We’ve said this before and we’ll undoubtedly say it again: Fred Thompson is one funny man. If he’d been half this funny on the campaign trail, he might be president now.
Day in and day out, he posts the best political tweets on the planet. Like these:

Obama fan throws book at President during PA rally. Obama ignored it. Must’ve thought it was copy of the Constitution #ftrs #tcot
Gallup poll: most people describe govt as “too big”. Obama plans to address problem by accusing Gallup of taking foreign money. #ftrs #tcot
Time Mag: WH “in over its head, isolated, insular, arrogant & clueless”. Wow! That’s pretty harsh! Also, forgot “irresponsible”. #ftrs #tcot
Obama to MD supporters: “don’t make me look bad”. Mr. President, you beat them to it. #ftrs #tcot
Administration announces deporting record 392,000 illegals. Sounds impressive, but it was just the same guy 392,000 times. #ftrs #tcot
Woodward: 2012 Obama-Clinton ticket “on the table” Oh come on… does anyone actually believe Obama would make a good VP? #ftrs #tcot
Biden:will “strangle” next Republican to talk about balanced budget. Empty threat. He’d have to stop strangling economy to do it #ftrs #tcot
Fmr President Carter said his approval in 1978 was 66%. Actually 49%. Well, there WAS a lot of inflation while he was in office. #ftrs #tcot
In WI, firemen rescued 17 people trapped on Ferris wheel. Actually not trapped, just hiding until Russ Feingold speech ended. #ftrs #tcot
Source: Twitter.com/fredthompson
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FRED FOR PREZ !!!!!!!!
He DOES need to be himself if he runs for POTUS....I think he would do well....Very well
Love this site!
Fred's only problem was he jumped in the pool way too late..
Kept sticking his toe in to test the water but didn't get in until election year..
We all know a presidential campaign is at minimum, a two year push..
That's why the pinko in chief is out running so hard..
He doesn't give a diddly squat about any candidate..
This is for his own exposure..
I like Sarah - but I always cringe a little bit right before she answers a question. She has a good answer, but it's a bit of a skipped beat before she says anything. Fred is always composed. I guess it's more about a composed personality, rather than a raw spirit. Comfortable in one's skin comes to mind. I just don't feel that with Sarah.
OK, Let me ask" Who do you like better for Pres, in 2012 Palin, or Thompsom? (Or do either stand a chance against Obomie-Billary)
Vote Often! Democrats do!
I always liked Fred. Hope he does run in 2012. We need a no-nonsense adult in the White House. Besides, I'd love to hear little o debate him - o wouldn't have a hind end left because Fred would mop the floor with it!
I have said for years that the Republicans need a guy who can, at a moment's notice be sarcastic as hell.
There you go again! :-)
Agreed! He put his personality under wraps during his bid, when he should have just been himself.... another try? Maybe?
Why couldn't Fred have been this glib during his primary run?
Fire in Kimberly-Clark mill to cause Kleenex shortage. Serious problem. What are Democrats going to cry into on November 3rd?
Obama: Biden as VP "single best decision I have made." Sadly, Obama may be right.
SCOTUS: jailed felons do NOT have right to vote. Dems should be worried. Next they might rule dead people can't vote, either.
72K stimulus checks sent to dead people. This is shameful. Democrats shouldn't be using taxpayer money to buy votes like that.