I HATE THE MEDIA ™

The U.S. Postal Service actually runs a profit. But leave it to Congress to require the Postal Service to pre-pay benefits 75 years in advance just so they can raid the fund.

Gov. Jerry Brown signs Dream Act for state’s illegal immigrants. Well why not blow some more tax-dollars we don’t have? California already spends about $10.5 billion per year on illegal immigrants. Whats a mere $14.1 million when it will get Jerry Brown the Hispanic vote next election? Just remember these are not loans, they are Cal-Grants that do not have to be paid back.

Hertz suspends 34 Muslim drivers in prayer dispute. “This is an outrageous assault on the rights of these workers and appears to be discriminatory based on their religious beliefs,” Tracey A. Thompson, secretary-treasurer of Teamsters Local 117, said in a statement. I’m starting a new religion – 8 prayers per day, each about one hour long.

U.S. State Dept. contacts Khan family – and offers condolences! “They were very apologetic (for not calling the family sooner) and offered condolences” How sweet. The only apology that should have been given is the fact we didn’t neutralize this loser SOONER.

One of his articles was titled “How to Build a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom.”

Ohio prisons ban pork in reaction to lawsuit by Muslim death row inmate. The inmates ARE running the prison… hey, sounds like Washington D.C. !

Three dead, 20 wounded by citywide gunfire. Wow! Kandahar is one dangerous place! What? Not Afghanistan? Chicago?? Well, good thing that handgun ban is in place – these numbers would have been much higher.

Romney dominates in New Hampshire. Which begs the question: Why should New Hampshire dominate this process? Nothing against those guys. We love them. But it is a big country and it seems the nomination process should be as inclusive as possible.

Ray Burgess, CEO of Solar Power Technologies, a Texas-based solar monitoring company: “Solar panels do not work that well. Often far below expectations.” “In Italy last year, ‘they discovered that after one year in the field, over 90% of the (solar panels) from a one megawatt project began to delaminate and ended up on the ground.’ Delaminate: Scientific talk for falling apart.” The companies that make the damn things, like Solyndra, don’t work all that well either, so it’s a perfect match. And Obama makes three.

Solyndra loan deal: Warnings of legality came from within Obama administration. “Energy Department officials were warned that their plan to help a failing solar company by restructuring its $535 million federal loan could violate the law and should be cleared with the Justice Department.” Oh? The same Justice Department that’s dealing with the fallout from Operation Gun Runner? We find it laughable they could tell anyone what’s legal or not.

MSNBC’s O’Donnell tries to tell Herman Cain he’s not really black. Cain is having none of it. The most interesting part comes around the 7:20 mark. Herman Cain has a resume as long as the April 15th line at the post office, not one the size of a postage stamp like a person whose initials are the same as “Bad Odor.” You’d think Loopy O’Donnell would ask a substantive man a substantive question, oh, like say about the economy. You’d be wrong. But you probably knew that, because hey, it’s MSNBC!

Speech coach reveals she taught the FLOTUS how to use the Teleprompter for her 2009 speech pitching Chicago for the 2016 Olympics. How did that work out for her? Oh, yeah…. failure.

President Obama’s Teachers Tale Embellished? Embellished? It appears POTUS might consider changing his moniker to PINOCCHIO. This is about like us saying we met Obama because Air Force One flew over the office.

Romney Criticizes Obama at Military College. “I will reverse President Obama’s massive defense cuts… I will not surrender America’s role in the world…” The cadets applauded. Now let’s hope their votes get counted this time…

Blast from the Past!

Sheriff blasts work-release sentence for illegal immigrant. “It’s illegal for a circuit judge to ask a defendant whether they’re here legally or illegally,” Hansher said. “There was no way for Judge Wagner to know, and it’s illegal to ask.” Armando Rodriguez-Benitez with 3 times the legal limit of alcohol on board, drove the wrong way on I-43 until he collided with another car. But instead of deporting him, he’s now on a work-release program. This is one of those “How many things can you spot that are wrong with this story?” The American justice system, now merely a Bed and Breakfast to the criminals.

Holder vs White House: Who Is Accountable? Watch and listen. Did Erick Holder just lie under oath? Or, do you think he’s so grossly incompetent he was actually unaware of Operation Gun Runner until a few weeks ago? Regardless, this man should not be the Attorney General of the United States.

Organizer admits to paying ‘Occupy DC’ protesters. Here’s some of those shovel-ready jobs spoiled white college students won’t do.

No News Is Gun News. Don’t ask or we’ll yell comes to the White House and the Department of Justice.

Frustrated Democrats suggest top Obama housing official resign. DeMarco, acting director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA) — an agency independent of the White House — met Thursday with 17 House Democrats in the Capitol, ostensibly to brief them on FHFA’s enhanced efforts to help struggling homeowners. Instead, he revealed that the agency doesn’t yet have such a plan. So what’s this jerkoff been doing for the past few  years besides jerking off while Rome burns?

How almost half of U.S. population lives in a household that receives state benefits. This reminds us of that old adage – why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

FACT CHECK: Obama claims miss some evidence. More bogosity from the commander-in-chief, who seems more concerned about campaigning than actually doing something.

Church leader tweets picket of Jobs’ funeral–via iPhone. Like Ron White says – you can’t fix stupid.

Obama to GOP: Act on jobs or get run out of town. Looks like President Thug is getting desperate. Unfortunately for Chairman O when 2012 comes around it will probably be him that is getting “run out of town”.

99% movement boos CEOs, but mourns Steve Jobs. “Jobs was such a beloved person in comparison with someone like Bill Gates because his passion for people, and having fun, and making lives better always came through in his products and message.” Bill Gates’ lifetime philanthropic giving? $28B or 48% of his total worth. Steve Jobs? Not even in the top 50.

Obama’s New Mantra: Senators Must ‘Explain to Me’ Why They Would Be Against My Jobs Bill. We might not be Senators, but we do feel up to the challenge: We are against the so called “jobs bill” because we see no reason why our children should be placed even further into debt just so Obama can buy more votes and give more money to his political cronies.

Biden: The “middle class has been screwed”. If ever there were a case of the blind squirrel finding a nut this is it. Unfortunately the nut in question is Joe Biden. And for some reason he can’t figure out that if Obama screwed the middle class any harder he’d have to start calling us Reggie Love.