I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Petition to deport Piers Morgan from the US now at over 70,000. It seems the British don’t want him back either. Perhaps North Korea or Iranian TV will hire him.

So how does Journal – News reporter Dwight R. Worley rate a NYC pistol permit? It’s easy! He’s a liberal, which means he’s a hypocrite! Seems Worley owns a Smith & Wesson 686, .357 Magnum. We hope he enjoys having his address and phone number published. Remember liberals, the First Amendment can be a double-edged sword.

Is Hate A Liberal Value? “A 20-year-old lunatic stole some guns and killed people. Who’s to blame? According to a lot of our supposedly rational and tolerant opinion leaders, it’s the NRA, a civil-rights organization whose only crime was to oppose laws banning guns. (Ironically, it wasn’t even successful in Connecticut, which has some of the strictest gun laws in the nation.)” It’s been obvious for years they’re not rational and tolerant, at least when it comes to people who disagree with them. So the answer is definitely “Yes.”

Taxpayers aren’t stationary targets: Raising tax rates in a struggling economy will help assure that the economy keeps struggling. Yeah, but to politicians it’s not about results, it’s about throwing red meat to the hungry leftist wolverines in order to retain popularity and power. Consider this: “It’s far easier to join the witch hunt than to explain the solar eclipse to a bunch of raving, fear-stricken maniacs.”

State Dept. Benghazi penalties are bogus. The main culprit, Eric Boswell, who resigned “effective immediately” according to Hillary Clinton, has simply switched desks. And the other three scapegoats are merely on temporary administrative leave. (You know, until everything blows over. And it’s probably paid leave.) Meanwhile, Hillary herself has completey disappeared. Welcome to Obama Term II.

CBS columnist writes Christmas Eve column calling Tim Tebow a phony. He also calls him a “bad apple.” And a “bad practice player.” And a “horrible teammate.” Ever notice how the hatred directed at Christians reaches a crescendo at Christmas time? Apparently, in the eyes of columnist Peter Schwartz, the reason the Jets are such a dismal failure this year is the quarterback they didn’t let play.

SCHOOL OBAMA’S DAUGHTERS ATTEND HAS 11 ARMED GUARDS. Just imagine if there would have been 11 armed guards at Sandy Hook Elementary School? We wouldn’t be posting this, that’s what. All those children and teachers would be alive and enjoying Christmas morning, that’s what. To those who don’t want armed guards at your children’s schools we ask: Are your children worth less than Obama’s daughters? Evidently the answer is yes.

Merry Christmas! Yes we said it! Christmas! Merry Christmas all! Christ’s Birthday! Happy Christmas! Wonderful Christmas! Christmas! Christmas Christmas! For those who don’t like it? Take your Happy Generic Holiday and stuff it!

Sieg heil, baby! Professor advocates death penalty for “global warming deniers”. “In this article I am going to suggest that the death penalty is an appropriate punishment for influential GW deniers. But before coming to this surprising conclusion, please allow me to explain where I am coming from.” We know where you’re coming from and we’d suggest you go back there, fascist SOB.

Flashback: Piers Morgan is a racist! Ok so he’s probably not a racist. But we have heard that he procures “special friends” for Harry Reid.

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The dirty secret: government is simply unaffordable. “Any political leader prepared to deceive the electorate into believing that government spending, and the vast system of services that it provides, can go on as before – or that they will be able to resume as soon as this momentary emergency is over – was propelled into office virtually by acclamation.” Telling the pipple what they wanna hear is a winning political strategy, but it doesn’t pay the bills. Unfortunately, the majority will only figure that out when it’s too late. Until then, gimme some free sh-t….

Piers Morgan Lashes Out on Twitter Against Petition Asking White House to Deport Him:: Alex Kantrowitz (author of this article) goes on to state. “Bizarre petitions have found a home on The White House’s easy-to-troll petition site. Others have called upon the White House to build a Death Star (31,000 signatures) and allow Texas to secede (120,000), so a petition asking the White House to deport a media personality exercising his right to free speech seems to fit right in.”: How Mr. Kantrowitz figures that a British subject has a greater expectation of Constitutional Guarantees than American citizens -unless this fellow has completely forgotten that the Bill of Rights does not end with the 1st Amendment- also fits right in . . . with the sort of uncritical thinking that plagues so many of our opinion writers. As for Mr. Morgan. Well, we figure he should have more of an appreciation for American guns. The good folks at CNN might have been less disposed to hire this guy were his accent a bit more German.

Delta Air gets 22,000 applications for 300 attendant jobs. Unexpectedly.

Ted Kennedy Jr. Decides Not To Seek Kerry’s Senate Seat. Well, that was quick and sweet. Next? How about showing how bipartisan you Democrats are and appointing Mitt Romney? What? The Republicans are the only ones who are supposed to be bipartisan? Nevemind.

NBC’s David Gregory sends his kids to a school with armed guards. Gregory mocked the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre for suggesting armed guards in schools, all the while knowing his own kids attend Sidwell Friends School which employs armed guards. Add this to his on-air flouting of D.C. gun laws while advocating gun laws.

PETA wants a roadside memorial for 16 dead cows. On May 22 in Illinois a truck driver hauling 36 cows to the slaughterhouse lost control and rolled his rig. 16 of the cows plummeted to their death onto Interstate 294. (The other 20 had parachutes apparently.) We agree with PETA – this would be the moost udderly mooving memorial ever herd of.

Newspaper publishes map of gun permit holders in Westchester & Rockland (NY) counties. Yeah, that will be helpful. These a**holes can’t be bothered to report on what Obama is doing but have the time to meddle in the affairs of private citizens who aren’t bothering anybody. Ooooh, but the public has a “right to know” and the media has a right to bl–. Update: turnabout is fair play – a blogger has put out the newspaper publisher’s and reporter’s personal info on their web site: http://christopherfountain.wordpress.com/2012/12/24/sauce-for-the-goose/

We’ve Been ZIRPed: The perils of the zero interest rate policy. “…talk in hushed tones to Wall Street hedge funds, and they may explain the dollar carry trade, the one where you borrow or even short U.S. dollars and buy currencies, bonds, and stocks in higher yielding, emerging market countries​—​yes, the Fed is stimulating, but in places like India, South Africa, and Brazil.” We live in the Age of Zero: zeros in the White House and Congress, zero interest rates, zero growth, zero improvement, zero other ideas… Zero.

Cornel West: ‘Coward’ Obama Doesn’t Care When ‘Black Folk’ Get Shot, Only When ‘Vanilla’ Children Do: Why would Obama care when “black folk” get shot? He’s already exploited them as much as he can for the time being. Sadly this is not the case for Mr. Cornel West. Having nothing to recommend him other than outrage he must again go back to his empty mines and demand gold prices for the lumps of clay he has tarted up with Krylon Model K1706.

David Gregory Violates DC Gun Law On National TV —– Update: CNN’s Don Lemon Admits To Breaking Gun Laws, Too?: It is okay. We’re pretty sure they broke plenty of campaign finance laws with all the good press these fabulists have given to Barry.

Idaho Sen. Crapo arrested in Va., charged with DUI: Obviously alcohol is to blame. It is time to prohibit it . . . again. Hopefully it will work better this time around.

2 dead as supermarket looting spreads in Argentina: Obviously markets are to be blamed and must be confiscated. Fortunately for we here in America Obama has been attending to that very thing for nearly four years now.

Rare Christmas Snow for Dallas, OKC, Little Rock: Praise the Gore . . . it is a Global Warming miracle!

Grandma Got Indefinitely Detained (A Very TSA Christmas). Next time, take the train… at least until they start screwing with those, too. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays or whatever, dude.

Egypt constitutional vote: “Things are definitely worse than under the old regime.” Change they don’t believe in. Meet the new boss, worse than the old boss.