue States fear losing tax loophole. “What’s the least defensible special break in the U.S. tax code?… If forced to pick, I might say the deduction for state and local taxes, which cost $67 billion in fiscal 2011, according to the congressional Joint Committee on Taxation.” And one that Blue State Democrats, like Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, are anxious to retain. Hey, GOP – make ’em live up to their rule book: Tax the Rich Blue Staters!

Meet the man most responsible for vote fraud in the United States. His name is Dickinson Debevoise. He’s a former federal judge in New Jersey, but even though he’s retired he won’t let go of his control over a case from 1982 which prevents Republicans from challenging any kind of election fraud in ethnic minority districts. Take a good look: this is the face of the end of democracy in this country.

Happy Thanksgiving: Unions shut down traffic to LAX. “Obama’s favorite union, the Service Employees International Union, is spearheading the obnoxious effort; it’s supposed to last from 11 a.m to 4 p.m., virtually the entire day.” This is what you voted for, folks. Enjoy.

Europe is now sinking fast. “Government is destroying society, proving the falsity of the heretofore accepted belief (in Europe, anyway) that government makes society better. But then, anyone who has bothered to read Hayek’s The Road to Serfdom will not be surprised.” And Obama is rushing to bring the Euro model here before it implodes and takes Europe with it. Forward.

Facebook photo of Plymouth (MA) woman at Tomb Of The Unknowns sparks outrage. “Lindsey Stone was visiting the Tomb of the Unknowns last month on a business trip when she posed for a picture next to a sign that reads ‘silence and respect.’ In the photo, Stone is pretending to yell and she’s showing her middle finger.” Well, one consolation: no matter how long she lives, it will be almost impossible for her to do something more stupid and disgusting than this.

Susan Estrich: “I did not vote for Obama because I think I am paying too little in taxes.” But she did vote for him because she loves Obamacare and environmental regulation and federal aid to schools and Big Bird and yada yada yada. Well, Susan, where do you think the money for all that happy horsepoop is going to come from? Unicorn ride fees? Bullet train tickets? Wait, maybe the Federal gubbermint can win the effing lottery or something…

Tolkien’s daughter suing producers of The Hobbit. The Tolkien family and hobbitt fans are unhappy about Warner Bros using hobbitts to sell online and casino gambling, which violates the licensing contract. We predict this will go badly for Warner Bros. When the Shire gets upset, the forces of Morgoth tremble.

Democrats have own fiscal cliff issues. “Reid and the White House will also need to navigate a hardening Democratic divide on entitlements. Progressives don’t want any deep cuts that Republicans will insist on for a deal. But a Third Way poll of 800 Obama voters set for release Tuesday found that efforts to fix Medicare and Social Security enjoy broader support than liberals suggest.” It’s time for the Birdie President to step up and be the leader all his apostles keep telling us he is.

Senate bill rewrite lets feds read your e-mail without warrants. Say goodbye the the 4th Amendment. Please note it’s an effing Democrat pulling this crap, not that any of the lemmings will care until it’s too late. H/T DefHarryMelon

Mystery solved.

Obama repeatedly mispronounces Aung San Suu Kyi. “…Obama repeatedly mispronounced the name of Aung San Suu Kyi, the Nobel laureate and former political prisoner who has led the struggle for a free and democratic Burma.” “…also botched the name of his official host, Burma’s reformist new president, Thein Sein.” Seriously, the boob doesn’t know how to pronounce “corpseman”, why the hell would you think he could pronounce “Aung San Suu Kyi”?

The Twinkie: Will it return as a Mexican expat? One rumored bidder for the Hostess assets “…hints at the future of Twinkies and maybe the US bakery business as a whole: Mexico’s Grupo Bimbo, the world’s largest bread baking firm, which already owns parts of Sara Lee, Entenmann’s and Thomas English Muffins.” One day, perhaps soon, Americans will be sneaking over the border to Mexico to find jobs. Forward!