Simon Cowell gives $160,000 to save little girl from the ravages of socialized medicine

Stepping in when Britain’s socialized medical system failed, American Idol judge Simon Cowell donated nearly $160,000 to help save the life of a cancer-stricken little girl.

Thanks to the miracle of British socialized medicine, it's been proven that Simon Cowell has a heart
Thanks to the miracle of British socialized medicine, it's been proven that Simon Cowell has a heart

Stepping in when Britain’s socialized medical system failed, American Idol judge Simon Cowell donated nearly $160,000 to help save the life of a cancer-stricken little girl.

This report from London’s Daily Mail tells the story:

The pop Svengali donated the money for 18-month-old Sophie Atay–from Birtley, Gateshead–to fly to the US for pioneering treatment at the Memorial Sloan Kettering Hospital in New York.

He acted after learning the youngster’s family launched a last-ditch appeal for £500,000 to pay for the treatment last week after they were told Sophie was suffering from a rare form of neuroblastoma and needed treatment within days.

Now hold on just a gol-danged minute here. There’s something very fishy about this story.

We all know Great Britain is a paradise where socialized medicine has done away with all sickness. So why does this little English girl have to fly halfway around the world to get medical care in the United States? And for god’s sake, why does a wealthy stranger have to pay for it?

This is obviously a phony story cooked up by evil Republicans in an attempt to keep the United States from having a wonderful socialized medical system like Great Britain.

And we almost fell for it.

Source: Daily Mail UK

Simon Cowell prefers American Idol to American Idolatry

President Obama’s star-studded Hollywood tour didn’t quite go as planned. First, he insulted the Special Olympics on the Tonight Show. Then Simon Cowell turned him down for dinner.

That’s right. The acerbic American Idol judge told Jay Leno he was just too darn busy to get together with the president.

“He wanted to have dinner,” Cowell said, “and our diaries didn’t quite match. He wanted to do eight, I was free at nine. We just didn’t quite connect. But I told him any time I’m in Washington.”

We’d love to hear Cowell review the President’s recent teleprompter performance.

“It was,” he’d probably say “a little karaoke-ish.”

Source: Breitbart.tv

American Idolatry: Simon Cowell wants to live forever

simon_cowell1In a move sure to make thousands of singers wish they were dead, American Idol judge has announced that he wants to live forever.

The caustic American Idol judge wants to be frozen upon his death so he can be revived in the future.

“I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics,” he announced to dinner guests at Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s residence. “Medical science is bound to work out a way of bringing us back to life in the next century or so, and I want to be available when they do. I would be doing the nation an invaluable service.”

Fellow American Idol judge Paula Abdul has taken another approach to eternal life. Instead of being frozen, the erratic star seems to prefer getting pickled.

Source: DailyMall

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