I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Chris Matthews plays both parts in Dumb and Dumber sequel. On HBO’s Real Time last night, he claimed that unemployment under Bush was “well past ten percent and skyrocketing.” Actually, it didn’t hit ten percent until October of 2009.

Nation’s children push back against Michelle Obama-backed school lunch regs. Students nationwide are not only saying “Where’s the beef?” They’re saying “Where’s the food?”

Obama: It takes more than 1 term to fix economy. Pal, in your own words: “If I don’t have this done in 3 years, then this is gonna be a one-term proposition.” From the comments: “Obama is such a failure, I wish he would try skydiving.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CRAMdUNo2Cg

Robert Reich: Four Reasons Romney Might Still Win. Yet another indication Obama is in trouble. Reich is a die hard Democrat, yet he’s not buying into the party line that Obama’s reelection is a sure thing.

CNN steals dead ambassador’s diary. First they acquired Christopher Stevens’ diary, then they based reports on it by calling it “a source familiar with Ambassador Stevens’ thinking,” and finally, two days later when confronted, they admitted they had the diary and gave it back to his family. Just when you think these media twerps can’t sink any lower… they do.

White House now says it is “self-evident” that a “terrorist attack” struck the US Consulate in Benghazi, Libya. At times our universe apparently does intersect with whatever one the Obama Administration lives in. Either that, or some WH staffer has been reading the backs of the wrong hands….

Obama Administration is running $70,000 apology ads in Pakistan. A couple of weeks ago, these boobs were bragging about offing Bin Laden. Talk about your stupid, offensive videos…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtNu6E7c4vA

Obama knew about Benghazi terror attacks 90 minutes after they began… went to bed. “Obama went to bed without knowing the status of the US Ambassador.” (Video at the link) When the going gets tough, the tough get going… and the feckless go to sleep.

Japan launches QE8 as 20-year slump drags on. Crap, that means we’re 5 QEs behind! But never fear, the geniuses at the Fed are sure QE3 is gonna work just as well as QE1 and QE2 did. A 20-yr slump? Hey, that would put us into Obama’s 5th term!

Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire: Our sources have informed us that after viewing this short clip President Obama was so moved by its message of hope, peace, love and tolerance that he directed the National Endowment of the Arts to invest 300 million dollars in developing an American version. Production is still at an early stage but the advanced buzz has it that Michael Moore is set direct and Tom Hanks will be portraying the Koran.

http://youtu.be/-eoNLlHzPhI

LA Times Op-ed: Does ‘Innocence of Muslims’ meet the free-speech test?: Women writing opinion pieces might very well offend these very same Muslims and bring about the very same sorts of violence. Even so we don’t dare question if Sarah Chayes has the right to express her beliefs or re-state the beliefs of others. It is unfortunate that Chayes does not have a similar commitment to freedom, liberty and equality. Most especially for her. And that is also unfortunate. As well as perplexing. We cannot at all understand why those who have the most to lose to these unenlightened folks are the first to sacrifice all that is good in an effort to appease them.

Texas couple snaps photo of deer destroying Obama front yard sign. In Texas, even the deer are Republicans. This one obviously has figured out that Obama does not have a “The Buck Stops Here” sign on his desk like Harry Truman did.

Woman urinates, proceeds to take shower on NYC subway. Not really a shower, more like a sponge bath, but she actually does appear to be peeing. Really makes us wanna ride mass transit. With nuts like this on the loose in town, Nanny Bloomberg still thinks it’s more important to hassle people drinking 16oz sodas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHJOy8GPuWA

More Americans Added to Food Stamps Than Find Jobs. The latest on President “Wrong Way” Obama.

International “Love the prophet Mohammad” day results in good feeling, pride, murder. 17 dead in Pakistan, 3000 Muslims march on the US embassy in Malaysia. “…the media doesn’t want to tell you that Obama’s supposed Charm Offensive, combined with his Apology Gambit, isn’t working.” Well, the foreign press will. They must be racists or something.

Obama slammed on Fast and Furious in Spanish-language TV interview: Shouldn’t you “fire” Holder? Speaking of the not-started-by-Bush Fast and Furious, Obama took some tough questions from the press on the subject the other night. Unfortunately, they were in Spanish. Hey, journ0lists, this is the way your “job” should be done… from the front asking questions to his face, not kneeling behind him kissing his butt.

President Obama falsely claims Fast and Furious program “Begun under the previous administration.” Obama finally tells a lie so big even the MSM calls him on it. What’s next, Harry Reid releasing his tax returns?

Chick-fil-A chickened out. To get city approval for a restaurant in Chicago, the chain agreed to stop funding traditional-marriage groups. This after conservative supporters of traditional marriage gave them record sales. So what did they say as they chomped on their own foot? “Tastes like chicken!”

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz vs. Medusa Wasserman-Schultz. We saw this photo of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and couldn’t help but think that she looked like Medusa. According to Greek mythology Medusa had the face of a hideous human female, but a headful of venomous snakes instead of hair. Looking at her face would turn onlookers to stone. And that’s probably the biggest difference between DWS and Medusa. That is, no one’s ever gotten hard looking at Wasserman-Schultz. (I apologize to the Administrator, who always hates it when I take cheap shots at people’s appearance. But c’mon, Ad, this one cries out for comment.)

60% of Americans say, “I hate the media.” Thanks to Gallup, we now know that IHateTheMedia.com is America’s most appropriately-named website. Gallup said, “Americans’ distrust in the media hit a new high this year, with 60% saying they have little or no trust in the mass media to report the news fully, accurately, and fairly.” In other startling news, the sun rises in the east and Joe Biden is a moron.

Pencil-Necked Sissy II – The Sequel. A week ago we read about Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Martin Dempsey lecturing a pastor about YouTube. Now we read that he fired a decorated combat veteran for saying politically-incorrect stuff about Muslims in a military class about radical Islam. For God’s sake, who is this Dempsey guy and whose side is he on?

Does Wasserman Schultz speak Klingon? Yeah, sure, conspiracy theories about aliens taking over the government are passé, but damn, look at the woman!

New York Times announces that only Obama will be allowed to approve stories in advance. It was revealed last week that the Times gave the White House the right to approve details in a lengthy story in advance. Now that the Obama story has run, the Times has realized that that policy may just be a violation of journalistic integrity and quickly announced a new policy that prohibits quote approval. In other words, what’s good for Obama just ain’t gonna fly for Romney. ‘Cause the Times is, you know, impartial.

Obama: “You can’t change Washington from the inside.” Journ0List member Ben Smith calls it “perhaps Obama’s worst gaffe since he met Joe the Plumber.” So is his new slogan “Can’t Change You Can Believe In”? Mitt doesn’t buy it: “We’ll give Obama chance to change Washington FROM THE OUTSIDE in November!”

The slow death of the American republic: seven of nation’s ten wealthiest counties are in DC Area. “The only real industry in and around DC is government and the legions of power brokers who make their living greasing its wheels. People are getting rich and are therefore they are invested in accumulating more and more governmental power to extract money from the rest of the country.” Whether you call them the 1% as the #occutards did or the 47% as Mitt Romney did, these are the ones we need to focus on.