I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Forget unconvincing liberal demands that Clarence Thomas recuse himself from the ObamaCare case because his wife is a Tea Partyer. Ex-Obama operative Elena Kagan has a true conflict. Democrat attacks on Justice Thomas’s wife are a smokescreen to deflect attention from the fact Kagan was more than knee-deep in the Obamacare swamp.

Behind Barack’s Blue Eyes Roger Daltry and the Who have Obama figured out.

Obama by the numbers. This tells the story of just how ineffective Obama is as a leader of the free world.

Vice President Joe Biden doesn’t know who Van Jones is. “Biden said “you have on the one end Van Jones’ guys, whoever he is, talking about Wall Street.”  Jack Harris and Tedd Webb stopped him to tell him he had previously been “Green Czar” in the administration.  The VP responded, “Oh is that… alright.”” Joe Biden, the gift that keeps on giving….stupidity.

Tonight Obama Fundraises At The Home Of Someone Who Just-So-Happens To Have Received Stimulus Money. Tom Carnahan’s Wind Capital Group Received $107 Million In Stimulus Funds. The only transparency in the Obama administration seems to revolve around political payoffs. They’re blatant and no one does much about it.

A STATEMENT FROM HANK WILLIAMS, JR. Sounds to us like old Hank’s saying – screw you and the horse you rode in on.

Proposed List Of Demands For Occupy Wall St Movement! “These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy. Lloyd J Hart 508-687-9153″ We bet if they got all their loony demands and got the impossible outcome they claim that they still wouldn’t work for a living.

Unkindest Cut: Circumcision Bans Banned. A ban on circumcision has been banned in California. Now we can circumcise the globe on our intercontinental railroad! This also makes those shirts vs. skins pickup games much easier.

12-year-old girl banned from wearing rosary necklace at school; she’s told it’s a gang symbol in her small Nebraska town. We thought we had enough stupid teacher stuff last week, but they’re still at it and getting dumber by the minute! We guess Christianity will now be known as a gang instead of a religion.

Harry Reid-backed Nevada Geothermal: another Solyndra? “A year and a half and $145 million in taxpayer financing later, and the company that built the [Nevada Geothermal] plant is in dire financial straits.” Green energy is a kind of cosmic black hole for taxpayer money: any that gets close to it is sucked down an abyss, never to be seen again. Speaking of black holes, we wish we could get Barry and Harry tickets on the first starship that gets too close to one.

Obama defends loan to Solyndra, calling it a ‘good bet’. Message to Obama: Next time you want to place a “good bet” use your own damn 500 million dollars, not ours!

Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak says Israel has a responsibility to try and ease tensions in the region and find a way to resume negotiations with the Palestinians. His comments come in response to remarks U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta made Sunday He said that Israel is becoming increasingly isolated and must do more to work with its neighbors. For Israel to compromise any more with their neighbors they’d have to start bombing their own discotheques.

Prison hunger strikers now number 12,000, advocates say. “Inmates agreed to start eating three weeks into the initial strike in July in exchange for warm hats, wall calendars and a promise from prison officials to reconsider the isolation regulations.” They may have stumbled on to their own solution to the overcrowded prisons – or at least save the taxpayers some cash on meals. Televise it live and take bets on who drops first! One question remains… who needs a warm hat in July in California?

Voters say Obama doing a poorer job than… Jimmy Carter! “Amazingly, nearly twice as many Americans were satisfied with the way things were going at this point in the Carter presidency than they currently are under Obama. Consumer confidence was also eight percent higher. And that was after Carter’s malaise speech, after he fired his cabinet, with stagflation and an oil crisis hitting the country.” And, in case you missed it, Carter lost his bid for re-election in a landslide.

Obama: American People Not Better Off Than They Were Four Years Ago.“President Obama: “Well, I don’t think they’re better off than they were four years ago. They’re not better off than they were before Lehman’s collapse, before the financial crisis, before this extraordinary recession that we’re going through.” To this we say – No shit President Genius!

Shock Photos: Candidate Obama Appeared And Marched With New Black Panther Party in 2007. Shocking? Not really. What do you expect from the POTUS who conveniently ignores NBPP members intimidating voters but has to have a beer-summit over a surly black college professor?

Don’t ask, don’t tell: Obama calls the First Lady “Michael”. It’s pretty clear that Michael wears the pants in the White House. And even clearer why he wears ‘em.

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Obama admits he was “intimidated” by Lady Gaga. Business Insider reports, “President Barack Obama addressed the annual dinner of the Human Rights Campaign in Washington Saturday night and remarked that ‘It was a little intimidating,’ to meet the music superstar Lady Gaga at a California fundraiser last week.” Jeez, if he’s intimidated by a freakish female singer, imagine what might happen when Vladimir Putin gives him the death glare. Medic!

“The president needs to change his message. You don’t get people to like you by attacking them or demeaning their success.” That was the advice given by Robert Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television, to President Obama. In other words, from a guy who’s spent a lifetime building something to a guy who’s spent three years destroying something.

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Hundreds of plants, animals up for new protections. Economic melt down, high unemployment, distrust of government – this calls for more protected land! You can hear the conversation now: “How do we push this damn green thing even more?” “Hey Bob, go out and find some damn rats or fish where people might think about drilling for oil.” One rare species left off the list? Politicius Commonsensium.

“Disappointing” turnout at Warren Buffett-headlined Obama fund-raiser. Sure, charge folks $10,000 a plate to hear a self-absorbed egotistical failure insult them for not paying their “fair share” of his vacation fund and not very many show up. Go figure. Gotta be raaaaacism or something.

Full bladders, wasabi alarm earn Ig Nobels. The amazing study proving that having to pee really really bad can reduce your attention span, won the Nobel Prize. Other prizes went to a fire alarm that smells like wasabi, research into why people ‘sigh’, and a study of the bad math that failed to predict the end of the world. The next winner should be the person who predicts the end of the Nobel Prize.

Kings County shrink claimed to work 141 hours in one week. Yup. $515,700 in overtime taxpayer money. Anyone who doesn’t catch this kind of fraud ought to have their head examined. But don’t worry, comrade. He paid back $21,600 of it, so it’s all squared away.

“Unlike the incumbent, Herman Cain has at least twice identified the causes of a large failing enterprise, designed goals, achieved them and by all accounts inspired the people he was supposed to lead.” Of course, Janeane Gagawfulo will scream only raaaaacists value competence over unicorn farts. Riiiiight.

The ACLU – A Change of Heart or Cowardice. The two-faced bastards who, for decades, have attacked Christianity in public places such as schools and government buildings, now suddenly want Muslims to be able to pray in schools.