I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Dimwitted Democrat defeats lying, scumbag Republican. This is an update on the voting dilemma faced by the Editor and the Administrator. It wasn’t even close in our Congressional district. Lois Capps, the dimwitted liberal defeated the lying, corrupt, scumbag Republican Abel Maldonado. A pox on both their houses. Thanks for all your advice. In case you’re wondering, Mrs Editor voted for the dimwit and I voted for the scumbag so that neither of them gained anything.

Obama victory comes with no mandate. “‘The mandate is a myth,’ said John Altman, associate professor of political science at York College of Pennsylvania. He pointed to Obama’s small margin of victory and the fact that U.S. voters are divided deeply by race, gender, spirituality, and party affiliation. You can’t claim to be carrying out the will of the people when the populous has little shared will.” Maybe it’s the mother of all Pyrrhic victories.

One nation, divisible: The United States has become two separate nations. “The US is populated by groups of people who may as well be living in different countries. They have separate histories, cultures and visions for the future. They are two distinct nationalities, divided by mutual distrust and joined by mammoth public debt.” And as President Lincoln (the real one) said, “A house divided against itself cannot stand.”

Vote for Obama, get a free government cell phone. Our democracy is doomed. Can’t wait to see what the folks over at FreeGovernmentCellPhones.net have to say about this one. Think they’ll be as horrified as we are? UPDATE: Looks like the free government cell phone website got the story up even faster than IHTM and the good news is that even they hated this offensive scam.

Poll closing time map. All times are Eastern Standard Time. Va and Fl results start at 7:00, Ohio 7:30 and Pa and Mich at 8.

It’s now public: Editors rejigger polls. “A stunning tale today in the Salt Lake Tribune, however, reveals the dirty little secret of polls paid for by the media. The results are, in effect, owned by the media, and the media can insist that they be rejiggered.” Liars, damn liars and the waste-stream media.

Daughters for Obama. Daughters plead with their moms to vote for the Empty Chair in order to safeguard their right to have abortions when they grow up. The Roe v. Wade decision was in 1973. GOP presidents have held office for 23 of those 39 years. How stupid does Obama think people are? This stupid…

The word from Dixville Notch, NH. The NH hamlet that traditionally votes right after midnight on election day this year tied 5-5 between Romney and Obama. That’s the bad news. The good news is that four years ago, they landslid Obama 15-6. BTW, Dixville Notch lost half of its registered voters in the last 4 years, which pretty much tells you all you need to know about the Obama presidency.

Obama campaign to supporters: don’t panic over early exit polls. But if you do panic and die of a heart attack because of it, just follow all the other dead voters to the nearest polling place.

Do you feel safer knowing… the Secretary of Homeland Security is too stupid to use email? For people wondering how she gets information, she answers, “People around me get email and all kinds of media and I certainly get passed what is important for me to see.” How would she know? The phrase “all kinds of media” probably refers to computers so she evidently doesn’t use one of those either… and since cellphones are pretty much pocket-sized computers nowadays, what does that leave her? Smoke signals and carrier pigeons?

Obama-Springsteen concert in Ohio draws 15,000 vs 80,000 in 2008. “The arena holds 21,000 but only 15,000 showed up.” From the comments: “I think the best thing would be for Obama to get voted out, and then President Romney would make him Ambassador to Libya since we have a vacancy there!” (snort!)

Romney campaign internal polling has him UP one point in Oh and TIED in Pa and Wi. “Romney is also three points up in NH. If the internal polls, which the Obama campaign scoffs at, are correct then Romney will almost certainly become the 45th President of the US.” FYI – Rasmussen’s Oct 31 party affiliation poll shows R/D/I spread 39.1/33.3/27.5, a R+5.8 spread which has never been seen going back to at least 2004. Let’s get out there and make it a wipe-out of the Dirtocrats.

What day did Barack Obama really lose his re-election? “Here are five important dates in the Obama Regime’s annals that each, on their own, cost Obama the election…” Just the thing to get folks good and pissed in case they still need something to motivate them to go out and vote tomorrow. As the Empty Chair said, “Voting is the best revenge.”

Hillary Clinton to speak at award ceremony for Ambassador Stevens. “Stevens will be posthumously awarded one of the Common Ground Awards… Clinton will deliver remarks about the ambassador, according to the State Department.” There are some remarks that need to be delivered about SOS Clinton as well.

Urban Outfitters Encourages Customers to ‘Vote Early, Vote Often.’ As a thank you we’ll shop early and shop often…………at Macy’s.

Election 2012 Prediction Contest. Place your predictions in the comments below for this post. The winner of each category will win an I Hate the Media coffee cup or an I Hate the Media T-shirt (your choice).

1. Who’s going to get what percentage of the popular vote? Romney__._% : Obama__._% (Enter in 1/10 of a percent Example: 49.3%)

2. How many electoral votes do you predict they’ll get? Romney____ : Obama____

Rule 1. Ties will be awarded to the first correct entry based on time posted.
Rule 2. If Obama wins no prize will be awarded as we’ll have to pay more taxes.
Rule 3. Winner’s will be notified in the comments post-election. It’s up to you to contact us with the shipping information.

Report: Obama cut back substantially on ‘economically significant’ regulations in October. If Obama is re-elected Forward will indeed morph into Bend Over immediately after the election. Coal miners and coal-fired power generators will be filling out unemployment applications en masse. Energy prices will continue to rise astronomically.

Osama bin Laden propaganda film released before election is called ‘so bad, it won’t sway anyone’… as Obama is given exaggerated starring role. We bet Chris Matthews watched it dressed up in his commando uniform and got tingles up his leg.

The fall of the electric car – and the rise of the NGV (Natural Gas Vehicle.) “Imagine how much better off the people in the NY area could be right now if their citizens had the option of refueling an NGV in their garage instead of having to wait in line for gasoline…” The problem is no Obama donors are involved in producing natural gas. Let’s hope that ceases to be relevant starting Wednesday.

Will New Black Panthers be back this year? Maybe this time around that notorious racist Eric Holder can give them some guns.

http://youtu.be/x3FJE4qQbS0

Big Bird punches out ‘Romney’ at HS half time show: It is understandable why these children would be so upset. The government education system has likely failed them and watching Sesame Street was the only shot at learning they ever had. It is ok though. We don’t think President Romney is going to hold it against them. And here is to hoping that during his administration their futures won’t be so bleak.

http://youtu.be/EnQlgQ5O5Fk

NYC leaves Marathon generators in Central Park, residents lash out at Bloomberg. Hey, give Nanny a break, there’s nothing for him to do here – after all, if people have nothing to eat, then their salt and transfat consumption is ALREADY low. No need to monitor soda consumption when there’s no soda around…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pxyN9kqeeZg#!

Romney tied with Obama, 49-49… in CNN’s D+11 poll. The CNN honchos are probably ecstatic: “See, America still luvs you Dear Leader… we do, we DO! (sob!)”

Las Vegas union registering noncitizens and making them vote. Now you know how Harry Reid won reelection in 2010.

U.S. GENERAL: OBAMA PARALYZED BY FEAR. What Obama and Panetta are completely unable to comprehend is no plans during a war work as planned. There is no way to know what’s going on before you commit. Plans in a war constantly change by the day, hour, minute or second. You can’t micromanage a war, or combat or an attack on an embassy. You adapt or you lose, or even die. Our military is run by two clueless buffoons.