Flashback: December 2010. Filmmaker Michael Moore is getting a jump on his New Year’s resolution by checking himself into a luxury weight-loss camp in Florida. Pritikin Longevity Center in Miami charges $4,500-a-week. Based on this photo from Occupy Oakland, Michael should demand his money back. Mrs Editor insists that this is actually a photo of Obama’s campaign bus, not Michael Moore.

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20 Comments on "Michael Moore’s trip to the weight loss clinic was a failure"

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poppajoe49
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He went to the fat camp, but has the key to the warehouse where they keep the contraband that was smuggled in!

If he was on the biggest loser, his only chance of winning would be because eceryone knew he was a loser! He would be the only one there to actually gain weight every week!

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sa_rose
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Though if he WERE to be on biggest loser, I can say I would LOVE to see him trying to do the workouts. Maybe if he had to do that and EARN his food, he would be more cognizant of the need to savor it in smaller quantities, instead of inhaling everything in sight

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RobertW
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He would be the only one there to actually gain weight every week!

yeah, cuz he’d be taking from everyone else.

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deepthinker
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Lard ass needs to request his money back as the expiremental trip was an utter failure. Much like his movies.

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danybhoy
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His movies are not failures, they have made tens of millions of dollars, & have made Moore extremely wealthy. He is the 1%. Now his “documentary” movies are less then truthfull, & they are loaded with lies. But they are not failures, hell, they help set a template that many buy into that is false, & mucks up the political discourse. Much in the way “global warming” types have done.

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hologram5
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SO he goes to a 4,500 per week “Fat camp” and claims he NOT one of the 1%? What a lying fat hypocrite.

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sa_rose
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And according to the article he has been there before. Evidence that he either 1) doesn’t really want to lose weight or more likely 2) He is unwilling to make the lifestyle changes needed to reduce his weight. I would estimate that he ingests in the ballpark of 6,000 Kcal daily. At his age and height, 2,200 would be the upper level of his caloric need. The other 4000 Kcal get stored, becaue he doesn’t do anyything to burn it off. The fatter he gets-literally the fatter he gets. He has more fat than muscle. Muscle burns fat. Fat just sits there.

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perlcat
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Yeah, he ingests in the ballpark, all right. He’s ingested pretty damned near a whole ballpark from the looks of him.

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Being the hypocrite, Moore is trying to be ‘Deal Leader’s” Calorie Tzar.

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danybhoy
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The real power he has is the power of hypocrisy. The left does’nt give a damn that those leading them will never subject themselves to the BS they are pushing. Never. That’s why I always say that SOCIALISM IS FOR THE PEOPLE, NOT THE SOCIALIST-hat tip, Andrew Wilkow…
Michael Moore will never live as he preaches. He never has, & he never will. But as long as his mindless fans go see his crocumentry films, & buy the dvds, it does’nt matter.

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Trickie
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He’s a 99% bowel movement,

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BarbR
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And 1% retained bowel contents.

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likwidlizard
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The ugly bastard reminds me of a human giant cellulose overstuffed slug meandering over a sidewalk curb after a rain has washed him out of the sewer.

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Bonfire of the Absurdities
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If he wants to lose weight, he should try living with his BFFs in North Korea or Cuba for awhile. No cheeseburgers in either place but you can get a lot of fiber eating copies of Dear Leader’s speeches.

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Paden
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liberals give vegans a bad name

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flnative52
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He hasn’t got enough money to make him look good

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CO2Insanity
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Someone said they should have sprayed gravy on Occupy Oakland and let Michael do his thing.

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Elrond Hubbard
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Mike is so fat he thinks gravy is a beverage.

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cpierce
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I heard Michael Moore went on a 100% vegan diet. He has about three vegans a day, four if he’s hungry.

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sa_rose
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“GET IN MY BELLY!”

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