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Former New Jersey Assemblyman guilty of distributing child porn. His party remains a mystery.

Hmmmm. Very odd. We finally learn in paragraph eleven that former New Jersey Assemblyman Neil Cohen shared an office with two Democrats, but the pervert’s actual political affiliation is left to our imagination.

neil-cohen — Neil Cohen (center). You can't judge a book by its cover, but this guy looks like a dirty book

Hmmmm. Very odd. We finally learn in paragraph eleven that former New Jersey Assemblyman Neil Cohen shared an office with two Democrats, but the pervert’s actual political affiliation is left to our imagination.

Former New Jersey Assemblyman Neil Cohen today pleaded guilty to distributing child pornography in a deal that may send him to prison for five years.

Cohen, 59, trudged into the Trenton courthouse this morning for an early hearing and answered the judge’s question in a low voice, almost a mumble.

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Fox News producer/pervert gets 10 years in prison for child porn

Aaron Bruns, the Fox News producer and pervert who likes little kids too much is going to the big house for ten years.

Aaron Bruns boyish good looks will make him very popular in prison

Aaron Bruns, the Fox News producer/perv who likes little kids too much is going to the big house for ten years.

Bruns was sent up the river on Tuesday in U.S. District Court after being convicted of possession of child porn. Prosecutors pushed for the harsh sentence because Bruns had a prior conviction on a similar charge. He was jailed back in February after investigators learned Bruns had been sharing child porn on the internet.

Done deal. Lock him up. Put him in a cell with a bigger, stronger pervert. Throw away the key.

Source: Associated Press

Strange but True
Teen girl charged with child porn for posting nude photos of herself

We had another funny caption for this photo, but then we saw the photo credit went to Irina Slutsky. 'Nuff said.

New Jersey police have charged a 14-year old girl with sexually exploiting herself. Strange, but true.

She was arrested Tuesday after allegedly posting a couple dozen naked photos of herself on MySpace.

Police began investigating the case after receiving a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. The girl said she posted the pictures for her boyfriend. Of course, in addition to her boyfriend, all her other online “friends” could also see the photos.

The girl has been charged with possession and distribution of child pornography.

Why stop there? We say throw the book at the little criminal. Charge her with stealing her own identify, blackmailing herself, and felonious out-of-focus photography.

Source: NorthJersey.com via NBC New York

Child porn problems continue to dog singer R Kelly

r_kelly Now R Kelly’s been accused of stiffing the private detective he hired to recover incriminating evidence that could have could have been used to convict the R&B singer during his infamous 2008 child porn case.

Private eye Charles Freeman is asking $300,000 for services rendered during that trial. Kelly was eventually found not guilty of 14 charges including having sex with a minor and taping himself having sex with a girl barely in her teens.

Freeman says he was hired to “obtain and/or recover certain tapes that were said to incriminate” the singer.

In a surprising turn of legal events, Kelly was found innocent despite the fact that the jury viewed a tape that many observers said clearly showed Kelly and the girl engaged in sexual intercourse.

Kelly’s defense was the classic “Who you gonna believe, me or your lyin’ eyes?”

Source: TMZ

Fox News producer busted for child porn, in porn himself

What the hell? You all remember the story Fox News Producer Aaron Bruns arrested on child porn charges, right. We don’t know how we missed it this week, but on Monday the Kenneth in the (212) blog uncovered (NSFW)–so to speak–that Aaron Bruns had a starring role in the ~~soft-porn~~ instructional book entitled The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Supercharged Kama Sutra Illustrated.

We’re not going to show the NSFW photos here. But, we did clean up one photo that shows you an interesting Kama Sutra move with a stick. We know it’s Saturday, but being the curious guys and gals we are, we called in the IHTM staff this morning to try that one out, but only ended up hurt ourselves. Guess our moms were right about poking our eyes out. I suppose we’ll need to buy the book for instructions.

For those of you pervs out there that really want to see the most revealing photos you can follow one of the links at Kenneth in the (212)’s blog. We’re not putting that link or those photos here. But guys, be forewarned, these are, uh, more the type of photos that a female would prefer to see, if you know what we mean.

And one final note. Those of you gloating liberals we have heard from who laughed that Aaron Bruns was a Fox News employee should take note that it is reported that he is a liberal. Not that we care, a child porn guy is a child porn guy. But some people seem too care.

Another Washington DC child porn bust. This time it’s an ex-editor for NPR.

david_malakoff1 Apparently, D.C. stands for “Disgusting Creep.” Last month it was a reporter for Fox News. This month it’s a former National Public Radio science editor.

Legal documents (click here to view) say David Malakoff has been charged with possessing child porn between April and June, 2008. He had been a science editor and on-air correspondent for the publicly-supported radio network until he “resigned” in June, 2008. Interesting juxtaposition of dates, we’d say.

Watch for more news as this dirt-o-rama develops in D.C.

Children charged with child porn

Remember when middle school boys liked baseball and cartoons and had only heard vague rumors of mysterious creatures called “girls?” Well, in case you haven’t noticed, times have changed.

Six Massachusetts middle school boys are right in the middle of a child porn problem. And they’re the perpetrators, not the victims.

One of the mini-pornographers snapped a nude photo of his completely compliant 13-year-old girlfriend, then forwarding the photo to his five buddies.

“The six boys, ages 12 to 14,” said the Boston Herald, “will be summoned to Falmouth District Court for a hearing to determine whether they should be charged with possessing, exhibiting or distributing child porn in the form of a text message photo, according to The Cape Cod Times.”

This new type of texting is referred to as “Sexting.”

No word yet as to whether any of the kids are Kennedys.

Fox child porn producer’s twitter page

Aaron Bruns Twitter page photo, in Obama '08 chair — Aaron Bruns Twitter page photo, in Obama

The press has been reporting that Aaron Bruns was a Fox producer covering the Hillary Clinton campaign. But Bruns’ twitter page makes it clear he was covering Joe Biden.

The most surprising thing about the page is that Bruns’ tweets are so remarkably pedestrian. Mind-numbingly dull, in fact.

We’ve only been able to make them interesting by taking them completely out of context and making it appear that they have some salacious meaning, which they didn’t.

“Hey there! abruns is using Twitter.”

“CNN has icecream!”

“Biden said…”children are off limits.”

“this is beyond disappointing. This is beyond disappointing. This is wrong.”

“Beautiful Reno, NV, where every hotel room has too many mirrors”

“i’m getting hard. i’m a hard guy.”

“…wondering how Trojan condoms got a spot so close to the Pepsi Center… and what the hell is in their inflatable tent???”

Next time you can’t sleep, read Bruns’ twitter page. You will soon be sleeping in the sweet, sweet arms of Morpheus.

UPDATE: Detail of Aaron Bruns’ disgusting kiddie porn charges

Aaron Bruns

Details of the child porn charges against a Fox News producer are even more disgusting than originally feared. Videos and photos on 29-year old Aaron Bruns’ laptop computer reportedly show “children under the age of ten being sexually abused by adult men and women.” Law enforcement officials indicate some of the children may be as young as five.

Sadly, this isn’t Bruns’ first child porn problem. He had been sentenced to three years probation after pleading guilty to distributing child porn over the internet back in 1999. At the time, police said they had found 6,000 pornographic images of children on his laptop computer at the University of Michigan.

WARNING: A copy of the affidavit in support of Bruns’ arrest warrant can be found by clicking on the following links. It is not for the squeamish, because it contains graphic detail about the vile nature of the porn found on Bruns’ laptop.

Aaron Bruns Affidavit Page 1
Aaron Bruns Affidavit Page 2

Fox News Producer Aaron Bruns arrested on child porn charges

Aaron Bruns

TVNewser is reporting that Fox News Channel producer Aaron Bruns has been arrested and charged with one count of possession of child pornography. A Fox News spokesperson told TVNewser, “We are aware of the arrest and he is currently suspended without pay.”

Bruns has been with FNC in the Washington, D.C. bureau for over six years. He was an embedded producer with the Hillary Clinton campaign last year.

FishbowlDC further reports that Bruns’ was previously arrested on charges of distributing child porn in 1999. Fox News told TVNewser that his criminal record did not surface as he was hired in 2002, one year before Fox News instituted background checks.

We usually end with a clever line here, but there’s nothing funny about this. All we’ve got to say is, if he’s quilty, hang him high.

Update: The Smoking Gun says, “According to an arrest warrant affidavit filed in U.S. District Court, an FBI search of a Dell laptop in Bruns’s Washington, D.C. home turned up several photos and videos showing the sexual abuse of children as young as five years old.”

Update:The original video has been pulled, so we replaced it with a photo of him. If anyone has a new link to the video (not the one with Hilary), please let us know.