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Paranoid Ugandan president says Africans must travel to the moon

The hideously ugly Ugandan national flag. Let's tackle the problems here on earth before we go to the moon.
The hideously ugly Ugandan national flag. Let's tackle the problems here on earth before we go to the moon.

You may have thought Uganda had enough problems, what with poverty, various civil wars, child slavery, mass murder, AIDS, and a hideously ugly national flag.

Nope. Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni has bigger fish to fry. He says Africans need to go to the moon.

Why? To investigate what developed nations have been doing up there.

“The Americans have gone to the moon. And the Russians. The Chinese and Indians will go there soon. Africans are the only ones who are stuck here,” Museveni said in a speech to the Uganda Law Society.

“We must also go there and say, ‘What are you people doing up here?’”

We really can’t think of any concluding comment funnier than that. So let’s just repeat it.

“We must also go there and say, ‘What are you people doing up here?’”

Source: TheBigFeed

Roseanne attacks Israel, makes claims even Hamas couldn’t make with a straight face

Photo: Rosanne's World
Photo: Rosanne's World

Just as we were starting to think we’d never find anyone crazier than Hamas, along comes Roseanne Barr. The former star and current lunatic claims Israel is firing those rockets at itself.

This comes direct from her website, Roseanne World.

ohlmert you lie:

you say that twelve rockets were fired into israel since the end of the “war” (ethnic cleansing). Not one Israeli was hurt or killed by these rockets, and now you say you are going to go back and kill more palestinians to teach them a lesson!!!

“I think rockets are being fired by your own sources, since less than ten israelis have been killed by them. You are bullshitting the world as you pocket money made from arms sales, along with bibi and your agents in Hamas. step down all men in power!

Please note that all incorrect punctuation and lack of capitalization comes courtesy of the lovely and gracious Miss Barr.

Our thanks to the good folks at Gateway Pundit for this absolutely bizarre story.

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