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Mickey Kaus lists three bribes Obama can offer to make him drop out against Barbara Boxer

Mickey Kaus, seeming a bit insulted that Obama hasn’t yet offered him a Joe Sestak-like bribe, he listed the three jobs with which the President could induce him to drop out of the race.

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Mickey Kaus is a lot funnier than Barbara Boxer. But then, so is herpes.

Damn, we love Mickey Kaus, the guy who’s running against Barbara Boxer in California’s Democrat primary on Tuesday.

First, he proudly announced that he was most qualified for Boxer’s job because he hadn’t been endorsed by the L.A. Times. Then he ran one of the cleverest political commercials we’ve ever seen.

Now, seeming a bit insulted that Obama hasn’t yet offered him a Joe Sestak-like bribe, he listed the three jobs with which the President could induce him to drop out of the race.

The Los Angeles Times reveals what they are:

  • Head of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement to push for an actual physical fence on the Mexico border to stop illegal immigrants and to end the “anointed incumbent…Boxer’s obsessive talk of amnesty, sorry, ‘a path to citizenship'” that actually acts as a powerful lure for even more illegal immigrants.
  • Second, Kaus kindly offers, Obama could put him on the National Labor Relations Board so he could thwart “Big Labor’s attempt to add to their dwindling memberships by avoiding secret ballots in union organizing drives.”
  • Finally, Kaus offered to accept an administration job offer to the Department of Education to write “a scathing report” on California teachers’ unions and their deleterious impact on the state.

Unfortunately, the odds of California Democrats voting for a guy who makes this much sense are slim and who are you kidding?

Source: Los Angeles Times

A campaign commercial from our favorite California Democrat

The Los Angeles Times accuses him as “a political gadfly”. Democrats accuse him of being a Republican. Republicans accuse him of being crazy. He has no money. He has no chance. But we like his style.

Mickey Kaus is running against Barbara “Call Me Senator” Boxer in California’s Democrat primary.

The Los Angeles Times accuses him as “a political gadfly.” Democrats accuse him of being a Republican. Republicans accuse him of being crazy. He has no money. He has no chance. But we like his style.

Is it too late to change our registration so we can vote for this guy in California’s June 8 primary?

Boxer’s Democrat opponent proudly announces that he hasn’t been endorsed by the LA Times

Mickey Kaus, a blogger, political gadfly and Barbara Boxer’s dark horse Democrat opponent in the California primary election, is proud to announce that he hasn’t been endorsed by the Los Angeles Times.

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California could go from a Mickey Mouse senator to a Mickey Kaus senator

Mickey Kaus, a blogger, political gadfly and Barbara Boxer’s dark horse Democrat opponent in the California primary election, is proud to announce that he hasn’t been endorsed by the Los Angeles Times.

The Times reports Kaus’ comments on its comments:

Kaus e-mailed reporters Friday morning with an “L.A. TIMES ENDORSEMENT SHOCKER!” The paper did not endorse him, but, “amazingly,” he said, it didn’t endorse Boxer either. The Times editorial board wrote Friday that Boxer “displays less intellectual firepower or leadership than she could” and didn’t endorse any primary candidate in the Senate or governor’s race. It said it would issue endorsements in the general election.

Kaus turns the tables on Boxer with this unusual perspective:

“The point is,” he wrote, “the paper got a look at both of us and decided not to endorse the three-term incumbent over the blogger.”

If the Times polled its readers, we suspect that Boxer would defeat Kaus by a 10-to-1 margin. Of course, that’s based on the wildly optimistic belief that all eleven remaining Times readers would vote.

Source: Los Angeles Times

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