Bruised, battered and beaten: The mugshot of thief who received ‘street justice’ from the owner of a stolen bike. This was just too funny not to post. Had this been done in California the bike owner more than likely would have been arrested and the thief set free.

After stealing a bike, Keith Kirk was apprehended by the owner and then came off worse in the fight that followed

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23 Comments on "Bruised, battered and beaten: The mugshot of thief who received ‘street justice’ from the owner of a stolen bike"

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Big Al
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Big Al
November 17, 2012 5:44 am

Alias – “Lumpy”.

perlcat
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November 16, 2012 11:06 pm

You know, I kinda wished I was there. I had just popped up a nice big bowl of popcorn.

flashingscotsman
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November 17, 2012 9:58 am

From the looks of it, the “fight” was over in less time than it would take to nuke a bag. I’d still like to see a shot of the bicycle owner. Probably not a scratch on him.

RobertW
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November 16, 2012 10:41 pm

one is reminded of this quote:

“That’s all the bullets we had, or we would have shot him more,” Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd told reporters.

flashingscotsman
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November 16, 2012 6:46 pm

I love the comments on the story. Almost all in favor of the verdict. Of course, one bleeding heart had to cry over the justice that was dealt out.

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
November 16, 2012 9:35 pm

Who? Me? Besides the face battering, I hope he got his nuts kicked up to his Adams apple.

deepthinker
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deepthinker
November 16, 2012 5:37 pm

Damn dude if you are going to steal at least learn not to block with your face.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
November 16, 2012 4:57 pm

It appears this twit wasn’t a very good bike rider…..Musta been one hellofa crash..hehe.

hisham
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hisham
November 16, 2012 3:45 pm

He looks like he was invited to a blanket party…as the main attraction. Street justice can be brutal!

redabogado
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redabogado
November 16, 2012 3:26 pm

That’s Susan Rice after she bumped into the truth…….

Ruben
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Ruben
November 16, 2012 2:45 pm

I think the perp has been listening to too much Queen…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0nQiiES9_I

Extirpates
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Extirpates
November 16, 2012 2:36 pm

There appears to be some confusion here. The top picture shows a man who was tying his shoes at the top of a flight of stairs. There was a seismic shift throwing him off balance and down the stairs he went. A most unfortunate accident.

MGAP
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MGAP
November 16, 2012 3:05 pm

Looks like he did that twice.

Dan
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Dan
November 16, 2012 1:37 pm

Wheew…obviously the door that man walked into was moving…fast.

perlcat
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November 16, 2012 11:04 pm

Looks like he walked into a revolving door. The kind with fists.

DefHarryMelon
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DefHarryMelon
November 16, 2012 1:36 pm

That is a proud mug shot!

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
November 16, 2012 10:07 pm

Looks more like a “MUGGED” shot!

Only thing I would have been leery of is the high likelihood of getting AIDS from a street person in Ft Lauderdale.

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
November 16, 2012 1:25 pm

This is simply not fair. Not fair at all I tell you. Why should this person, Mr. Kirk, be the VICTIM of a brutal beating when all he was doing was trying to obtain a bike he deserves? Why should this rich guy Mr. McDougl, obviously a Republican, have a nice bike when this poor Mr Kirk not have one? The reason Mr. Kirk, the victim here, is unemployed and homeless and most likely a drug addict, is merely because of the inhumane policies of George Bush and other evil Republicans. You should all send money, but not me of course, to Mr. Kirk to make me feel better.

Karmaa
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Karmaa
November 16, 2012 2:03 pm

Send the money to me, since Mr. Kirk is ((ehem)) disadvantaged. I will see that he gets some of it, after I take off my salary, administration and handling fees.

drb
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drb
November 16, 2012 2:06 pm

That’s right, Karmaa. I’m pretty sure tht’s how it is supposed to go. In all “fairness” and stuff

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
November 16, 2012 1:24 pm

At first I thought it was Creepy Crowley getting some serious love for wasting its vote but this good too.

Neo-7
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Neo-7
November 17, 2012 11:11 am

” This beating was a result of corporate greed “— ElTardo

ooddballz
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ooddballz
November 16, 2012 1:23 pm

I know the area well, and I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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