Don’t ask, don’t tell: Obama calls the First Lady “Michael”. It’s pretty clear that Michael wears the pants in the White House. And even clearer why he wears ‘em.

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KimmyQueen
January 20, 2012 5:34 am

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…

http://youtu.be/JYjDD3J81CM (Franz Ferdinand – Michael) came to my mind here. Well considering how the world is so nasty I would not be surprised we got our first black Prez who is the second gay President.

Rick
Rick
October 10, 2011 2:13 pm

Um, maybe it’s her cell phone. She probly keeps it on vibrate mode. Oh wait it’s too big to be a cell phone. So it’s her answering machine! Nah, never mind, it’s just a bunch of junk.

Always Sunny In Hell
Always Sunny In Hell
October 3, 2011 3:46 pm

Couldn’t be a full day on the internet without seeing at least 1 tranny……

Ferd
Ferd
October 3, 2011 1:48 pm

Maybe she has plates in her lips!

And a bone in her…………

MGAP
MGAP
October 3, 2011 2:24 pm
Reply to  Ferd

^^^^^FAIL^^^^^^^

Kip Hooker
October 3, 2011 3:07 pm
Reply to  Ferd

@ferd

Maybe you need a bone up yours. That is if you don’t already have one.

Michelle Johnson
October 3, 2011 1:46 pm

The anatomy is wrong in the blue dress. It should be much lower than it is being portrayed. I think the ‘Michael’ reference is due to the child king’s inability to read a teleprompter or the person who wrote his speech cannot spell. I am NO FAN OF THE OBAMA’S. I just think there are lots better ways to attack the message and not the people. We are so afraid to sound ‘politically incorrect’ that we are afraid of speaking the truth about the Obama whitehouse’s racists policies and other terrible ideas that are destroying this country.

blaize
blaize
January 18, 2012 9:24 am

I agree w/you on the placement anatomy. Seems too high.

flashingscotsman
January 18, 2012 10:27 am
Reply to  blaize

I guess that would depend on how well her jock fits.

poppajoe49
poppajoe49
January 18, 2012 9:00 pm

Or if she has an erection?

flashingscotsman
January 18, 2012 10:48 pm
Reply to  poppajoe49

I didn’t need THAT visual.

poppajoe49
poppajoe49
January 19, 2012 10:28 pm

Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

KimmyQueen
January 20, 2012 5:35 am

Agreed, but it is still hilarious one way or another.

Joe Redfield
Joe Redfield
October 3, 2011 11:35 am

See! He does have a position on same sex marriage.

poppajoe49
poppajoe49
October 3, 2011 12:08 pm
Reply to  Joe Redfield

Yes, bottom!

Big Al
Big Al
October 3, 2011 10:15 am

I bet she can kegel 200lbs.

likwidlizard
likwidlizard
October 3, 2011 9:30 am

Olivia stares at Mudshell with lust in her eyes and dribble running down her chin.

poppajoe49
poppajoe49
October 3, 2011 12:53 pm
Reply to  likwidlizard

She will now!
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john
john
October 3, 2011 8:37 am

Michael needs to do a better job of hiding that thing.

whiskeyriver
whiskeyriver
October 3, 2011 8:16 am

Damn! Does Moochelle have a codpiece in her Fruit-of-The-Looms?

RKae
RKae
October 3, 2011 8:20 am
Reply to  whiskeyriver

The infamous “Black Russian!”

Water Buffalo
Water Buffalo
October 3, 2011 7:16 am

You can call me Johnson!

smithey
smithey
October 3, 2011 7:07 am

Noticed obama ”skipping” to podium whenever he lectures his masses.

Ruben
Ruben
October 3, 2011 5:59 am

That pesky teleprompter!

poppajoe49
poppajoe49
October 3, 2011 5:43 am

Well, since we all know that he’s the greatest speaker and never makes a mistake, then we must presume he speaks the truth here as well.

likwidlizard
likwidlizard
October 3, 2011 5:54 am
Reply to  poppajoe49

Yes, he’s a genius so we need to take him at his word. Wow, we now have the first gay couple in the WH. This will be #1 on the NY Best Sellers. I bet Hillary tries to castrate both of them in the primaries.

RKae
RKae
October 3, 2011 7:57 am
Reply to  likwidlizard

She’s a man and he’s a woman. How is that gay?

likwidlizard
likwidlizard
October 3, 2011 8:29 am
Reply to  RKae

Maybe both are transgendered?

likwidlizard
likwidlizard
October 3, 2011 5:28 am

OMG!! Mudshell has more ‘johnson’ than I do. Yep, “O” crosses his legs and sits like a female and she runs around like a rabid pitbull enforcing what kind of gravytrain people eat.

Paden
Paden
October 3, 2011 5:12 am

After the “election” they unsealed “Michael’s” collage manifesto..err i mean thesis, after reading it I can see why it was sealed.
She hates this country almost as much as she hates white people.

child king
child king
October 3, 2011 4:33 am

uh ALL of you seem to umm think this is uh funny, but I’m tellin’ you that thing is errr HUGE. I, I, I can’t uh seem to umm catch a break. If uhh it’s not the umm wookie sticking!!that uhh fence post up the old err poop-shoot, then umm it’s uhh ole’ spooky dude wanting his mmmeat-cicle polished.

KimmyQueen
January 20, 2012 5:36 am
Reply to  child king

I missed you Child King!!!

MGAP
MGAP
October 3, 2011 4:29 am

Just wanted to add that I bet this story gets Blolivia’s panties set to “in an bunch.”

MGAP
MGAP
October 3, 2011 4:23 am

LOL, wouldn’t that just be icing on the top of the cake. Anyone who complained who be neatly bundled into the “racist homophobe anti-TG” category and heaped scorn upon. It does esplane’ those “guns” she always seems to have on display….

Hottips2011
Hottips2011
October 3, 2011 3:42 am

Well, that explains why he walks that way and crosses his
legs like a girl.