Jon Stewart is a racist. A horrible, dangerous racist.

It was bad enough when the host of The Daily Show poked fun at about Barack Obama. But now he’s poked fun at about Charlie Rangel and David Paterson.

It was bad enough when the host of The Daily Show poked fun at about Barack Obama. But now he’s poked fun at about Charlie Rangel and David Paterson.

The man is a dangerous bigot who must be removed from the airwaves. He must not be allowed to poke fun at any more fine, upstanding black Americans.

Jon Stewart says Chris Matthews is “one scotch away from being Ron Burgundy”

All this time we thought Chris Matthews said those crazy things just because he’s a liberal. But maybe Jon Stewart is right. Maybe Matthews is a drinking liberal, always a dangerous combination (see Kennedy, Ted).

All this time we thought Chris Matthews said those crazy things just because he’s a liberal. But maybe Jon Stewart is right. Maybe Matthews is a drinking liberal, always a dangerous combination (see Kennedy, Ted).

Man bites dog! Jon Stewart turns on mainstream media!

“You mean to tell me that two kids from the cast of High School Musical III broke this story with a video camera and their grandmother’s chinchilla coat,” Stewart said, “and you’ve got nothing?”

ABC News anchor Charlie Gibson said the ACORN stings are better suited for “the cables,” but Jon Stewart disagrees.

“You mean to tell me that two kids from the cast of High School Musical III broke this story with a video camera and their grandmother’s chinchilla coat,” Stewart said, “and you’ve got nothing?”

What do you know. We agree with the smarmy, smirking Stewart for once.

Another sign of the Apocalypse: Jon Stewart voted America’s most trusted newscaster

Jon Stewart voted America’s most trusted newscaster. For god’s sake, man, even Jon Stewart wouldn’t call himself a “newscaster.” He’s a comedian, damn it.

America's most trusted newscaster isn't a newscaster
America's most trusted newscaster isn't a newscaster

Time Magazine conducted a poll. “Now that Walter Cronkite has passed away,” they asked, “who is America’s most trusted newscaster?” The results will undoubtedly depress the broadcast networks’ anchors:

  7%   Katie Couric
19%   Charlie Gibson
29%   Brian Williams
44%   Jon Stewart

For god’s sake, man, even Jon Stewart wouldn’t call himself a “newscaster.” He’s a comedian, damn it. Based on that, the poll is flawed for not including Carrot Top and Andy Dick.

Katie Couric must have been suicidal after learning that 6 times as many Americans trust a comedian with the news than trust her.

Time provides a dandy little map across which you can scroll your cursor to see state-by-state results of the poll.

Hang in there, Katie. You got 65% of the vote in Iowa.

Source: Time Magazine

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