I HATE THE MEDIA ™

The REAL scandal at the CIA… is not that Director Petreaus was having sex with his hagiographer. The real scandal is that Obama made the spy agency set up a global warming department called the Center on Climate Change and National Security. So maybe we didn’t have a clue that our Benghazi consulate would be attacked, but the CIA is all over those threats from the weather.

Turns out OJ really didn’t kill Nicole. A new documentary, My Brother the Serial Killer, makes the case that Glen Rogers, currently in prison suspected of killing 70-80 people, not only killed Nicole Brown Simpson but bragged about it to his family and later, on death row, confessed to authorities. No wonder that glove didn’t fit.

Laugh out loud hilarious: Driving in Russia. Mrs Editor and I have recently been discussing our wild-assed fantasy about taking the Trans-Siberian Express from Moscow to Beijing. Based on this video, the train has to be safer than the streets. It’s 5:30 a.m. and I’m posting this story from Starbucks and all the other patrons are giving me strange looks because I’m laughing out loud as I watch this video. Do yourself a favor: Don’t watch it in public or people will give you strange looks, too.

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Brown warns that humans will be living ‘on some other planet’ if global warming continues. We don’t know what Moonbeam is concerned about. He’s been on another planet for decades.

OP-ED: The next four years. The peak of the proverbial slippery slope has been reached. It’s all downhill from here. Forward! Into the toilet of history.

Spain threatening Gibraltar. Spanish warships have entered British waters 178 times in the last year, prompting a flurry of diplomatic protests. What is this, 1588? Do the Brits need to remind the Spaniards what happened to their Armada? Besides, everybody knows Gibraltar will remain British as long as Barbary apes live there.

Deadline passes in Allen West-Patrick Murphy recount; Murphy presumed winner. Something smells in Floriduh. First they miscount, they they selectively recount early votes and now they miss the recount deadline. Delay-delay-delay. What is going on is at the least a disgrace and possibly criminal. This morning it was discovered the recount showed 900 voted in precinct 93, which has only 7 registered voters.

Playing poker with trillions… “…this isn’t just a financial system, but a transformation of the world civilization. It’s not like the Great Depression, it’s more like the Renaissance or Reformation or the Industrial Revolution: one civilization is dying, another will take its place.” Unlike voters, nature cannot be fooled.

Geithner: We Should Eliminate the Debt Ceiling. Eleventy! Turbo Tax! Forward off the fiscal cliff! Spend ourselves into oblivion!

Why do city dwellers tend to be leftwing Democrats? Urban cocoons: urbanites “have forgotten that mankind’s natural state is poverty and that strenuous, heroic efforts are required to produce the astounding affluence and abundant paraphernalia of our modern, affluent lifestyles. To use Marxian terminology, urbanites have become alienated from economic reality.” Obama is working on fixing that… Twinkies are just the beginning.

Ruling Continues the Bullet Train to Nowhere. A train wreck waiting to happen. Forward! Right off the fiscal cliff into the abyss of massive debt.

Secret Service agents prepping for Obama visit startled by big lizard. The big question: What was Janet Napolitano doing in Thailand?

Oops! Blundering Taliban chief accidentally reveals names of 400 recipients on secret mailing list including provincial governor, activists and an Afghan warlord. The world’s first Talitard.

Meghan McCain tells the Republican Party to wake up or else she’ll leave. We say don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

DA/Porn star admits he was lying. Typical Democrat: while he was running for re-election he was confronted by questions about his past and chose to lie like a rug. Now that he won, he admits he was a porn actor in the 70s and “used bad judgment.” Possible movie titles to his credit: Crammer vs. Crammer – To Drill A Mockingbird – 12 Naked Men.

Obama Consults With MSNBC Host Al Sharpton, and Other ‘Civil Rights Leaders,’ on Fiscal Talks: If Barry needed some economic advice we would have been glad to give him some . . . stop taking money from some people to buy votes and favors from the tax eaters and the cronies, stop the printing presses, cut the budget, cut the regulations, cut the taxes -all of them, and in general keep your nose out of our business and more importantly our wallets. But then again Barry doesn’t want economic advice from just anyone. Only from the sorts of individuals that got us into this mess in the first place. By the Way . . . Al Sharpton is not a ‘Civil Rights Leader’. People that believe in civil rights believe that they should apply to all citizens equally and without a bias built on race, sex or other.

Senate Democrats say deficit package must include stimulus. In other news, Senate Democrats say drug addiction treatment must include heroin and alcoholism treatment must include lotsa booze. They also said diabetes treatment must include Twinkies but later backed away from that, for some reason.

Trumka blames Hostess bankruptcy on Mitt Romney. ““What’s happening with Hostess Brands is a microcosm of what’s wrong with America, as Bain-style Wall Street vultures make themselves rich by making America poor.” BULL! The private equity money that rescued the firm from its first bankruptcy is DEMOCRAT, Tim Collins of Ripplewood (an acquaintance of former House Democrat leader Dick Gephardt.) BTW, the Teamsters union seems to lay the blame on the Bakery, Confectionary, Tobacco and Grain Millers International Union (BCTGM) for refusing to go along with the Teamsters to accept the last offer from Hostess.

Huffington Post and CNBC printing Russian propaganda. Of course they don’t actually call it that. They call the manufactured crap “op-eds” and simply leave out the part about how they’re written by Russia’s PR firm.

Despite $15.9 billion loss, U.S. Postal Service execs see boost in pay. “Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe, for instance, earned a base salary of $276,840, but even without a bonus or incentive payout, his overall compensation came to $512,093, compared with $384,229 in 2011, according to regulatory filings.” Bonus? Incentive? You mean he gets extra money for failing? Is he related to Obama or something?

Twinkie Party: The Loss of 18,000 Hostess Jobs Is a Big Joke to ABC News: What, the people have no jobs? LET THEM EAT TUBE CAKE!!

Dozen House women defend Rice over Libya comments: Shame on all those hateful Americans that died in Benghazi just to embarrass this defenseless victim of racism, sexism and the archaic belief that actions should have consequences. BTW, please enjoy this video. It has to do with a different Rice. One that was often subjected to quite a bit of racism, vitriol and hatred from the left. Not that is what Katie Couric is engaging in here . . . she’s just being smarmy and insufferable as usual.

It’s ‘National Papa John’s Appreciation Day’: Vote with your dollar . . . before the tax eaters confiscate it.

Another Leftist Admits the Real Goal Is Taxing the Middle Class: Well of course it is. Obama and company are fully aware that taxing the rich won’t be enough to pay off all the votes he promised free stuff too. Especially when so many of these “rich people” are special friends of Barry and qualify for the GE tax rate.

Bruised, battered and beaten: The mugshot of thief who received ‘street justice’ from the owner of a stolen bike. This was just too funny not to post. Had this been done in California the bike owner more than likely would have been arrested and the thief set free.