Egyptian President Morsi Threatens Israel with War while Supporters Calls for Genocide. The smartest president ever gets rid our whack job dictator and puts in one that is 100 times worse. The word ‘smart’ must be one of Chris Matthew’s code words for ‘moron.’

Golden State turns to lead, now leads poverty rankings. Ahh yes Demtards, your favorite saying is “California leads the nation,” in this case, down the toilet. Flushward!

Washington DC is full of invasive swine, taking over the place, crapping on everything. Frankly, they’re dangerous. There’s an invasion of wild boar going on, too. Who knew? The only solution that works is allowing hunters to harvest them.

Appeals court overturns Michigan constitutional amendment. The Sixth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati ruled that Michigan’s ban on race-conscious admissions to public unversities, voted into the state constitution in 2006 by 58% of the voters, was a “form of political manipulation that placed excessive burdens on minority interests.” In other words, not placing a burden on white kids is a burden on the other kids.

Twinkies maker Hostess going out of business. “We deeply regret the necessity of today’s decision, but we do not have the financial resources to weather an extended nationwide strike. Hostess Brands will move promptly to lay off most of its 18,500-member workforce and focus on selling its assets to the highest bidders.” So, what will food stamps be good for when no one produces food?

CALIFORNIA REFUSES TO SAY HOW CARBON EMISSION SALES WENT. If it went well Jerry Brown would be crowing like a horny rooster in a hen house. Sounds like they need the weekend to come up with some good BS excuses.

Hostess says liquidation decision expected Friday. Looks to us like the union just screwed their members. Oh well, we suppose some entrepreneur in China will start making them for way less.

Congressional report blames Corzine in MF Global collapse. “…former CEO Jon Corzine’s reckless tactics doomed the firm and ultimately led to a shortfall of $1.6 billion in customer funds.” So it wasn’t the filmmaker???? Oh, wrong scandal… it’s so hard to keep all of these official Obama Administration BS stories straight. Maybe someone should write an app for that.

The gospel according to Apostle Barack – A real book title. “This is NOT a joke and it is even worse than you think.” Well, you really don’t know how bad we think it is, do you? “And the Lord Barack said, ‘Let there be stupidity, for otherwise no one will vote for me.’ And a great wave of stupidity fell upon the land. And Lord Barack smiled, then teed off as his people dove off the cliff into the abyss…”

Hostess to liquidate if Bakers’ strike continues through Thursday; end of Twinkies hours away? “The bakers’ union would rather have no job than reduced wages.” “…names and recipes will likely be sold and produced elsewhere, probably at a lower cost to consumers, especially if the buyer does not have to deal with the bakers’ union.” How do you say “Twinkie” in Chinese? Twinkie!

Left-Wing Groups Misused More than $750,000 in Stimulus Housing Grants. Well, we certainly don’t expect Holder to do anything about this when there’s important things like that racist Denny’s charging 5% for Obamacare.

If every Food Stamp recipient voted for Obama, it would account for 75% of his total. “Harry Hopkins, FDR’s close adviser who ran the now-defunct Works Progress Administration (WPA), once described Roosevelt’s strategy as ‘tax & tax, spend & spend, elect & elect.'” Sounds like everything old is “new” again.

San Francisco nudists rise again. Last time they marched in the Castro District where they ordinarily like to… er, hang out. This time they rallied at City Hall itself to protest the proposed municipal ban on public nakedness. According to their attorney, nudists shouldn’t be exposed to “nudophobic bigotry.”

Back to the dark old days: Putin brings in law which makes it treason to talk to a foreigner. You know Obama and his posse will be jealous when they read about this one.

It’s official: Eurozone back in recession. Since progressive liberals just love to emulate Europe, we expect full recession to hit our shores any day now.

MCCAIN SMASHES OBAMA BACK: YOU’RE INCOMPETENT OR CORRUPT. It’s too bad someone didn’t bring this issue up before the recent election. In fact, it’s too bad this wasn’t hammered mercilessly by the Republicans.

Obama’s Nightmare. “Virtually every American president since Dwight Eisenhower has had a Middle Eastern country that brought him grief. For Ike, it was Lebanon’s civil war and Israel’s Sinai invasion. For Lyndon Johnson, it was the 1967 Six-Day War. For Nixon, it was the 1973 war. For Carter, it was the Iranian Revolution. For Ronald Reagan, it was Lebanon. For George H.W. Bush, it was Iraq. For Bill Clinton, it was Al Qaeda and Afghanistan. For George W. Bush, it was Iraq and Afghanistan. For Barack Obama’s first term, it was Iran and Afghanistan, again. And for Obama’s second term, I fear that it could be the full nightmare — all of them at once.” Boo, hoo, and whose effing fault is that? Some filmmaker? Ya gotta love the pinheads at the NY Times… this is Obama’s nightmare? Like the rest of us (including those who wanted someone competent as president) aren’t stuck in it with him?????

Denny’s to charge 5% ‘Obamacare surcharge’ and cut employee hours to deal with cost of legislation. Next up? How much would you bet many of the customers deduct 5% off the tip because all of a sudden it won’t be other people’s money paying for Obamacare?

Initial claims soar to 439K, non-seasonally adjusted surge by whopping 104,548 in one week. Well, it’s all Bush’s the tsunami Arab Spring raaaaacism do-nothing congress the filmmaker’s the earthquake’s fat cats’ Sandy’s fault.

Obama nominates openly gay black man to federal bench. Judge William Thomas joins six other openly gay judges nominated by Obama… plus Sotomayor and Kagan on the Supreme court. Maybe this doesn’t even qualify as news. Nominating a straight white male, that would be news.

Graham to Obama: I hold you responsible for Benghazi: Reggie Love isn’t going to be pleased. He doesn’t like to hear that somebody else is going to be holding his man.

Al Sharpton supports local Mayor recount but against Allen West recount though both in St. Lucie County: Al Sharpton is a man that has made his career expecting that it is perfectly ok for some people to live by one set of rules while everybody else is screwed by the other. We wouldn’t expect him to change any of that now.

Buffett not worried about fiscal cliff. Well, if I had Warren’s bank account I wouldn’t worry either. Wait until the Anointed one anoints Warren’s fanny and starts extracting large sums of tax money.

McCain to reporter: “That’s one of the dumbest questions I’ve ever heard.” “…he was asked by a reporter whether he thought Gen. David Petraeus’ extramarital affair and resignation might have been a bigger national security threat than the Benghazi attack and its aftermath.” Gosh, you haven’t been listening to them for a while, have you senator?

Dow falls nearly 200 points as ‘fiscal cliff’ looms. Forward! Off the cliff, into the abyss!