I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Michael Moore ignores questions regarding his $50 million net worth at Occupy PDX. Multimillionaire MOOre is happy to suggest other multi-millionaires “give back” just one of their millions, until someone asks him about doing the same. At this point he disappears so fast, you’d think there was a 2-for-1 sale at Arby’s.

NY Daily News inadvertently spills the OWS beans. We found this statement right above the photo below in a NY Daily News article: “What we’re trying to build here,” said Jeff Smith, a member of the Occupy Wall Street press working group, “is a model for the bigger society we’d like to see.” We’re sure you’ll all agree.

Naked woman, 21, climbed inside gutted dead horse while boyfriend took pictures – because she wanted to ‘feel at one’. Ahhh, the perfect date: Dinner, a movie, and rolling around inside of a dead horse you just killed and skinned. Kids today really know how to have a good time.

A message for the OWS Precious Snowflakes.

Federal rules prohibit use of facial tissue for any purpose other than the name suggests! Let’s look at the bright side here. Strict enforcement of this federal directive could seriously reduce incidents of blindness in young males.

A Republican presidential candidate is saying that he “sympathized” with the Occupy Wall Street protesters. Or at least with their concerns about a few big banks dominating the economy. “When you have six banks that collectively have reserves that equal 66 percent of our nation’s GDP when, just a few short years ago, it was 20 percent of our nation’s GDP and if any one of them fails, we all go down?” former Utah Guv Jon Huntsman said. “That’s not sustainable.” Sorry Jon, the media has already decided Mitt Romney is going to be next years McCain. And the only thing unsustainable here is your ridiculous quest to someday be President.

America’s “Oh Sh*t!” Moment. Civilizations don’t decline gradually, they collapse suddenly. “What all these collapsed powers have in common is that the complex social systems that underpinned them suddenly ceased to function. One minute rulers had legitimacy in the eyes of their people; the next they didn’t.” Looking at President Gilligan, the cargo-cult political and academic establishments and glib liars of the MSM, ya gotta wonder if the tipping point is almost at hand…

Federal regulators have discovered that hundreds of millions of dollars in customer money has gone missing from MF Global in recent days, prompting an investigation into the brokerage firm, which is run by Jon S. Corzine, the former New Jersey governor… “In any case, what led to the unaccounted-for cash could violate a tenet of Wall Street regulation: Customers’ funds must be kept separate from company money.” Yeah, Corzine may’ve thought he was still working for the gubbermint where this sort of thing ain’t a problem.

“If the Greek public vote ‘no’ in the referendum, Greece could be left with no funds and no government, teetering on the edge of a disorderly default and a disorderly exit from the eurozone.” Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou decided to let Greeks vote on the bailout package agreed to last week. Polls show 60% are against it. This is gonna get interesting.

Congressional calls for Holder’s resignation more than double to 17. Well, his fingerprints do seem to be all over Fast and Furious, not to mention other things.

Flashback: December 2010. Filmmaker Michael Moore is getting a jump on his New Year’s resolution by checking himself into a luxury weight-loss camp in Florida. Pritikin Longevity Center in Miami charges $4,500-a-week. Based on this photo from Occupy Oakland, Michael should demand his money back. Mrs Editor insists that this is actually a photo of Obama’s campaign bus, not Michael Moore.

A REAL comeback kid: “With flair and hard work, Cain turned around Pillsbury’s struggling Philadelphia Burger King region and revived a near-dead Godfather’s Pizza.” Great, there’s one more moribund enterprise we need him to turn around – the United States. Herman Cain is the man the media imagines Barack Obama to be.

She’s baaaack…. The very angry first lady Michelle Obama. “She’s traveled to some of the world’s most plush resorts, taking 42 days off in the past year – that’d be eight weeks of vacay time if she held down a normal job. Now, she is ready to spew her bilious disgust with America on the campaign trail.” What’s bigger, one of Godzilla’s pimples or the chip on Moochelle Antoinette’s shoulder? The woman goes to Halloween parties dressed as herself.

The 99%: a list of groups, organizations, individuals and entities that have expressed their support for, sponsorship of, or sympathy for the Occupy Wall Street movement. Where Barack Obama, Ayatollah Khamenei (Supreme Leader of Iran), Louis Farrakhan, David Duke, Hugo Chavez and Nancy Pelosi (among others) all come together. Yup, a real “grass roots people’s movement” always has lots of manipulative scumbag politicians supporting it.

“The View” is attempting to host a daytime Republican candidate debate. “The View” seems to be a favorite show in medical waiting rooms – we think the intent is to make the patients feel even sicker. Now this den of leftist harridans wants to “host” a Republican debate, or as Mary Howitt once put it, “‘Will you walk into my parlour?’ said the Spider to the Flies…”

Halloween at the White House: Little Carl and Cindy drop by the White House and learn a valuable lesson about the horrors of wealth redistribution.

Spartanburg SC Sheriff Chuck Wright: “Our form of justice is not making it. Carry a concealed weapon. That’ll fix it.” The sheriff was a tad ticked off because some loser attacked a woman in a local park last weekend and tried to rape her. Didn’t anybody tell this guy his job is monitoring citizens’ transfat consumption? Time for Occupy Spartanburg? Go ahead, make his day….

Happy Halloween! The only thing more scary is seeing her as FLOTUS for another 4 years….

MF Global Holdings Ltd, the futures broker run by former Goldman Sachs chief and NJ Gov. Jon Corzine, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Done in by Corzine’s big bets on euro-zone debt. FYI – Corzine is a chronic investment banker and card-carrying member of the 1%, just the sort of person Micheal Moore and OWS should be picketing. The fact that he’s an Obama-lovin’ Democrat shouldn’t matter to these principled types.

The moment man is publicly beheaded in a Saudi Arabian car park for being a ‘sorcerer.’ The religion of peace strikes again. Sorcery? Meanwhile honor killings are just hunky dory. Those fun loving, peaceful Muslims! WARNING – VERY GRAPHIC – NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH OR KIDS.

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Protesters refuse to call police about sex assaults inside Occupy Wall St camp as snow makes life a misery. Things aren’t going good in the worker’s paradise. Too bad there isn’t a freak snowstorm on the west coast, too.

Once a pirate, always a pirate. From an early age President Barack Hussein Obama seems to have believed in stealing treasure from those who earned it. Arrrrrgggghhhh.

Bust: Another Obama-backed green business goes bankrupt. Pray that Obama doesn’t pick anymore winners. Michelle’s probably hoping he doesn’t go to Las Vegas.

Two women accused Herman Cain of inappropriate behavior. Allegations of this nature are always a serious affair. Unless, of course, they involve a Democrat. In which event there always seems to be very little MSM interest in complaints “of sexually suggestive behavior”. Even if that sexually suggestive behavior escalates into rape. If the media were interested in doing their job as journalists at least one of them would be focusing on the story of Jaunita Broaddrick right now. But they’ve no interest in doing their job as journalists. Not when their jobs as Obama propagandists are already full time affairs.

Schieffer blasts Cain for encouraging smoking in web ad: Perhaps old Bobby should apologize to America for blowing smoke up our ass.