Tag: nascar

DOJ and FBI release a statement saying that the noose found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace’s garage was not planted and had been there since 2019.

DOJ and FBI release a statement saying that the noose found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace’s garage was not planted and had been there since 2019. So what does NASCAR have to say about this and their shit-show parade yesterday? Probably not much. Bubba? Bubba?

‘Sunday Night Football’ Ratings Down Again On Day Of Player Protests

‘Sunday Night Football’ Ratings Down Again On Day Of Player Protests. There’s a lot of unhappy people who don’t feel players who make 10’s of millions should be dissing the flag of the country that made them rich. Us? We watched NASCAR, they don’t hide, sit or kneel when the National Anthem plays.

Praise the Lord and start your engines

Here’s Pastor Joe Nelms of the Family Baptist Church in Lebanon, Tennessee delivering the greatest prayer in the history of NASCAR.

Here’s Pastor Joe Nelms of the Family Baptist Church in Lebanon, Tennessee delivering the greatest prayer in the history of NASCAR. Maybe even the greatest prayer in the history of prayers.

Say hallelujah!

Obama courts the NASCAR crowd, invites top drivers to White House

When the NASCAR’s top drivers show up for a photo op at the White House today, The One will undoubtedly attempt to convince them that he’s the sport’s number one fan. On second thought, perhaps the Obama administration does have a lot in common with them.

NASCAR may be the architect of the entire Obama administration


Who does the president think he’s kidding? He knows more about bowling than he knows about NASCAR. And he’s already demonstrated that he knows nothing about bowling.

Nevertheless, when the sport’s top drivers show up for a photo op at the White House today, The One will undoubtedly attempt to convince them that he’s the sport’s number one fan.

On second thought, perhaps the Obama administration does have a lot in common with NASCAR drivers:

They both go as fast as possible. They both consistently turn to the left. And they both crash and burn far too often.

Source: LA Times

Quote of the day

“Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their corporate sponsors.”

We wish we could take credit for that line, but we can’t. It’s just one of those anonymous things floating around the internet.

No, wait. We did write that line. Right after we invented the internet.

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