I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Families bringing kids to Wall Street protests. “He’s learning life lessons,’’ said his grandfather, 73, who goes by the name Weezel. “The people I ended up sleeping next to were druggies. Someone was trying to put a cigarette out on my face, and I had to roll over.” The nuts don’t fall far from the tree.

Mayor Bloomberg says ‘Occupy Wall Street’ protesters can stay indefinitely. “Mayor Bloomberg said Monday he will allow the Wall Street protesters to stay indefinitely, provided they abide by the law…” Except for that whole ‘loitering law’ thingy – oh and those pesky ones like: Unlawful Assembly, Criminal Anarchy, Disorderly Conduct, etc. But never fear comrades – they’re just laws.

Van Jones Leads Crazy Chant to Zombie Crowd at Occupy Wall Street. “We’re here to give everything from the people from whom you stole everything.” So this guy’s got a degree from Yale? Did he flunk grammar?

Al Gore is doing a disservice to science by overplaying the link between climate change and weather. He’s being thrown out of the Global Climate Change club.

Make $350-650 a week “protesting” on Wall Street” (BARF). So, what we have here is better known as rent-a-mob or hire-an-activist. No wonder they can afford Starbucks coffee in the morning. We would think with this kind of money they could afford some deoderant, too!

Justice Scalia: “Americans should learn to love gridlock.” Go to the 17:30 mark of the linked video to hear Justice Scalia explain how our complex system of government generally protects us against bad legislation. We wish there were more gridlock in 2009 – the country wouldn’t have gotten stuck with either the Porkulus or Obamacare albatrosses.

The OWS Protest Song. Play it on your iPhone using either the Verizon or AT&T network – we’ll all sing along and protest evil corporations. Afterwards, everybody gather at Starbucks for a latte (and maybe some Right Guard deodorant… phew.)

Herman Cain amplified his criticism Sunday of the growing OWS movement, calling the protesters “jealous’ Americans who “play the victim card” and want to “take somebody else’s” Cadillac. Sure, Cadillacs are probably more comfortable to poop on than police cars – no flashing lights or antennas to distract a fellow. Herman Cain may be America’s antidote to the Obama toxin.

Wall Street Insider: Obama 2012 Re-Election “Not An Option.” Ulsterman’s “insiders” could be real, could be totally fictive or may be amalgams of multiple real persons. Regardless, the Wall St insider is making some cheerful predictions – look for pushback against the OWS folks as well as advertisers pressuring the MSM to provide more balanced coverage of His Lowliness. And he thinks Solyndra is a much bigger scandal than FnF.

Bleach Fight Shuts Baltimore Walmart. “A Saturday morning of shopping turned into an emergency hazmat situation at a Baltimore Walmart where two patrons threw bleach and disinfectant at one another, officials said.” In case you are wondering, there aren’t any Walmarts in Manhattan where the Obama-approved OWS political kabuki dance is polluting the streets and they could likely use some dininfectant and bleach.

California bans use of tanning beds by minors. “Minors in the state of California will no longer be allowed to use tanning beds after Governor Jerry Brown signed a bill on Sunday prohibiting anyone under the age of 18 from using ultraviolet tanning devices.” Geesh, now all those poor kids will have to go out and lay in the sun. Or will that be banned too?

Issa: ‘Fast and furious’ subpoenas to be issued. Coming soon to a crook near you.

The filmmaker who has ONE THOUSAND siblings through sperm donation. Accidental inbreeding… Reminds us of the “Lady-Jerry” Seinfeld episode.

Oprah Winfrey’s television network plans relaunch after viewers drift away. If the network doesn’t fold before January 2013 Obama might be free to join the ranks. He could star in an after hours parody talk program in the mode of Fernwood 2 Night or Larry Sanders. He could call it the “Faux Late Show”. Best of all Larry Sinclair and Reggie Love would certainly be up for taking a part.

Pakistani man marries his 2 cousins in one ceremony. 1st girl is a daughter of his father’s brother and second one is a daughter of his father’s sister. Clever Muslims! Much easier to brainwash the inbreds!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfv41ZaTyyQ&feature=player_embedded

Eco-friendly festival can’t sustain itself. “Howard Mauskopf, the festival’s organizer, said he needed to shut down because so few people had shown up.” Another fail for sustainability, which appears to be unsustainable. Perhaps the timing was off and everyone already spent their welfare check for the month?

Fast and Furious weapons were found in Mexico cartel enforcer’s home.The basement had been converted into a gym with a wall covered with built-in mirrors. Behind the mirrors they found a hidden room with the Fast and Furious weapons and dozens more, including an antiaircraft machine gun, a sniper rifle and a grenade launcher.” What will they find next? That the ATF was sending tanks?

NOTE: The link is now fixed.

Marxist Zombies at Occupy Atlanta Silence Civil Rights Hero John Lewis. In this surreal video of seemingly hypnotized Marxists, Rep. John Lewis, a civil rights hero and icon of American leftism, came to speak as has so often done at left-wing rallies and events in Atlanta. He was visibly stunned to see the zombies turn him away.

Honeywell sees business jet demand down 15%. President Lincoln-JFK-FDR-Reagan-Obama will be thrilled, as well as the OWS crowd. BTW, the president wishes to know when is Honeywell gonna start hiring more smelly people with lotsa college debt and degrees in Leftist Jabberwocky?

Clinton tells us how to fix the economy. For some strange reason, however, the former President omits the two methods by which he was able to preside over a seemingly good economy: Wait around for a miracle industry to be privatized and then avoid the impulse to tax it to death; give Newt Gingrich what he wanted.

CANADA: ‘ONLY’ MUSLIMS NEED APPLY. “The Ontario Human Rights Commission says it’s illegal to advertise an apartment for ‘students only’ or ‘seniors only.’ But when the OHRC was asked about dozens of ‘Muslims-only’ apartment-for-rent ads in the Toronto area, they say “it’s out of our hands.”

http://youtu.be/5pvRzrYtE9E

Protesters clashed with security staff -of the Smithsonian’s National Air and Space Museum- when they tried to enter a museum in Washington on Saturday, prompting one guard to use pepper spray and leading to at least one arrest, a spokeswoman said. Shame Buzz Aldrin wasn’t there, he knows how to handle agit-prop losers trying to screw with America’s space history!

http://youtu.be/ZOo6aHSY8hU

AFL-CIO Tells “Occupy” Protesters To Get Violent Like Arab Spring, Pledges Lawyers, “Resources.” Considering the previous post it reminds us of the words to a Warren Zevon song – Send lawyers, guns and money,The shit has hit the fan (or as the case may be, the cop car).

http://youtu.be/Y3l6D9pvS4E

“Occupy Wall Street” now moving on to “Stinking Up Wall St.” The face of “the 99%”? Looks to us like Obama’s pals are doing on Wall St. what his Congressional pals did on the Stimulus and healthcare “reform”.

Michelle Obama to Attempt Jumping Jacks World Record. We hope Washington, DC is prepared for another earthquake. Rumor has it this will be followed by a hamburger and french fry eating contest.