I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Police: First-grader allegedly hands out bogus $100 bills at East Chicago school. Perhaps a future Fed Chairman or more likely Mr. Hope and Change of 2052.

Apparently there was a military coup and nobody told Congress. The number of times Pannetta has taken an oath to uphold the consitution, you’d think at some point he would have read the damn thing. This is a frightening video – not just because the Defense Secretary thinks the military doesn’t have to answer to elected officials anymore, but because the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is such a dork. Now we know what happened to Howdy Doody.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5zNwOeyuG84

84-Year-Old Fall River Woman Tries To Vote, Told She’s Dead. They must have mistaken her for a Democrat.

Man shocked by arrest after daughter draws picture of gun at school. The nanny state is out of control. We’d bet had she drawn a penis it would have all been perfectly OK.

Coal heats up as campaign issue for Obama as clean-air rules hit swing states. Coal accounts for more than half of the nation’s electricity generation. “Forcing a transition to commercially unproven technologies could send thousands of jobs overseas and raise electricity rates on families and seniors at a time when the nation can least afford it.” Never mind that, vote for Obama or the GOP will control how often Sandra Fluke has sex!

Obama mocks Ed Henry: Do you think I want gas prices going up in an election year? We’ll answer that for Ed: Yes, you do. Actions speak louder than your empty words and all of your actions say “raise those damn prices.” But it is clear you don’t want to take responsibility for those prices. Clear enough?

Obama: Folks faint all the time at my events. Perhaps something about you really stinks… like your record.

The heartbreaking truth of women disfigured by their husbands. “Every year in Pakistan, at least 100 men feel entitled to throw acid into the faces of their wives, some of them still in early adolescence.” Now go put on that burka!

Oakland man who beat boy to death slain in prison. The California prison system finally get some justice. Unlike the state who lets inmates languish on death row for decades, the inmates get ‘er done in a timely and fittingly brutal manner.

$1 million lotto winner continues to collect food stamps. Made in Detroit!

Obama proposes bumping Chevy Volt subsidy up to $10k. Clueless Leader doesn’t seem to have any problem subsidizing the rich as long as they’re buying Government Motors crap.

$11 Million To Help 400 Job Seekers in Detroit Aided Only 2. “The (clothing) boutique was to provide business attire for low-income residents for job interviews… residents were required to have a job interview scheduled.” Well there’s the problem! No one in Detroit is looking for a job – they already get everything for FREE!!

How to get ANYTHING through TSA nude body scanners: Blogger exposes loophole in $1billion fleet. Another day another government boondoggle another billion down the tubes. Meanwhile those of the Arabic persuasion will Basically continue to pass through security unmolested while 89 year old grannies get body cavity searched and nursing moms are made to pump breast milk to prove their breast pump doesn’t contain explosives.

THE VETTING: BEN SMITH RELEASES SELECTIVELY EDITED OBAMA RACE VIDEO. The unedited version will be aired by Hannity at 9PM Eastern time. We’ll be watching.

Woman arrested after fight with Southwest Airlines flight attendant over nail polish. This woman is a classic example of what’s wrong with the ‘I’m Entitled’ generation. Too bad they didn’t lock her up in a cell for a week with a prisoner with gas problems.

Socialized healthcare = end of individual liberty. In the UK, if you want a hip replacement, knee replacement, cataract surgery, in vitro fertilisation, or certain other procedures, you must first get your lifestyle approved by government bureaucrats. No potential problems lurking in that policy.

School apologizes for shouting “USA! USA!” at basketball game. Somehow, some way, the school district decided that shouting “USA!” at an American sports event is a racial insult. The fact that the school’s name is “Alamo Heights” adds a touch of delicious irony to this nonsensical exercise in political correctness, doesn’t it?

Borrowing costs for bullet train revised upward. The bullet train boondoggle continues to grow in enormity. It should be renamed Jerry Brown’s Big Bungle.

MSNBC Hosts Grieve Over Kucinich Loss In Ohio. Don’t feel bad guys, look at the bright side… Dennis will probably watch MSNBC regularly and thus increase your audience by 20%.

Orator-in-chief says “uhh” 96 times in 5 minutes. Meanwhile, the other guy, Benjamin Netanyahu, speaks clearly and eloquently without a single “um…” If you’re American, it’s embarrassing.

Sandra Fluke argued for mandatory coverage for sex-change surgery. This whole kabuki dance was no fluke. “Hey America, stop looking at how Obama’s policies raised the price of gas, worsened unemployment and engendered numerous foreign policy failures… the GOP doesn’t want you to have FREE contraceptives and sex changes!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRjufYB0IRE

Potrero woman killed after cannonball slams into home. Looks like someone may have found a new way to off the Mrs. and avoid alimony. And no, Mythbusters was nowhere around.

Purple people eaters set white teen on fire. It’s hard to see racism when you’re a media hack with your head as far up your ass as you can get it.

World’s richest man getting even richer off free government cell phones. Carlos Slim, the Mexican gazillionaire, now has more money than Bill Gates. Among his assets is Safelink Wireless, the biggest name in the free government cell phone scam. You pay, the world’s richest man collects. Only in America.

Former Sens. Bob Graham (D-FL) and Bob Kerrey (D-NE) say Saudi Arabia may be tied To 9/11 Plot. Graham led a 2002 investigation into the attacks and Kerrey was on the 9/11 Commission, so they know of which they speak. It’s an open secret that the Saudi gov’t staves off troublemakers by giving them money to make trouble somewhere else. Much of that money is supplied by us for oil, money we could be sending to the Canadians and the North Dakotans.