Hey, put a burka on that doll, Abdul. Al-Qaida in Yemen put together a completely serious, completely hilarious list of tips for surviving American drones. Tip #18 is “Formation of fake gatherings such as using dolls and statutes (sic) to be placed outside false ditches to mislead the enemy.” They also suggest hiding under a tree. Good luck finding a tree in Yemen, Hakeem.

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Not so silent
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Not so silent
February 22, 2013 3:40 pm

Why do they all look like Debbie Washerhands Much? Mouth open, large forehead, hands reaching out for cash?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 22, 2013 3:53 pm

What do you think she did for a living before she became a politician?

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 26, 2013 4:17 am

Doesn’t she still do that?

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 22, 2013 4:32 pm

No self respecting business would even use her for a bodily fluid receptacle, let alone a template for a inflatable doll.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 22, 2013 4:52 pm

No, she was a hooker,
Mouth open,….. hands reaching out for cash

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 22, 2013 5:28 pm

No she is a Dumpster,
Mouth open,….. hands reaching out for cash

RedRightBlonde
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RedRightBlonde
February 22, 2013 3:18 pm

Those dolls give me the creeps!!! Who would even consider ‘engaging’ with that nasty thing???

redabogado
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redabogado
February 22, 2013 4:28 pm

Not an Afganie. Needs more hair around the orifice, to mimic what excites them………

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 22, 2013 4:55 pm

Perhaps some goat hair?

redabogado
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redabogado
February 22, 2013 8:09 pm

Bingo!!!

flashingscotsman
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February 26, 2013 10:25 am

If the choice was between those dolls and Michelle, I’ll take a dozen of the dolls.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 22, 2013 3:34 pm

Obama?

Trickie
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Trickie
February 22, 2013 7:27 am

You can hide but you can’t run. Take your old jihab and put a jdam in it.

Missile Command
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Missile Command
February 22, 2013 7:21 am

I wonder how many virgins you get for beheading a doll without a burka? What about if the doll was travelling around with some guy not related to her AND did not have a burka. How can I keep score properly without all these details???

Big Al
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Big Al
February 22, 2013 4:30 am

I would tell them that if they were serious about survival that they should hide behind a jew. Imagine the looks you would get.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 22, 2013 4:53 am

Even better, hide behind a pig!

wingater
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wingater
February 22, 2013 7:03 am

Good one !

Plainsman
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Plainsman
February 22, 2013 3:38 am

Fake dolls… sure thing, Mohammed… that’ll be about as effective as covering your head in a nuclear attack. Anybody remember those ridiculous school drills back in the 50’s? Oh, BTW… this is a racist picture.. in case you didn’t know.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 26, 2013 4:15 am

Duck and cover! Do they own any school desks to climb under?

flashingscotsman
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February 26, 2013 10:23 am

Not for girls, anyway.

I guess nobody mentioned to Mohammed there that our drones have thermal imaging cameras. Unless they blow those dolls up with hot air,……..

flashingscotsman
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February 22, 2013 9:17 am

During one of the nuclear attack drills, when I was a senior in high school, I didn’t climb under my desk. I just turned and looked out the open door. My architecture teacher, Mr. Gardner, casually strolled over to my drawing table to inquire why I was not under my desk, with one arm across my eyes, and one across the back of my neck.

Having a very good working relationship with this particular teacher, I answered, “Why would I do that?”

He pointed out the door, to the football stadium. “What if there were a nuclear bomb about to go off right out there?”

“Mr. Gardner, I’ve never seen a nuclear bomb go off up close and personal. I don’t want to miss out on my chance.” Slowly, everyone else climbed out from under their tables, and together with Mr. Gardner, who had also seen the light, we all looked out towards the stadium. And we did that every time there was a nuclear attack drill after that.

Plainsman
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Plainsman
February 22, 2013 4:06 pm

Great story

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