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Now he wants to amend the Bible. Already in hot water for coming out against gun rights, Piers Morgan had this to say about the Bible: “Both the bible and the Constitution were well intentioned, but they are basically, inherently flawed. Hence, the need to amend it. My point to you about gay rights, for example, it’s time for an amendment to the bible.”

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Extirpates
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Extirpates
December 27, 2012 9:50 pm

Maybe could get a job picking up Corgis droppings at a wealthy woman’s household.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 28, 2012 6:24 am

ha ha I see what you did there

Not so silent
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Not so silent
December 27, 2012 8:02 pm

How the heck do you amend the Bible? No wonder CNN gets fewer viewers than a re-run of “Space Chicks invade earth”….

CO2Insanity
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December 27, 2012 8:08 pm

Plan 9 From Outer Space is better than CNN.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
December 28, 2012 10:16 am

The Home Shopping Network is better than CNN…

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 28, 2012 10:21 pm

True, at least HSN offers something of value.

Neo-7
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Neo-7
December 28, 2012 3:56 pm

Reruns of Anna Nicole Smith’s would due better than his .

Joe
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Joe
December 27, 2012 6:37 pm

-Noah’s ark is a problem.
-We’ll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a4_1227659234&comments=1

davidintexas
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davidintexas
December 27, 2012 4:49 pm

IGNORE the stupid bastard. For God’s sake – more people signed that pathetic petition than watch his little tv show.

Stop playing into the media hands of this ignorant, stupid, useless walking piece of dog excrement.

danybhoy
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danybhoy
December 27, 2012 5:11 pm

The petition will drive Morgan to push further toward extremes. He will see that his bad press & these sorts of petitions are his only real form at attention, because his ratings do not match up to that.

Morgan will not last on CNN unless CNN does’nt want to buy out his contract. They have another loser on their hands, & it serves them right. CNN should just shut down their domestic operations, they are only relivant at airport lounges & internationally. Here in the States, they are DEAD.

MDLION
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MDLION
December 27, 2012 4:48 pm

Oh, the arrogance of those who think the Bible and not their thinking and lives need to be amended. The arrogance of those who think the Word of God is wrong, but won’t even give a thought to the idea that they live in a corrupt, lustful, bloody time. Piers Morgan is like so many others who put fads above truth.

“Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and pleasing and perfect.” -Romans 12:2

“Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”
-Matthew 24:35

“and ye will be as gods, knowing good and evil” -Genesis 3:5

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
December 27, 2012 4:43 pm

Instead of deporting this useless turd to his place of birth (Which don’t want him back… period) send his ass to a place he will fit right in, namely a country that practices Shara law.
I bet he gets religion, really , really, fast.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 28, 2012 5:26 am

But, none of those countries ban guns. That won’t make him happy.

Neo-7
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Neo-7
December 27, 2012 3:50 pm
AZ Dude
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AZ Dude
December 27, 2012 1:39 pm

As a Christian, I say that Mr. Morgan may proceed to “amend” the Bible all he wants. However, he must be warned that God will not be mocked and that he will have to answer to Him come judgment day (and there will be a judgment day, Mr. Morgan!)

deepthinker
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deepthinker
December 27, 2012 1:29 pm

It boggles the mind that this man is so stupid. The Bible was written by those who had much more insight and Devine guidance and the Constitution was written by men who had much more intellegence than Morgan.

All I hear is “Get behind me satan and be gone”.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
December 27, 2012 1:22 pm

I would like to amend Morgan, right upside the head.

jcrowley1985
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jcrowley1985
December 27, 2012 12:45 pm

Should have voted for Ron Paul. He’s all for individual rights, be it constitutional, religious, or otherwise.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 28, 2012 5:18 am

STFU you stupid fucking asshole.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
December 27, 2012 3:05 pm

So your saying Ron Paul would let corporations be as greedy as they wanted to be?
cool!

jcrowley1985
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jcrowley1985
December 27, 2012 3:23 pm

Except they would no longer be too big to fail. Their greed would be their destruction. And it would no longer be difficult for small businesses to compete as we would get rid of all the regulations and fees associated with starting a business.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 28, 2012 5:20 am

STFU you stupid fucking asshole. AGAIN!

Sidekick
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Sidekick
December 27, 2012 3:29 pm

That is very free market thinking. Too bad you are a ward of the welfare state so it is just disingenuous pap coming from you.

danybhoy
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danybhoy
December 27, 2012 5:05 pm

What’s sad for crowley is that Piers Morgan seems to be just as clueless as he is, but he’s paid very well in the process.

CO2Insanity
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December 27, 2012 5:07 pm

Crowley should immediately send his resume to CNN and apply for a newscaster job. They’re probably hire him in a hot minute. If not there’s always Current TV.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 28, 2012 5:24 am

He would love that job, Current TV is obviously a non profit corporation, he can count on it being a temporary job, which seems to be all he is capable of handling, and then he can go right back to living on food stamps in mommy’s basement when Current folds!

danybhoy
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danybhoy
December 29, 2012 5:02 am

But RT would be better, because it’s state controled, & by state I mean Russia. crowley’s biggest problem is that RT has people who do beat the hell out of the corporate greed theme, but actually sound educated while doing so. crowley just sounds like a parrot.

danybhoy
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danybhoy
December 27, 2012 6:17 pm

Actually, the best leftist propiganda channel is RT. You know, the old Russia Today…

http://rt.com/

…they still remember how to lay it on thick in Mother Russia.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 27, 2012 2:06 pm

What does Ron Paul have to do with this story? :-/

CO2Insanity
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December 27, 2012 1:27 pm

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker?

perlcat
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December 27, 2012 12:51 pm

What happened — fall and hit your head? That was about as coherent as I’ve ever seen you. Still stuck on Paul, though. This man-crush you have on him is becoming unseemly.

perlcat
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December 27, 2012 12:13 pm

Kind of shows how little he reads or understands it that he thinks that the Holy Bible can be “amended” like it was some list of regulations.

The main mark of an incompetent is that they choose to denigrate what they do not understand. Piers denigrates both the Bible and the Constitution, and demonstrates a profound lack of understanding of either.

sifi
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sifi
December 27, 2012 11:54 am

Who decides what is right and wrong in the world? Who has the authority to define morality for all of creation? It is not the courts, congress, the media, public opinion, the “politically correct” police, the “tolerance” brigade or even the church. The only answer has been, is and always will be Jesus Christ. You can find His opinion on a great variety of subjects in His best seller… The Bible. –Jeffrey E. Ramey

You may as well quit reading and hearing the Word of God, and give it to the devil, if you do not desire to live according to it. — Martin Luther

It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible. –George Washington

Let mental culture go on advancing, let the natural sciences progress in ever greater extent and depth, and the human mind widen itself as much as it desires, beyond the elevation and moral culture of Christianity, as it shines forth in the gospels, it will not go.—Goethe

There is a way of reading the Bible that seems to leave God far away, off in the shadows somewhere. It is all information and technicalities and knowledge, but it feels like you’re sitting with your back towards God. You come up against a difficulty or question, and you go to books, you ask pastors, friends, strangers on the internet, anyone but Him. Gradually God gets smaller and dimmer. –Unknown

It is impossible to enslave mentally or socially a Bible-reading people. The principles of the Bible are the groundwork of human freedom. — Horace Greeley

CO2Insanity
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December 27, 2012 11:44 am

This ass gets stupider by the day.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 27, 2012 11:33 am

Oh my goodness….

Wow…

He is an idiot of the worst possible kind. And who will do the amending? Him? Please… shut the heck up Morgancito and go back home. Why does he still have a show?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 28, 2012 5:17 am

I’ll agree to let him amend the Bible, as soon as he shows a notarized letter from God, and each of the authors of the Bible, saying he can do so. Such a letter would also require a photo of Piers with each person who signed the permission letters.

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 28, 2012 6:23 am

If he can manage to do that, I will do whatever he says from that point on… #nevergonnahappenbutwouldliketoseehimtryandfail

JPTravis
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December 27, 2012 11:37 am

Did you notice that Mediaite capitalized “Constitution” but not “Bible?” What’s up with that?

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 27, 2012 2:09 pm

Well at least they still think the Constitution is important… but that waning rapidly.

Obviously what he is really saying is that he wants to amend G-d or change G-d’s views on things. That is not only arrogant but seriously deluded.

PsychoDad
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December 27, 2012 11:46 am

Just one more reason we “Hate The Media.”

/Betcha “koran” wouldn’t get by.

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