Deport me? If America won’t change its crazy gun laws… I may deport myself says PIERS MORGAN. This douche nozzle is a bigger blowhard in print than on the air. If he doesn’t self-deport, perhaps he’ll self-abort.

THE TOP 5 GUN CONTROL GRAPHS: The Gun-Grabbers’ Failed Policies Are Exposed by Their Own Data! Hoisted by their own petard.

Obama blames Benghazi attack on “Some sloppiness, not intentional”. Mistakes were made. Excuses were proffered. Concussions were suffered. Passive voice was used. Explanations were, are and will continue to be Shovel Ready.

Ted Nugent Schools Piers Morgan: Morgan does his best to keep up. But, unlike with private cell phone conversations, he just can’t hack it. So Nugent then tells Morgan that he can ‘kiss his ass’. Morgan gets a peculiar gleam in his eye but it fades quickly. We can only assume this is because he realizes that the invitation was only rhetorical.

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* San Antonio Theater Shooting. You didn’t hear about this one? Big surprise! Neither did we! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!

Obama picks his favourite photos of himself for 2012 (not that he likes to show off). Here’s the latest from President Narcissus.

It was the Kitchen Knife in the Parlor with Professor Plum… or was it Professor Plum in the Parlor with the Kitchen Knife? “The BBC offers this advice for anyone in Britain who is attacked on the street: You are permitted to protect yourself with a briefcase, a handbag, or keys. You should shout ‘Call the Police’ rather than ‘Help.’ Bystanders are not to help. They have been taught to leave such matters to the professionals. If you manage to knock your attacker down, you must not hit him again or you risk being charged with assault.” How long is it until they ban briefcases, purses and keys?

French court rejects 75% millionaires’ tax. “The Council, made up of nine judges and three former presidents, is concerned the tax would hit a married couple where one partner earned above a million euros but it would not affect a couple where each earned just under a million euros.” Well, to paraphrase the old adage, two can be soaked as cheaply as one. No doubt John Roberts would’ve found a way to approve it: “Hey, it’s not a tax, it’s an individual mandate!”

Obama orders pay raise for Biden, members of Congress, federal workers. “The pay raise will generally be about 1/2 of 1%.” More than they deserve.

British doctors call for ban on long kitchen knives to end stabbings. Well, now the Brits can have Piers back so he can call everybody against knife control a stupid idiot. And we’ll throw David Gregory in for nothing. Aw hell, take all of our journ0lists… please! What could’ve started this Night of the Long Knives, a mass stabbing somewhere? We’ve heard rumors the individual pictured below killed numerous times and even filmed her crimes for audiences to watch. Scary.

Is America’s Future Progressive? “The Obama-Bernanke-Geithner economy has done little to reverse the relative decline of the middle and working class, whose their share of national income have fallen to record lows. If you don’t work for venture-backed tech firms, coddled, money-for-nearly-free Wall Street or for the government, your income and standard of living has probably declined since the middle of the last decade.” Yeah, but will the outsiders ever get wise to the reason for this dichotomy? How long can it stay “Bush’s fault”?

Gallup Poll: NRA way more popular than the media. Well sure, but being more popular than the media is a low bar to clear. How about comparing the media to a festering boil on one’s butt? Ooops, sorry, they’re the same thing…

Michael Moore: ‘Calm Down, White People, and Put Away Your Guns’: Micheal Moore would do well to follow his own advice, only he should substitute the words ‘side of beef’ for the word gun. Also while he’s at it he might want to stop enabling people to break gun laws that are already in existence.

Las Vegas teens who stockpiled guns and explosives held for plotting mass killing at school. OK liberals, now tell us again why schools don’t need armed guards and/or teachers?

NY State Sen. Ball: “We need to have a national conversation about nut control”. Regarding the Journal-News publication of gun owners personal info: “And, at the end of the day, we’re talking about a bunch of eggheads at a very liberal newspaper that they don’t go out of their way to show us where the sexual predators live. … They’re focusing on the people who [own guns] the right way, are following the law, paying their taxes, and they put them in the same category as a level three sexual predator. That is B.S.” In other words, it’s modern journ0lism.

BREAKING NEWS: General Norman Schwarzkopf who led troops in Persian Gulf War dies age 78. Read his bio. He was quite a guy. A IHTM Salute and RIP General.

Child Porn Will Get You Into Legal Hot Water (Unless You Work For The Feds?). Well, we always said many government employees are jerk-offs. Evidently some are perverts, too. H/T to flashingscotsman.

Armed teachers, guards key to school security in Israel. More of the common sense liberals run away from because they can’t seem to imagine anything outside of their little world.

“From what I know of almost all of the active shooter events in the U.S., almost all of them conclude with the shooter taking his own life the moment he is challenged by the first officer on the scene,” Zwerling said. “Why not challenge him earlier?”

Why not? Because then liberal gun-control advocates won’t be able to use dead kids to confiscate firearms, that’s why.

Now he wants to amend the Bible. Already in hot water for coming out against gun rights, Piers Morgan had this to say about the Bible: “Both the bible and the Constitution were well intentioned, but they are basically, inherently flawed. Hence, the need to amend it. My point to you about gay rights, for example, it’s time for an amendment to the bible.”

David Gregory’s privilege. If Barack Obama had a son, he’d get the elitist’s pass on troublesome stuff, as does David Gregory.

“We had no idea how to handle them without offending our agonised liberal consciences. They saw this and exploited it ruthlessly.” Lefty UK writer Monbiot tries to reach out to some “victims” and finds out they really don’t give a crap about anything but swiping his stuff. “…my anarchist beliefs battled my bourgeois instincts, and lost.” Re-distribute OPM but not mine, eh?

California man sues Ford on C-MAX Hybrid EPA mileage claim. After “discovering the vehicle does not achieve 47 mpg fuel economy in all driving conditions.” Just like every other vehicle ever made. Duh. BTW, the law firm that filed the suit is a deep-pockets Democrat contributor. Everything is political in the Age of Hopeless Change.

Starbucks pushes for ‘fiscal cliff’’ deal: The guys at Starbucks make their money by asking people to buy a product for five times what it is worth. The government makes their money by telling them to.

‘It’s a horrible, terrible, no-good, rotten idea.’: Controversy as 200 Utah teachers to be given concealed weapons training in wake of Sandy Hook. This is how libtards think.

Arguing that teachers could be overpowered for their guns or misfire causing an accidental shooting, Lear said: ‘It’s a horrible, terrible, no-good, rotten idea.’

If there’s already an armed threat in the school, which is the premise Lear obviously assumes, the teacher being overpowered or having a misfire is a remote chance and still far better than a whole school of children slaughtered while everyone sits around looking stupid. We suggest he send his kids (if anyone’s ever mated with her, which we hope not) to an unarmed school.

NBC was told it couldn’t use gun magazine as a prop BEFORE David Gregory went on air, claim police. But we’re wealthy liberal journalists! Laws only apply to the peasants! Remember what happened to Marie Antoinette after her infamous “let them eat cake!” We feel it will be appropriate if David ends up in a cell with a big ugly dude named Cake. You can guess the punchline.