Another sign of the Apocalypse: Jon Stewart voted America’s most trusted newscaster

Jon Stewart voted America’s most trusted newscaster. For god’s sake, man, even Jon Stewart wouldn’t call himself a “newscaster.” He’s a comedian, damn it.

America's most trusted newscaster isn't a newscaster
America's most trusted newscaster isn't a newscaster

Time Magazine conducted a poll. “Now that Walter Cronkite has passed away,” they asked, “who is America’s most trusted newscaster?” The results will undoubtedly depress the broadcast networks’ anchors:

  7%   Katie Couric
19%   Charlie Gibson
29%   Brian Williams
44%   Jon Stewart

For god’s sake, man, even Jon Stewart wouldn’t call himself a “newscaster.” He’s a comedian, damn it. Based on that, the poll is flawed for not including Carrot Top and Andy Dick.

Katie Couric must have been suicidal after learning that 6 times as many Americans trust a comedian with the news than trust her.

Time provides a dandy little map across which you can scroll your cursor to see state-by-state results of the poll.

Hang in there, Katie. You got 65% of the vote in Iowa.

Source: Time Magazine

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