Restaurant’s bottom line improves due to bustline

This is one of the odder stories of the day.

Kenny Tessel, owner of a Reading, Ohio barbeque restaurant thought of a clever way to combat a drop in business.

He bought a busty lifelike mannequin, dressed it in a bikini, and put it in his front window. Voila! Business started busting out all over.

“She has done it,” Tessel said about the mannequin he’s named Barbie Q. “She has made people stop. I know that sounds crazy and it’s hard to believe.”

Unfortunately, the city’s busybodies have complained about Barbie’s body. Yes, they’re offended by a mannequin in a bikini. Tessel was forced to appear before Reading’s Design Review Board to get a permit for Barbie. The board ruled that the well-endowed mannequin could stay, but that she’d also have to stay “covered up.”

This is truly a case where the cover-up is worse than the crime.

Soruce: NBC New York

Courtney Friel is the hottest woman on Cable News. Oh, shut up. We just said what you were thinking.

Anchor Babe Courtney Friel of Fox News is the hottest woman on cable news. Here are a few photos of Courtney in her bikini.

Anchor Babe Courtney Friel
Courtney Friel (sigh).

Anchor Babe Courtney Friel of Fox News, the hottest of the Fox News Women Anchors, was interviewed recently by SoupCans. The anchor goddess answered the following question:

Soup: How did the gig with Fox News come about?

Friel: Well…I went on a date with Roger Ailes…OMG- I’m joking!! Actually, the process was pretty standard. My agent sent FOX a DVD which had 2 reels on it – entertainment and local news. Then I flew to NYC for an interview. Next I got an offer so I left LA and moved to the Big Apple! I’m in my third year at FNC already!

So does that mean she’s not going out with Roger Ailes? He hasn’t swept the most beautiful woman on television into his evil web of conservative conquests? Does it mean she’s available?

Maybe not. She also revealed in the interview that she’s married to some other TV guy blah-blah-blah. We really didn’t concentrate on that part of the interview.

Let’s make this clear right up front. We would leave our wives for Courtney. Is that so wrong?

Here are a few photos of Courtney in her bikini, Click thumbnails for larger image: Continue reading “Courtney Friel is the hottest woman on Cable News. Oh, shut up. We just said what you were thinking.”

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