I HATE THE MEDIA ™

First grade boy, aged SEVEN, investigated for sexual harassment after ‘punching bully in the groin in self-defense.’ Just when you think teachers and school administrators can’t possibly get any stupider, someone comes along and proves you wrong. Someone should kick this principal in the nuts, providing he has any.

Dad Gets Up to 30 Years in Prison for Killing Kid-Strangler Wife. Sounds more like they should have given him an award.

Romney Declines Lincoln-Douglas Debate Against Gingrich: Too bad. Now that Mr. Cain has apparently jumped the shark it would have been nice to watch Mr. Gingrich jump the RINO.

LA hit with ‘once in a generation’ wind storm: And here we were thinking Barney Fwank was going to retire to Massachusetts.

Supposed civil liberties group worried iPhone 4s doesn’t do enough to kill babies: At this point the ACLU needs to change their name. Life is a civil liberty. The unfettered ability to commit infanticide is not.

OBAMA OFF TO HAWAII FOR 17-DAY VACAY… When times get tough, the tough go on yet another vacation. What a  nice way for Obama to tell the 99% to eff off because he’s one of the 1%.

Fort Worth Bans Santa From Classrooms. A separation of church and state? Bah humbug! Here we have a separation of brains from the school district.

“Eric Holder will no longer be Attorney General of the United States. That-that is – you’ll see that happen soon now. Very soon.” According to the “Insider”, the House Judiciary Committee starting on Dec. 8 will be the “turning point” for Eric the Red. Watch for on-the-record condemnation of Holder from Democrats. We’re hoping his prediction comes true. FYI – you can sign the online petition to impeach Holder here.

A $230,000 Taxpayer-Funded ‘Green Jobs’ Website, but No Jobs Listed. “The Department of Energy has awarded a $230,000 contract to the Association of Energy Services Professionals to develop a website on energy efficiency jobs — but the agency has prohibited the listing of actual position openings.” Even The New York Times wrote, ”federal and state efforts to stimulate creation of green jobs have largely failed” and Obama’s goal of creating 5 million new green jobs within 10 years is a “pipe dream.” Green Job + Pipe Dream = Marijuana Farming! Added Bonus! >> Smithee’s Movie Tip: Idiocracy 2006

Barbi twins: Obama abandoned the horses. “Congress approved the Conference Committee report on spending bill H2112 for Thanksgiving, giving funding to USDA for horse meat inspections and lifted the 6 year slaughter ban. More than 70% of Americans don’t want slaughter houses here. While Obama was pardoning a turkey, he abandoned our horses.” Too bad he won’t abandon his presidency.

Not one of the Barbi twins…

Senate Approves Bill that Legalizes Sodomy and Bestiality in U.S. Military. “The Senate on Thursday evening voted 93-7 to approve a defense authorization bill that includes a provision which not only repeals the military law on sodomy, it also repeals the military ban on sex with animals–or bestiality.” Surely this is in sensitivity to the muslim soldiers…

Occupy London morphs into “Animal Farm” – anti-capitalist “elite” accused of misusing funds and holding secret meetings in Starbucks. “Some demonstrators accused of becoming ‘elitist’ with too much power… Rising tensions leads to the finance committee stepping down… One member accused of using public donations to fund flights to New York…” No wonder Obama and the Democrat-Media axis found the occupados so appealing. Lizzy Warren plagiarized George Orwell.

Jon Corzine, the former head of bankrupt commodities brokerage firm MF Global, has been subpoenaed to testify about his role in the collapse before a congressional committee. Hey, a greedy fat-cat Wall St. banker is gonna get grilled in front of a congressional committee! Just what Obama and the Democrat-Media complex said should happen. We’ll bet they’re high-fivin’ each other today like it was November 2008 again.

At 623,666 cars, GM’s dealer inventory is an all time absolute record, and represents about 3.5 times the total GM vehicles sold in November! Why make more product than is likely to be sold? Because building the car is what matters to various gubbermint statistics (PMI, CMI, etc.) What GM is really trying to manufacture is the appearance of an economic recovery to aid Dear Leader’s reelect effort. FYI – this is basically how China’s whole economy works, the model so many “smart people” want to bring here.

Obama tells big-money donors “I’m going to need another term to finish the job.” Sure, the patient’s not quite dead yet, right Doc?

Afghan President Hamid Karzai has pardoned a rape victim who was jailed for adultery, after she apparently agreed to marry her attacker. Let’s see now, because she was raped, she was jailed for adultery? And because she’s agreed to marry the rapist, she gets a pardon? Yeah, but her attacker (her cousin’s husband) got sent to the pokey, also. Well, okay then.

Muslim Brotherhood takes Egypt’s elections by storm. Continued electoral success would allow Islamists to give Cairo’s government and constitution an Islamist character and lead Egypt to tilt away from the West towards Iran. “Analysts say Islamists may also seek to annul the 1979 Egypt-Israel Peace Treaty…” Barack the Brain might not only lose more countries than Jimmy Peanuts, but also kill one of the few accomplishments of Carter’s presidency. Obama’s doing for America what the Chicxulub asteroid did for the dinosaurs.

Daniel Hannan tries to explain to some occupados what capitalists really think (as opposed to what the overpaid tenured academics who taught them think we think. Yeah, good luck with that.

The upmarket Manhattan block that grinds to a halt at prayer time… as Muslim taxi drivers illegally park outside Islamic center. Think Mayor Bloomberg would let the Jews or Christians get away with this? We think not. Just imagine what prayer time will be like if the mosque near 9/11 ground zero ever opens.

Gay couple accused of abusing two of their nine adopted sons. Yet another PC fail. We have to ask when will people start putting the children’s needs first and throwing PC in the garbage can?

Former SF schools chief collects six-figure Philly buyout and then….Better known as how to get rich being a dumbass. The question is who’s the real dumbass? Arlene Ackerman or the people who keep hiring her?

Obama tells Jewish donors: “This administration – I try not to pat myself too much on the back – but this administration has done more in terms of the security of the state of Israel than any previous administration.” There are two lies in that sentence and we’re not sure which one is the more outrageous.

Another day, another gaffe for the most intellectual President ever: This time President Professor demonstrated an inability to discern between Great Britain and England. Although he is pretty certain that they are both among the 57 states and one of them might even be in Asia where Austrian is spoken as the main language and the Navy Corpse-men have a major training facility.

Flea Baggers turns on Obama: Not to worry though. Barry and the Whiney-Whine percent will be thick as -well- thieves again once he starts buying up some more of their love with our money.

Father ‘killed man who molested his daughter, 3, and scattered his dismembered body parts‘. Finally a permanent solution for child molesters that’s much better than sending them to a protected unit in a prison where they can hook up with fellow NAMBLA members and then get paroled so they can molest some innocent child again. We suggest this guy be sent to Penn State immediately.