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What could you and Tiger Woods have in common?

By now, you’ve probably seen or heard about the controversial Nike commercial that ran during Tiger’s “comeback” at the Masters. A creepy back-from-the-dead subconscious confrontation by Tiger’s philandering father: “Did you learn anything, Tiger?”

That’s the question asked on this poster at a mall in Southern California yesterday. That’s right. Yesterday.

LoveHateAdvertising (a cool new site run by one of our buddies and an occasional IHTM contributor) has the details:

Whatever it is, let’s hope it’s not contagious.

The captions almost write themselves. This ad used to be so innocent. So pedestrian. (It’s in an outdoor mall!)

Now because of circumstances beyond the advertiser’s control (Tiger’s lack of zipper control), the ad has taken on an unwanted double meaning.
It must be an old ad. It was up during the Masters tournament. It’s still up. (I just checked.)

By now, you’ve probably seen or heard about the controversial Nike commercial that ran during Tiger’s “comeback” at the Masters. A creepy back-from-the-dead subconscious confrontation by Tiger’s philandering father: “Did you learn anything, Tiger?”

Continue reading “What could you and Tiger Woods have in common?”

Too weird to be true: TV sitcom predicted the Tiger Woods sex scandal five years ago

As you can see in this video, Yes, Dear predicted the Tiger Woods sex scandal all the way back in 2005.

Yes, Dear was one of the unfunniest sitcoms ever produced. Too be completely honest, it’s tied for unfunniest with every other sitcom that ever starred Anthony Clark. How does this guy keep landing jobs?

But we digress.

As you can see in this video, Yes, Dear predicted the Tiger Woods sex scandal all the way back in 2005.

Pretty damn freaky.

[True TV]

10 More Golf Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger

In a case of remarkably bad timing, the cover story on this month’s Golf Digest is “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger.” Turns out, though, that Tiger actually had 20 tips for the President, but space constraints forced Golf Digest to print just ten of them. Luckily, we have uncovered the tips that didn’t make the cut

golf-digest-tiger-obama In a case of remarkably bad timing, the cover story on this month’s Golf Digest is “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger.”

Turns out, though, that Tiger actually had 20 tips for the President, but space constraints forced Golf Digest to print just ten of them.

Luckily, the Woodward & Bernstein-like investigative reporters at IHateTheMedia.com have uncovered the tips that didn’t make the cut:

10. If you’ve played the wrong hole, just take the penalty and move on.

9. Never let a stranger touch your putter.

8. Never switch holes in the middle of a round.

7. If it’s out-of-bounds, even if it looks like you could hit it, it’s out-of-bounds.

6. Remember that playing the wrong hole is loss of hole in match play.

5. A stiff shaft and a big head are no guarantee your balls will go straight.

4. In fact, the bigger the head, the greater the odds your balls will go astray.

3. The grass is always greener over there on that other course you’ve always wanted to play.

2. Trading your old bag for a new bag can really mess up your game.

1. Hey, Michelle is hot. What’s she doing Saturday morning at, say, 7:18?

– Written by Scott Montgomery

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Please be informed that no one at IHateTheMedia.com has slept with Tiger Woods. But we’ll be like half the other whores in the world and claim we did unless he immediately sends us a check for $1,000,000.

Please be informed that no one at IHateTheMedia.com has slept with Tiger Woods. But we’ll be like half the other whores in the world and claim we did unless he immediately sends us a check for $1,000,000.

Is Tiger Woods a racist because he doesn’t cheat with black women?

In what may be the most amazing headline of the year, AP tells us “Tiger Woods is Racist – he only cheats with White Women”. Apparently even worse than cheating on his wife was his failure to “identify himself as black” and also because of “the race of the women” he’s been involved with.

We're not disappointed in Tiger because he cheated with a white woman. We're disappointed because he cheated with an ugly woman.
We're not disappointed in Tiger because he cheated with a white woman. We're disappointed because he cheated with an ugly woman.

Captain James T. Kirk. Now there was a man who knew a thing or two about women. It can also be said that Kirk was not very selective and perfectly willing to cavort wildly with any alien species no matter how bizarre.

Tiger Woods? Not so much.

In what may be the most amazing headline of the year, AP tells us “Tiger Woods is Racist – he only cheats with White Women”. Apparently even worse than cheating on his wife was his failure to “identify himself as black” and also because of “the race of the women” he’s been involved with.

In an effort to convince us of the validity of this remark the article continues “If Tiger Woods had cheated on his gorgeous white wife with black women, the golfing great’s accident would have been barely a blip in the blogosphere.”

Vina, the Orion slave girl, is proof that Captain Kirk was neither racist nor specist.
Vina, the Orion slave girl, is proof that Captain Kirk was neither racist nor specist.

But we’re told that the African American community has never fully embraced Woods, because “The color of one’s companion has long been a major measure of ‘blackness’ — which is a big reason why the biracial Barack Obama was able to fend off early questions about his black authenticity.”

As one blogger put it “Had Barack had a white wife, I would have thought twice about voting for him.”

If all of this gives you a headache, don’t worry. In the future you will be able to emulate James T. Kirk and utilize snappy pickup lines like “Transport here often” to all races, creeds, colors and species.

Heck, there was even that really hot green women in one episode that…never mind.

Source: NewsBusters.org

– Written by Patrick Michael

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