Turns out former Republican senator and presidential candidate Fred Thompson has taken to Twitter in a big way. If brevity is the soul of wit, Thompson is the king of the 140-character commentary.
Here are our ten favorites:
- Hillary in Kiev, Ukraine: prosperity should be “equally spread”. No – doesn’t work. That’s why you didn’t speak in Kiev, USSR.
- Jimmy Buffet: oil spill Bush’s fault. Why trust his opinion? He can’t even keep track of a shaker of salt.
- Justice Kennedy: won’t retire while Obama in office. So we’re safe, barring accident, illness, or Rolling Stone interview.
- 43% of swine flu vaccine unused & to be destroyed. Sounds bad, but will look like model of efficiency after ObamaCare kicks in.
- 10,000-year-old hunting weapon found near Yellowstone National Park. Next to it was a 10,000 year old Democrat trying to ban it.
- Chris Matthews:fix recession like we fixed Great Depression. So…keep spending like crazy & wait for Japan to bomb Peal Harbor?
- During Biden speech, GE exec collapsed on stage. When that happens, best to just stay calm & check the victim for snoring.
- From Blago trial: Oprah considered for Obama seat. Ridiculous! I’ve been in the Senate. Jerry Springer’s the man for the job.
- Census workers caught faking 10,000 forms. At least now we’ll have people to fill Obama’s fake stimulus jobs.
- Obama: coming budget cuts will give people “difficult choices”. Thought we already got that with “buy insurance or go to jail”?
H/T: Los Angeles Times
