Biden: ‘Buy a Shotgun! Buy a Shotgun!’ If you can convince the Obama administration that you’re a Mexican drug lord they might even buy one for you. And yes, in this clip Biden does suggest that a woman in danger should spend the first two shells broadcasting her location to the person looking to do her harm.

W. Va. Bill Would Require 3 Drug Tests For Teenage Drivers: What we need is a bill requiring Joe Biden to take three drug tests before he shows up to work in the morning.

‘Super mega-pod’ of 100,000 dolphins spotted off San Diego coast. Capt. Joe Dutra says the pod was seven miles long and five miles wide… but he doesn’t mention which way they were headed. Are the dolphins leaving California now, too?

DHS Supplier Provides Shooting Targets of American Gun Owners Yes, more brainwashing from the government. We wonder if they’ll produce one that would look like Obama’s son if he had one? Nah, these appear to all be conservative white people for some strange reason.

Democratic lawmaker apologizes for suggesting women afraid of rape can’t be trusted with guns. Evidently this guy dosn’t believe happiness is a warm gun. Imagine the liberal outcry if this idiot was a Republican and said this? Where’s NOW?

About that surprise California budget “surplus”: There’s no surprise and no surplus either. “Today we learn the ‘surprise’ $5-billion bump in revenue in January is likely an accounting anomaly as a result of tax changes.” Should we ask if the pols spent the “surplus” already and are now even deeper in the hole? Or maybe let it be another “surprise”.

Politico wonders: Has Obama’s media strategy made government more powerful? According to Politico, it’s not because journ0lists are liberals or anything, but because “Obama is a master at limiting, shaping and manipulating media coverage of himself and his White House.” Yeah, we’re sure that having a media so anxioius to be limited, shaped and manipulated has nothing to do with it.

Three cheers for John David Dyche. The Louisville Courier-Journal columnist resigned because he wrote a piece about the newspaper’s liberal bias and they refused to print it. Remember “The Emperor’s New Clothes?” All it takes is one person pointing a finger and speaking the truth to embarrass the naked bastards.

Columbia professor strips in front of class to teach quantum mechanics. The important point here is that Columbia University boasts the world’s premiere school for journalism. Yes, now you understand: this is where they come from.

The congressional race from hell. In the special election for South Carolina’s 1st congressional district, Mark Sanford (the former governor who disappeared in the middle of his term to visit an Argentine mistress) is running against Ted Turner (son of the leftwing nutjob billionaire who drives a Prius to his private jet) and they invited Jenny Sanford (Mark’s jilted wife) to join the race just to make things interesting… but she declined. Meanwhile, the favorite on the Democrat side is Elizabeth Colbert-Busch, sister of comedian Stephen Colbert (who ran for president in 2008 and 2012 as a joke).

Labor unions that pushed Obamacare through want out. “Major unions like the AFL-CIO and the Teamsters are now demanding that they be allowed to stay on their current health care plans and receive government subsidies to cover the increased costs some of Obamacare’s provisions will impose on lower-income workers.” In other words, another bunch of lefties all in favor of sharing the wealth until it’s their wealth that gets shared. Interesting.

Rove’s poison working its magic. “Queen for a Day” is already out creating problems for the Republican party. He seems more divisive than Obama is to us.

New “alcohol busting” drug that sobers you up in seconds being developed by MIT scientists. “Researchers have developed a cocktail of alcohol metabolizing enzymes that speedily reduces blood alcohol levels in drunk mice.” The bad news is that is doesn’t work on mice that are drunk on power.

Politics: Left wing poster child, Alec Baldwin, goes on racist tirade.

He then called G.N. Miller — a decorated retired detective with the NYPD’s Organized Crime Control Bureau and a staff photographer for The Post — a “coon, a drug dealer,’’ Miller’s police statement said.

A coon? We haven’t heard that one since the 60’s. Let’s not forget Alec calling his daughter “a rude, thoughtless, little pig,” If Alec wants to see a pig he should look in his mirror.

WHY IS MEXICO ASKING THE U.S. SENATE FOR A REGISTRY OF U.S. GUN OWNERS? Tell them all they really need is Obama’s address, Holder’s address and the head of the ATF’s address. That should cover 99% of it.

UK Muslim preacher is secretly filmed urging followers to take benefits from the state to fund a holy war. “…mocking non-Muslims for working in 9-5 jobs their whole lives, and told followers that some revered Islamic figures had only ever worked one or two days a year. ‘The rest of the year they were busy with jihad [holy war]… the normal situation is for you to take money from the kuffar [non-believers]… We are going to take England — the Muslims are coming.’”

Press corps expresses “frustration” over lack of access to Obama. It’s not that the Sun King doesn’t diegn to speak with them, it’s just that when reporters’ lips are fixed firmly to someone’s butt, it tends to muffle the sound of their voices.

AP retracts Rand Paul story… after reporting the opposite of what he said.

The Age of Bernanke. “Obamaism [is] a front for the big-money interests who benefit from the Federal Reserve’s largesse and interest rate policies; progressive rhetoric serves as the beard for royalist results.” Echos of the decline of Rome: “The masses get bread (food stamps) and circuses, with virtually all of Hollywood and much of the media ready to perform on cue. The majority, losers in the Bernanke economy, lack the will and, maybe, the attention span to realize what is happening to them.” Babbling about “assualt weapons” serves to distract them.

IOWA GOV. BRANSTAD TO ROVE: ‘STAY OUT.’ We’re beginning to wonder if Rove is on the DNC payroll. He obviously just doesn’t get Regan’s Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican. The Democrats sure got the message though. Short of being an ax murderer they will CYA a fellow Democrat’s butt.

Chicago Police Chief: Second Amendment Is A Danger To Public Safety. Is February National Pinhead Police Chief Month? This guy is a total failure. His police department obviously doesn’t function. Evidence? How about 4,500 murders in Chi Town since 2003. That’s a 450 per year average. January 2013 had 42 that they know of, yet they think MORE gun regulations will solve the problem which is not only inane, it’s insane. He’s right, the Second Amendment is a danger to public safety, but only if usurped by these clowns.

EPA’s Secret And Costly ‘Sue And Settle’ Collusion With Environmental Organizations. How about let’s call it what it really is? In addition to collusion, it’s fraud and conspiracy. If the mafia had a scam like this going they’d be prosecuted for money laundering and violation of the RICO act. These people are worse than Bernie Madoff.

President Failure looking to further punish middle class with proxy tax known as minimum wage increase: Let us just predict how this will work out. The econ morons will claim that raising the minimum wage will benefit the poor. Those in the know will counter that it will do little more than decrease employment while raising everybody’s cost of living -again. If the measure goes through the economic damage will occur as predicted while the econ morons once again claim that “nobody could have seen this coming”. After making that statement they will then demand a higher minimum wage, a trillion more dollars be printed out of nowhere for “stimulus” and congratulate Obama for the fantastic sound his fiddle makes while the country burns.

ERISA expert on ObamaCare: “It has become very clear to everyone involved who is analytical and not ideological that the rational strategy, for both large and small firms, is to cease providing health care insurance to employees.” “The people who really know the law, and who have been following the avalanche of regulations, have already figured this out. It will take a while for this specialized knowledge to seep downward, because right now only $800+ an hour ERISA attorneys… understand how Obamacare really works.” More correctly, they understand it won’t work. More here.

Kirsten Powers and panel hit media hard on SOTU: They fawn over “every stupid idea Barack Obama has”. “…reactions to Obama’s speeches are becoming just as predictable as the speeches themselves.” Obama’s “gravity” is a myth – the reality is the media sucks.