Wasserman Schultz claims Fla. Obama victory. Yes dippy Debbie. Just like Dewey defeated Truman.

Vagina 2012. “Vote with your vagina. Vote for Barak (sic) Obama. If you have a vagina or love someone who does, share this video.” Not the vagina but another orifice in the neighborhood would be a more apropos subject for this video, we suspect. The orifice more likely to vote for “Barak,” if you catch our drift.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XgkbR6fzrZA#!

Obama still sinking, momentum is towards Romney. The magic number is 47%… no, not the 47% from that stupid video but the 47% of the vote Obama seems to be stuck at in important swing states. If Il Doo-Che ain’t above 50% after 4 years of hopeless change, he ain’t gonna get there in the last 2 days.

Ohio Democrat’s “Jobs Tour” Praises Company Outsourcing Jobs to Mexico Because of Emissions Standards. Only in Democratland can outsourcing jobs to Mexico be good.

Some Troops Given Incorrect Ballots, May Not Be Able to Vote. My, how convenient for Obama can this be?

PEOPLE WALK OUT ON OBAMA AT VIRGINIA RALLY. Well, it was a choice between falling asleep or beating the traffic. We’d opt for beating the traffic in this case.

Cash-strapped British Foreign Office spent 10,000 pounds to re-stuff a dead snake. But the bureaucrats defended themselves: “It is quite a bit of money, but he is a very big snake. We will not be constricted, nor will we scale back, in our dedication to preserve this historic national treasure.” Gotta love those Brits – always game for anaconda pun.

“I Pledge to Serve Barack Obama” (Urgent 2012 Election Update) Remember when all the celebrities thought it was Germany circa 1933 and they started pledging their allegiance to the new leader? Here is a little video taking a fond look back.

Obama campaign sign in L.A. modeled after Fascist Mussolini portrait. L.A. progressives finally embracing their inner storm troopers? Hey, maybe we should start calling Obama “Il Doofus.”

SPECIAL OPS PAC DEMANDS CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION OF WH ON BENGHAZI. The Commander-in-Chief should be held to the same standards that his subordinates are. If there was “reckless inaction, gross negligence, or incompetent leadership” involved, something should be done. Is anyone in Congress awake besides Senator John McCain?

CHICAGO DAILY HERALD ENDORSES ROMNEY. Even sweet home Chicago doesn’t want him re-elected.

Well one and one is two
Six and two is eleventy
Come on Obama you lose even with D+70

(( Hida-hey, Obama don’t you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Sweet home Chicago ))
(( Come on, Obama don’t you want to go ))

Joe Biden “I’m going on Vacation” Hopefully a permanent one.

Our choice for America’s future: The Daily News endorses Mitt Romney for president. At least one New York City liberal paper gets it right!

Scandinavian countries top the list of world’s most prosperous nations… but U.S. drops out of top ten for the first time. Forward….ahem….Backward! We hear libtards saying Romney wants the country to go backwards. We think they have the wrong candidate.

UN rep/Princeton prof Richard Falk calls for “world capital” in Istanbul. At first you want to snicker at the notion of putting the world capital in a Muslim country. It’s like a joke – like making East St. Louis the capital of Illinois. But then it dawns on you: “Hey, does that mean they’ll move the United Nations out of New York? Great idea!”

FEMA TAPS PRIVATE VENDORS TO MEET SANDY VICTIM’S NEEDS. FEMA runs out of water, Obama says “What? Me worry?” Sounds like FEMA’s “Lean Forward” should be changed to “Bend Over.”

Chris Wallace sends Axelrod reeling over Benghazi. How to answer a question with out answering the question. David’s gonna be shaving his mustache off on Wednesday.

Albuquerque Journal: “Mitt Romney Is Best To Fix U.S. Direction”. Another liberal paper in a a blue state turns red over Obama’s obvious lack of presidential qualities.

Freudian Slip: Candy Crowley refers to him as “President Romney.” Apparently the new strains of latent, undiagnosed and untreatable raaaaacism now appearing are highly contagious. (Video at the link.)

What if they gave a rally for Elizabeth Warren and nobody came? Crap, maybe everyone thought Obama was coming too. It’s hard to believe, after all, the woman is 1/32 Jeep Cherokee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbtwrUtCEU4&feature=player_embedded

Wind farm noise does harm sleep and health, say scientists. “The findings provide the clearest evidence yet to support long-standing complaints from people living near turbines that the sound from their rotating blades disrupts sleep patterns and causes stress-related conditions.” Maybe that’s why one-percenters like the late Ted Kennedy don’t want wind farms near their own personal digs, eh?

Media blackout of black Chicago protesters marching against Obama. Not all blacks tow the racial line and vote for Obama just because he’s black. Meet the Broke Party, who could be members of the Tea Party. They, like most US citizens want the American Dream, not poverty. They don’t want to be used by liberals like Obama who want to keep them on the welfare plantation as vote slaves. The jerks at ABC? They just hide out.

http://youtu.be/AQSZS1XlIL4

Bill Maher warns Romney supporters: “Black people know who you are and they will come after you.” We relate this comment we saw on another blog: “Romney was not my first, second, or third choice, but I will crawl over ground glass to vote for him.” FU, BM.

Where have all the Democrats gone? “…Dems may be jumping ship from Obama in higher numbers than thought, especially if you are still registered a Democrat but now consider yourself an independent.” Like Obummer himself told the Blue Dog Democrats before they were put to sleep in 2010, “…the big difference is…you’ve got me.”

HELL ON EARTH: New York Neighborhoods “Descend Into Chaos” as Sixth Day Passes Without Power or Help. If GW Bush was still president the cry from the MSM would be loud and long ala New Orleans and hurricane Katrina. Oh Obama? Oh FEMA? Where are you?