Companies are dropping health coverage for spouses to cut costs. “By denying coverage to spouses, employers not only save the annual premiums, but also the new fees that went into effect as part of the Affordable Care Act.” If you like your health insurance you can keep it – or you can keep your spouse. Hey, at last the Democrooks are offering you a choice!

Gas prices rise 34 straight days – media idiots blame “speculators”. Refineries are closing, the Fed is diluting the currency (while conveniently excluding fuel prices from their inflation calculations) and like a stopped, brain-dead clock, the media predictably blames “speculators.” Maybe they mean “Bain Capital”?

Hey, put a burka on that doll, Abdul. Al-Qaida in Yemen put together a completely serious, completely hilarious list of tips for surviving American drones. Tip #18 is “Formation of fake gatherings such as using dolls and statutes (sic) to be placed outside false ditches to mislead the enemy.” They also suggest hiding under a tree. Good luck finding a tree in Yemen, Hakeem.

POLL: 56% OF GOP WANT HIGHER TAXES IN SEQUESTER DEAL. Sorry, but we think it’s more like 56% of the RINOs.

Students Who Refuse to Affirm Transgender Classmates Face Punishment. Sounds to us like the Gay Gestapo just took over the Massachussets Department of Education.

OOPS: SANTA FE RELEASES NAMES OF GUN BUYBACK PARTICIPANTS AFTER THEY WERE PROMISED ANONYMITY. Yet another libtard fail. Remember the newspaper in NY that published the information on all the gun owners in the area? Now that the shoe’s on the other foot and the criminals know who probably doen’t have a gun, we bet the libtards don’t like it one bit.

Voters are being orphaned as country-club Republicans link up with Democratic ruling class. “Country class [non-ruling class] Americans have but to glance at the Media to hear themselves insulted from on high as greedy, racist, violent, ignorant extremists. Yet far has it been from the Republican leadership to defend them. Whenever possible, the Republican Establishment has chosen candidates for office… who have ignored, soft-pedaled or given mere lip service to their voters’ identities and concerns.” We need a new party because the donkeys and the elephants are actually the same animal… the jackasses.

Joe Biden’s self-defense advice could land you in jail. Biden says he told his wife “Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony … take that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house.” “Time and time and time again, homeowners have been arrested tried, and convicted of felonies for doing precisely what the Vice President advises… Is [Biden] remotely competent to be driving national gun policy?” We wonder if he’s competent, remotely or not.

Poll: Majority of U.S. citizens say illegal immigrants should be deported. “The online survey shows resistance to easing immigration laws despite the biggest push for reform in Congress since 2007.” But as the ObamaCare fiasco shows, Congress no longer does what the voters want, Congress does what it wants.

Woman “shot” and wounded after bullets left in her OVEN explode. Guess it’s time for a national conversation about ovens. As a certain Colorado Dem pol might suggest, this is why we have McDonalds and Pizza Huts because when you turn on an oven you don’t know who you’re gonna be shooting at.

Sheila Jackson Lee Honors Rapper Who Sang “I Just Gotta Keep Killin’ That White Bitch.” Sheila Jackson Lee and Joe Biden should be on a new TV reality show called: Are You Smarter than a Dumbass? As of this moment we can only predict they’ll tie for 1st place.

As The Consensus Among Scientists Crumbles, Global Warming Alarmists Attack Their Integrity. Well, the alarmists are mad because their global warming gravy train is about to be derailed. Want a sure sign that global warming isn’t going to be a money maker anymore? AlGorezeerza sold out to the oil producing Arabs.

HAGEL BLOCKS ACCESS TO UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA ARCHIVE. The headline should read: Hagel Does an Obama.

Pro-Obama election flier marked with NAACP seal featured Klan, lynching imagery. With a current black unemployment rate of 13.8% perhaps even picking cotton would be an improvement. Obama sure isn’t doing much.

REPORT: SOLEDAD O’BRIEN OUT AT CNN. Well, translated to English, soledad means solitude. How fitting.

New book just comes straight out with it: “Against Autonomy: The Case for Collective Paternalism”. “…when government makes (some) decisions for us, we gain not only in personal welfare but also in autonomy, if only because our time is freed up to deal with what most concerns us….” Yep, the mask is off now. It’s for your own good!

New Jersey Muslim Beheads, Severs Hands Of Two Christians – Mainstream Media Silent. In New Jersey we’re surprised the MSM doesn’t condone it because the two Coptic Christians were non-union.

Universal to drop health insurance for part-time workers. Barack Hussein Obamacare. Mmm…mmm…mmm.

Kerry gives first Foreign Policy speech … on Climate Change. US foreign policy goes from “What difference does it make?” to “WTF?” If there’s one thing that can make the Hagel Defense pick look almost not awful, it’s Kerry at State.

Dean Exposes Obama’s Need For Middle Class Tax Hike. More instant karma for libtards who believed Obama was only going to tax the rich. They asked for Obama, they own him. Bend forward!

USPS to Launch New Clothing Line. Just what this country needs, a new line of clothing for people who are going postal.

Britain’s NHS pays out £1million in compensation to men who have had the wrong TESTICLE removed. “In most cases the men didn’t need surgery at all and in others surgeons also had to remove the second testicle.” What was that Obama said about US doctors lopping off arms and legs because they’re greedy? Sounds like gubbermint-run healthcare will fix that problem okey-dokey.

Obama administration officials secretly visited North Korea three times. “What’s he up to now?” you ask. Don’t worry about it. He probably just wanted advice on gun control.

TSA REPORTEDLY DETAINS WHEELCHAIR-BOUND 3-YEAR-OLD GIRL, ORDERS PARENTS NOT TO VIDEOTAPE PAT-DOWN. Looks like the TSA pedophiles may be trying to save the country via one nefarious looking wheelchair bound child at a time. Meanwhile, we wonder if any Muslims walked right by security with nary a glance? We also wonder why they’re so afraid of being filmed while patting down children?

COLUMBINE SURVIVOR PENS BOLD OPEN LETTER TO OBAMA REJECTING GUN CONTROL: ‘WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?’ Careful dude! Next Obama will want to outlaw assault pens because the pen is mightier than the assault rifle.