“We Are This Far From A Turnkey Totalitarian State” – Big Brother Goes Live September 2013. Soon we will have zero privacy, unless we send messages on tape recorders that self-destruct ala Mission Impossible.

hip rutherford b hayes. Defenders of President Rutherford B. Hayes get some payback on the simpleton who pompously (and incorrectly) mocked a chief executive and former Army Major who was wounded in the Civil War. Hey Barry, next time you make stuff up about a president, better pick on Hugo Chavez.

More than a dozen 5th graders ‘mutilated themselves during class in protest against bullying’. Ahh yes. Little democrat protestors in the making. In other news, 50 anti-gun protestors shot themselves to show their disgust at gun owners – the whole thing was video taped by several hundred OWS iPhones and the new, larger MAX iPad.

St. Patrick’s Day is when we remember some guy that kicked all the snakes out of Ireland. We could sure use a fellow like that in Washington DC. But until that guy shows up we’ll just have to be satisfied with a Guinness and this video of the Duke kicking ass while wearing one of those cool Irish caps.

http://youtu.be/sR97_tCve08

Newspapers, “America’s fastest-shrinking industry.” “A USC Annenberg School study reached the stark conclusion that most printed US dailies would be gone in five years.” The article blames the usual suspect, the Internet, but commenters seem more inclined to the idea that it’s not paper they dislike, it’s the useless leftist crap that’s printed on it. Denial – it’s not just a river in Egypt.

Mayor Bloomberg Booed at Queens St. Patrick’s Day Parade. That’s what happens when you tell everyone to eat green tofu because corned beef is bad for you. No beer either, just drink Evian water.

Politico: Four hard truths of health care reform. Politico embraces its inner raaaacist and acknowledges that Barry and Nancy’s legislative love child just might not be all they claimed. Hey, maybe what America really needs is a contraception mandate to prevent unwanted legislative births, hmmm?

Steyn: Future generations will laugh at us for taking Obama seriously. The king’s big speech on energy at Prince George’s Community College relies far too much on “Half-a-Dozen Surefire Cheap Cracks for Lazy Public Speakers.” Our POTUS is a phony, a blowhard, an empty suit, a joke. And the joke is on us.

DHS Terror Document Lists Yawning, Goose Bumps As Suspicious Behavior. So, this means everyone who listens to an Obama speech and yawns is a terrrorist?

GPS directs Japanese tourists into ocean. The GPS said drive into the ocean… so they did. When the car stopped moving, the GPS offered no suggestions.

Retracting “Mr. Daisey and the Apple Factory.” A devastating hit piece which exposed Apple as a brutal taskmaster overseeing near-slavery conditions in its Chinese factories turns out to be… total bullspit. “I’m not going to say that I didn’t take a few shortcuts in my passion to be heard,” says the liar, “My mistake, the mistake I truly regret, is that I had it on your show as journalism, and it’s not journalism. It’s theater.” Well, that’s what most journ0lism is these days.

WIND power – more accurately wind impotence, since turbines operate at just 24% of capacity – is the curse of Scotland. “…the bill for wind energy by 2020 will cost consumers £120 billion. Yet generating the same amount of electricity from efficient gas-powered stations would cost only £13bn.” Paying over 9 times more for something than necessary is a proposition only a liberal Democrat could love. Self-styled propeller-head Barack Obama is the real flat-earther when it comes to wind power, still clinging to archaic technologies that were obsoleted two centuries ago.

Is Greece becoming a third world country? HIV, Malaria and TB rates soar as health services are slashed by savage cuts. “The news comes as it was revealed Greece will get €5.9billion in new bailout money on Monday.” The product of being non-productive.

Obama’s campaign is watching you… they’ve “built a centralized digital database of information about millions of potential Obama voters.” Not unexpectedly, “He’s making these moves at the same moment his administration is pushing the virtues of online privacy, last month proposing a consumer bill of rights to protect it.” Do as Dear Leader Obama says, not as Dear Leader Obama does.

This Pork Eating Crusader Patch Is A Huge Hit With Troops In Afghanistan. Sign us up for the “Bacon Brigade!”

Three in 10 young adults live with parents, highest level since 1950s. “Surprisingly, most “boomerang kids” don’t mind living with mom and dad. If ever there were a stigma about living with parents through one’s late twenties and thirties, the recession and, along with it, a practical dollars-and-cents outlook on life have all but erased that perception.” The crack research team at IHTM believes that ‘learning to live off someone else’ early in life makes the transition easier to living off the state. We wouldn’t want anyone to be embarassed by waiting in line for food stamps, would we?

Consumer prices in U.S. rose in February as gasoline jumped. The CPI climbed 0.4% but the “core measure” which excludes “volatile” food and energy, climber 0.1%. “Federal Reserve policy makers say the advance in fuel costs will be temporary…” “Temporary” as in “Obama can’t be president forever.”

Nerf: The gateway gun? He’s baaack… Obama and Jeremiah Wright’s favorite priest, Michael Pfleger, is on the bore-path again, complaining about K-mart selling Easter baskets with Nerf dart-shooters in them. In his Wright-thinking mind, shooting soft darts leads to harder stuff. He’s got a point. Pfleger probably wouldn’t be such a jerk today if he spent less time in the past hanging out with the likes of Obama, Wright, Ayers et al. Moral: steer kids clear of gateway Marxists.

Hilarious: Sandra Fluke is my hero! Another noble Georgetown law student makes an impassioned plea to cut Sandra Fluke some slack. It tough to disagree with a woman who has a cardboard cutout of Commander Deanna Troi in her dorm room. Especially when it’s an anatomically-correct cardboard cutout of Commander Deanna Troi.

The surprising health benefits of beer. Next time the wife or girlfriend complains about your beer drinking show her this. Beer! It’s healthy!

The Anniversary You Can’t Refuse: 40 Things You Didn’t Know About The Godfather Interesting tidbits that we couldn’t refuse to post about one of the coolest movies of all time.

http://youtu.be/bB9cLr7OR-A

Study: sea levels rising; storms could wipe out Jersey Shore. Oh noes, the global warming monster is gonna flood the Joisey Shore! The commenters are clearly split on the matter: half seem to think the “study” is total bullcrap, the other half think wiping out the Jersey Shore is a good idea. Tough crowd.

‘Vigorous’ Santorum crackdown may catch Internet porn viewers with pants down. Guess Rick doesn’t subscribe to that adage about idle hands.

Biden lauds Obama as man of ‘steel’ in campaign push. Yes, King Barry certainly is a man of steal. Steal everything that isn’t bolted down.

Exodus: California tax revenue plunges by 22% in Feb. The state motto is “Eureka”, Greek for “I have found it.” We note the irony of a once-great but now fiscally foundering state using such a word which arose from a once-great but now fiscally foundering nation, and suggest henceforth California deem its motto to be derived from Eureka, the vacuum cleaner because its state gubbermint sucks (in more ways than one.)