I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Sen. Pat Leahy (D-VT) plans to introduce legislation to make it a federal felony offense for people to mislabel products as containing maple syrup. “Leahy announced his plan at the same time he was announcing the state had received a $70,000 federal grant to help market Vermont maple syrup.” We think the real goal here is to put The Onion out of business by making it impossible to write satire.

Solar company with $1.2 billion taxpayer loan guarantee, political connections exhibits signs of financial trouble. Here we go folks! More crony socialism that could fail and become Solyndra 2, courtesy of the Democrats and Obama administration.

Muslims Kill Dogs in Spain. “So bad has the Muslim jihad against dogs become that more than four dozen residents have formed six-man patrols to escort dog walkers… Islam teaches that dogs are “najis,” meaning ritually unclean, and that “Islam forbids Muslims to keep dogs.” Muslims never strike me as a group that takes the whole ‘cleanliness’ thing too seriously, unless, of course, it justifies killing an innocent animal.

The media’s guide to protestors. All the left-wing noose they can fit into print.

NJ Gov. Chris Christie announced today he’s backing Mitt Romney for the GOP Nomination. Jon Huntsman was just too damn conservative, we surmise.

“She probably ate more than any other guest I’ve ever had on the show —she kept eating even during commercials.” – TV Chef Paula Deen talking about her guest, the FLOTUS. The modern version of “Let them eat cake” is “Eat as I say, not as I eat.”

Libya’s guitar hero plays while NTC pals take on Khadafy’s troops. Some possible requests: “You Can’t Always Get What You Want (retreat!)”, “Let’s Stay Together (safety in numbers)”, “Up On The Roof (a sniper!)”, “Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag (of ammo)”…

Aimless Obama walks alone. “President Obama has become a lone wolf, a stranger to his own government.” Political pariah or political pyranha?

The Nobel Prize for Economics goes to two Americans who have separately exposed the flaws in government stimulus spending. For a Keynesian president, it’s the Anti-Peace Prize. All in all, the judges honored economists who’ve shown what the public knows well: Obamanomics is a failure.

Days after Brown signs the Dream Act, California Nears Automatic Education Spending Cuts With Revenue $705 Million Short. Gov. Jerry Moonbeam Brown is a Democrat and they know the only way to get out of a hole is to dig faster.

Pelosi’s disclosure belated in husband’s land deal. Looks like more crony socialism from Queen Nancy. Last week it was $737 million to a solar firm linked to her brother-in-law. This week her husband is involved in a land deal worth millions that is linked to a woman Nancy helped make Ambassador to Hungary.

Fairfax County officials are demanding a tree house built by a father for his two sons be torn down because it is located in the front yard and was constructed without a permit. Maybe dad should just tell the county it is a new-fangled solar collector built with stimulus money. Does anyone else get the feeling this country is loaded with two-bit piss-ant bureaucrats that have too much time on their hands?

Take a look at the Occupy Philly Protester flying the Soviet Flag in the city that American freedom was crafted in. In the light of such all we can say is that the useful idiots had better be careful about what they wish for. Today the usurpers can freely march around with their Mac Books and overpriced caffeinated beverages shouting party slogans and calling for the destruction of our liberty and property. But after the revolution it is gulags and starvation for all those that can’t produce.

Finally! We now we know what Occupy Wall Street is really protesting about! It’s the Jews. Perhaps Van Jones suggested that after singing Kumbaya they should read Mein Kamph before bedtime.

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Ben & Jerry’s: We squat stand with Occupy Wall St. FYI: B&J’s ice cream is owned by huge multinational CORPORATION Unilever, whose shares trade at the NYSE on the street the old hippies want the young hippies to occupy. Also nearby, large hedge and mutual funds have lotsa people’s (including gov’t employees) pension money invested in companies like Unilever. To cut off captialism’s nose is to spite one’s own face.

Tea Party vs Occupy Wall Street in pictures. It’s going downhill fast. Crapping on cop cars has now denigrated to crapping on our flag.

 

Officials in southeast Georgia are considering a money-saving program that would put inmates in fire stations… to respond to alarms, alongside regular firefighters. They’re considering allowing convicted thieves to go out on residential fires, thus giving a whole new meaning to the concept of “hot” property. And the way things are going, your next fire alarm may be answered by an ex-Obama Administration official.

Hank Williams Jr.’s new song goes “I’ll keep my freedom, I’ll keep my guns/Try to keep my money and my religion too … Keep the government out of my business/ and y’all can keep the change.” Would someone who’s both a raaaacist and a Nazi be called a “racazi” or a “Nazcist”? Just curious.

Obama finishes work at 4pm… but he could be saying bye for good as only 41% want him to have a second term. Hey! He needs his rest in case he gets that 3AM phone call from Van Jones telling him he needs more hippies at Occupy Wall Street!

The EU toy safety directive states that balloons must not be blown up by unsupervised children under the age of eight, in case they accidentally swallow them and choke. While their currency implodes and their economies collapse, the EU has pinhead bureaucrats micromanaging toddlers’ toys. This is the way Europe ends, not with a bang but with a loud, annoying, fart-like noise. Pffffft! (Yeah, that’s it.)

The Right’s War on Innovation. “The ugly media circus and congressional investigation of Solyndra were scripted and planned long before the solar company filed for bankruptcy.” OK Carl, we have to wonder if you had a big bong load before you typed this one up? Solyndra was dead before this even started! The Obama administration’s $535 million loan guarantee for a company that was over-extended and non-competitive with the Chinese was at least an act of stupidity and possibly criminal. Those are some of the problems. The only conspiracy is that a lot of stupid people conspired to create a $535 million failure at tax-payer expense and all your smoke and mirrors BS isn’t going to change it one little bit.

500 turn out at rally supporting Gibson Guitar. “If the government is going to target Gibson today, whose business are they going to raid tomorrow?” Show us the list of businesses that haven’t donated to Obama’s reelection campaign yet and we’ll tell you. (BTW – how can they call this a “rally” when no one pooped on a cop car?)

Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) says government regulations CREATE jobs. No kidding, that’s what he thinks. And given his ties to Louis Farrakhan and the Muslim Brotherhood, this is a man whose opinion deserves a certain level of respect. We won’t be specific about what that level is, but you can probably guess.

Guess which President has raked in the most Wall Street bucks in a generation? If you guessed Obama you’d be right. It’s like a financial circle-jerk. Wall Street gives Obama money, Obama gets elected, Obama gives Wall Street stimulus money, Wall Street donates to Obama, Wall Stree Hopes Obama gets elected and pays off like a slot-machine so they can start the cycle again with the next candidate. Can you say money laundering fast three times?

Inmates could staff fire stations in Ga. county. “Authorities say the inmate firefighter program could save the county more than $500,000 a year by some estimates. Inmates charged with crimes such as drug offenses and thefts would be eligible.” Let’s see, a druggy thief with an axe and permission to bust down your door? Sounds like a plan!