Roseanne Barr tells Michael Moore she may run for president

On the Joy Behar Show, Roseanne Barr told Michael Moore that she may run for president. No. Seriously. We kid you not.

You may wonder how Roseanne Barr, Michael Moore and Joy Behar all work their way into one story. Allow us to explain.

Roseanne Barr guest hosted Behar’s show on whatever network it’s on. Moore was a guest. Moore suggested that O’Donnell should run for office and she informed him that she intends to start at the top and run for President.

No. Seriously. We kid you not. Here’s how the conversation went:

Moore: Start supporting this.
Barr: Start, yes, start being active. Right? Start being active.
Moore: Yes, but not just going to demonstrations. You need to organize your neighbors, your churches, your schools and can I just say —
Barr: Yes, but we’re running out of time.
Moore: Can I just say this into your camera? Some of you need to run. You need to run for office.
Barr: I’m running. That’s what I was going to ask in the next —
Moore: You need to run.
Barr: — in the next segment. I’m going to run for President of these United States.
Moore: Wow.
Barr: On behalf of the tax-paying people.
Moore: Wow.
Barr: I’m thinking about it, anyway. On this Red Bull.

Wow, indeed, Michael. (And quite an endorsement for Red Bull, we might add.)

H/T: NewsBusters.org

The trifecta: Roseanne Barr, Keith Olbermann and Olbermann’s eyebrows, all in one story

We googled Christina Aguilera’s screeching version of the Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl and stumbled upon this fascinating video clip.

We googled Christina Aguilera’s screeching version of the Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl and stumbled upon this fascinating video clip.

Let’s go back to 1990 when Roseanne Barr did the all-time worst rendition of the national anthem at a San Diego Padres game.

Let’s go back to when Keith Olbermann was the sports guy on a local Los Angeles TV station commented on that event.

And let’s go back to when Olbermann’s eyebrows seemed to be independent life forms.

Ted Nugent meets Roseanne Barr. Unfortunately, he left his bow and arrows at home.

Anderson Cooper assembled one of the more eclectic group of panelists in recent history on Wednesday night: Motor City Madman Ted Nugent, formerly funny comedian Roseanne Barr and pollster Cornell Belcher.

Anderson Cooper assembled one of the more eclectic group of panelists in recent history on Wednesday night: Motor City Madman Ted Nugent, formerly funny comedian Roseanne Barr and pollster Cornell Belcher.

Everyone was on their best behavior for most of the discussion, but you knew it had to erupt sooner or later. It didn’t disappoint.

Nugent: Chicago people don’t look very helped to me. It looks like a tragedy. Did he help Cabrini Green? Is that one of his projects?
Belcher: You go to keep trying to help people.
Nugent: No, you need to try to help people by scolding them to help themselves. If you keep rewarding them for sleeping in then they’ll never get out of slavery. Why would you support slavery?
Barr: I’m scolding you because you’re blaming the people at the bottom who have nothing whatsoever..
Nugent: I’m blaming people who refuse to be productive.
Barr: Why don’t you blame the people who have the blame? Why aren’t you ever…
Nugent: Why do you want to people who have jobs and produce things?
Barr: I want to blame the Koch brothers and the billionaires and all the people who robbed the taxpayers of this country, absolutely.
Nugent: The government is the one who’s robbed the taxpayers this of country.
Barr: What would we do without government? Expect the rich people to take care of the poor? Are you crazy?
Nugent: The rich people are the ones providing jobs.
Barr: No, they’re not. There are no jobs. There are no jobs and rich people…
Nugent: Rich people who put all their lives the line to get creative.
Barr: Rich people don’t pay squat and it’s proven.

You know Nugent was thinking, “Wonder how long it will take me to bag my limit when Roseann season opens.”

Source: Daily Caller

When liberals attack liberals: Roseanne Barr vs Stephanie Miller

Well-known lunatic Roseanne Barr appeared on the almost listenerless Stephanie Miller Show on Monday and hilarity ensued.

The last thing Miller expected was to have Barr stray off the Obama Ranch. But stray she did. Miller was completely caught off guard by Barr’s comments.

Now don’t get us wrong – Barr didn’t go conservative. She complained that Obama hasn’t fulfilled his campaign promises, that he’s “the same as Bush,” and that the media is letting him skate.

But the highlight was when Barr told Miller, “C’mon, everybody’s on the Kool-Ade.”

Miller is almost speechless, which would be an improvement.

Source: The Radio Equalizer

Roseanne attacks Israel, makes claims even Hamas couldn’t make with a straight face

Photo: Rosanne's World
Photo: Rosanne's World

Just as we were starting to think we’d never find anyone crazier than Hamas, along comes Roseanne Barr. The former star and current lunatic claims Israel is firing those rockets at itself.

This comes direct from her website, Roseanne World.

ohlmert you lie:

you say that twelve rockets were fired into israel since the end of the “war” (ethnic cleansing). Not one Israeli was hurt or killed by these rockets, and now you say you are going to go back and kill more palestinians to teach them a lesson!!!

“I think rockets are being fired by your own sources, since less than ten israelis have been killed by them. You are bullshitting the world as you pocket money made from arms sales, along with bibi and your agents in Hamas. step down all men in power!

Please note that all incorrect punctuation and lack of capitalization comes courtesy of the lovely and gracious Miss Barr.

Our thanks to the good folks at Gateway Pundit for this absolutely bizarre story.

Turn off the radio. Roseanne is back. You’ve been warned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrFW2aYHVR8Radio is dying. And this story is going to hasten the funeral. Roseanne Barr has been hired by Los Angeles radio station KPFK-FM, part of the lunatic-oriented Pacifica Network.

Barr said there’s one huge difference between network TV and the listener-supported KPFK: “You don’t have to worry about pleasing a sponsor,” she said, “and that’s really such great freedom.”

According to the latest Arbitron ratings, listeners are another thing Barr won’t have to worry about. Her station has so few listeners that they don’t even register in the ratings. We’re not saying they have low ratings, we’re saying they have NO ratings.

More people are reading I Hate the Media right now than listened to the latest Roseanne Barr radio show. We sincerely thank all three of you.

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