Obama hasn’t filed legally required quarterly stimulus report since 2011. Wouldn’t you think the mainstream media would be curious about what happened to $831 billion? And demand some answers?

Topless Ukrainian women invade Davos. They removed their tops in freezing temperatures and attacked the World Economic Forum to “call attention to the needs of the world’s poor.” Finally, a cause we can all grasp.

Anonymous hacks US Sentencing Commission, distributes files. “The statement suggested retaliation for [Aaron] Swartz’s tragic suicide, which many – including the family – believe was a result of overzealous prosecution by the Department of Justice and what the family deemed a ‘bullying’ use of outdated computer crime laws.” Gubbermint bullies in the Obama administration? No way, surely the media woulda told us about it…

Gun Laws and the Fools of Chelm. From former lib, playright David Mamet: “The individual is not only best qualified to provide his own personal defense, he is the only one qualified to do so.” He also takes apart “compassionate” statism: “The government, for example, has determined that black people (somehow) have fewer abilities than white people, and, so, must be given certain preferences. Anyone acquainted with both black and white people knows this assessment is not only absurd but monstrous. And yet it is the law.”

Where did Piers Morgan come from, anyway? “Morgan… has no discernible political philosophy… an unprincipled, relentlessly self-promoting opportunist, a disgraced tabloid hack who doesn’t care whom he offends or how foolish he looks as long as he’s the center of attention. Morgan’s stance on a given subject is determined not by ideology, but by what will generate the most controversy, get him the most coverage, and strengthen his hand when negotiating his next book or TV deal. His efforts been given added urgency of late by the need to boost the paltry ratings of his CNN show.” Kinda like we thought.

Networks cover giant pro-life rally without using the word “life.” Everything is a propaganda war now and the abortion industry prefers that pro-life people be called “anti-choice.” Or “anti-abortion.” And the network news people are mindless drones so they’ve surrendered to the point where they refuse to use the word “life” even while staring at giant 40-foot-wide Pro Life banners.

Federal Appeals Court: Obama recess appointments unconstitutional. At issue were his appointments to the NLRB, potentially making numerous decisions made by the board invalid. The decision, which will likely be appealed to the SCOTUS, may also have broader constitutional significance. Now, about those “executive orders”…

Report: California power costs to go up by 33%. “…a new report found that California’s energy policies will raise state power rates and associated costs by nearly 33%.” The last person leaving CA won’t have to turn out the lights, they’ll already have gone out long before then.

Reporter on Obama’s “amateurish” press corps: “When they’re near him, they lose their minds”. Well, to be fair, it’s easy to lose something so small…

Feds began investigating Bob Menendez (D-NJ) six months ago for sleeping with underage hookers. “ABC News senior investigative producer Rhonda Schwartz was aware as early as May 2, 2012, the documents show…” The “watchdog” media only watches those they disagree with; they know that we know and they don’t care.

Required military equipment now that women are frontline combat troops? It’s called a GoGirl. It allows women to pee standing up. Hooah.

For the children: striking NYC school bus drivers slash tires on buses. “Saboteurs stabbed holes in tires of two school buses and deflated tires on 10 others idled by school bus drivers’ strike, authorities and bus company employees said today.” To remind you, it costs NYC nearly $7K per student to drive them around on yellow busses, about twice as much as No. 2, LA. Maybe it’s time to consider alternatives to the public schools, busses and all.

PHILLY 5TH GRADER GETS IN TROUBLE, SEARCHED IN FRONT OF CLASS, ALLEGEDLY CALLED A ‘MURDERER’ FOR…PAPER ‘GUN’ THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS. Just when you think teachers can’t possibly get any dumber, one comes along and proves that they’re not smarter than a 5th grader. We hope they all enjoy the upcoming lawsuit.

It’s Official: Worst. Recovery. EVER. So the current political street theatre about “assault weapons” is most likely noise meant to distract attention from the miserable economic mess the political class has created. But perhaps they are also worried that if and when the bitter clingers begin to tire of the non-recovery, some may begin shooting. Maybe the things they should be talking about are policies that actually would increase economic growth rather than QEs and ZIRPs, eh?

Lego accused of racism for Jabba the Hutt palace. The Turkish Cultural Community of Austria claims the Lego palace was based on the Hagia Sophia mosque in Istanbul. Since the two buildings really don’t look alike and “Muslim” is not a race, it’s an odd claim. Also, notice how the Turks fail to mention that Hagia Sophia was originally a Christian basilica before it was stolen and converted.

Republican Insider: How Barack Obama secures a third term and more… The article we posted last week about Obama’s campaign organization relaunching as a nonprofit may have ramifications beyond 2017. Assuming, of course, the country doesn’t crash and burn before then.

White House Insider: Hillary Clinton’s Benghazi Testimony – “Complete Bullsh-t”. “Every f-cking question was agreed to BEFOREHAND. Hillary had notes for every question. Watch her look down every time a question is asked. She sucks at hiding it. That’s the tell.” Kabuki, anyone?

Panetta to lift ban on women in combat. Well, this should make for some interesting moments in the foxhole.

THE NEW LIE: CLINTON, DEMS BLAME CONGRESS FOR BENGHAZI. Atta girl! I did not have money from that Congress! Bill must be so proud.

18 of 27 worst bosses on Capitol Hill are Democrats. And Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee is the very worst. Hmm, maybe it has something to do with being flagrantly offensively stupid.

Health insurance brokers prepare clients for Obamacare sticker shock. “A California insurance broker, who sells health plans to individuals and small businesses, …[says]… her local carriers are hinting to her that premiums may triple this fall, when the plans unveil how they’ll billet the full brunt of Obamacare’s new regulations and mandates.” Check out this post regarding Massachusetts’ awesome way of handling unemployment insurance claims for a look at healthcare’s future.

HILLLARY ON LIBYA: ‘WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?’ Oh? Only that we have a dead US Ambassador and 3 dead US citizens due to someone’s “incompetence and gross negligence,” that’s all. Talk about callous.

King: I Have a Dream. Obama: I Have a Drone. Actually Obama has two kinds of drones. The pilot-less ones that shoot rockets and Joe Biden.

Rand Paul to Hillary Clinton: If I were president, ‘I would have relieved you of your post’: Rand Paul takes Hillary to the dog-house on this one. Perhaps while she’s there she can pick Barry up some lunch.

Foes of NYC soda size limit doubt racial fairness. “The NAACP’s New York state branch and the Hispanic Federation have joined beverage makers and sellers in trying to stop the rule [banning sales of high-sugar drinks in containers larger than 16 ozs] from taking effect March 12.” Is Nanny Bloomber a closet raaaaacist? Just like Obama’s typical white grandmother, we surmise.