I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Michelle Lets Governors Gorge on 2,000 Calorie Dinner. As always with the Imelda Marxist . . . “Sacrifice for thee, not for me!”

Is IRS Targeting Obama’s Enemies? If you can’t beat them sick the IRS on them.

Shepard Fairey, the fellow who came up with those HOPE and CHANGE posters, lied in court about using an Associated Press photograph. The AP claimed Fairey used one of its photographs in creating the posters. Mr. Fairey sued, claiming he had used a different photograph, but later admitted that he had been mistaken and had tried to conceal his mistake by altering evidence. Nothing about these clowns is what it seems, not even their stinking posters.

PETA ‘killed more than 95 per cent of adoptable dogs and cats in its care last year’. “Despite its $37.4million budget, PETA employees make little effort to find homes for the thousands of animals they kill every year. Records from 2011 alone state that of the 1,992 cats and dogs received, 34 were transferred, and 24 were adopted.” At least a nice, warm fur coat would have given meaning to these animal’s lives. Oh, the hypocrisy. I’m sure each PETA member will also be voting for the Wall-Street-backed-Anti-Wall-Street-Candidate.

The Chart Barack Obama Doesn’t Want America To Know About. Anyone who claims the Obama recovery is a recovery is a fool. And you know what they say about a fool and his money (or in this case tax-dollars).

Obama Plays Race Card, Calls on Churches to Support Campaign. “Imagine if Paul campaign launched ‘Whites for Ron Paul?’” What happened to that separation of church and state liberals scream about all the time? Oh, sorry we forgot, rules only apply to conservatives.

A top Iranian military commander said that only burning the White House and hanging US commanders could remedy the pain caused to Muslims by the burning of Korans. We’ll take that as an “apology not accepted” then.

‘What would happen with a scarf over my face?’: Outrage of Fireman Sam creator detained and branded racist for innocent burqa joke at airport security. His next Fireman Sam book should be titled: Fireman Sam Gets Hosed by Airport Security.

Scientists taught monkeys the concept of money. Not long after, the first prostitute monkey appeared. Not long after that, the first monkey politicians appeared. Not long after that, the monkey economy suffered its first depression.

Solyndra’s abrupt closure threatens to leave behind an environmental mess. “In one picture, two large blue drums are filled with a black substance with no secure lids and covered instead with clear plastic wrap. Another photograph shows a yellow drum about the size of a large garbage can containing a yellow-brown gooey substance.” Not clean and green but dirty and yellow. No problem, the MSM’s memory hole is big enough to dump all this stuff into.

The “Peak Oil” concept is dead, so say the commodities team at Citigroup, and policy-makers would be wise to examine the trends they’ve identified. To find oil, ya gotta actually look for it. Who knew?

CA Dems push pension plan for nongovernment workers.“Senate Bill 1234, written by Sen. Kevin de León would require businesses with five or more employees to enroll them in a defined benefit program or to offer an alternative employer-sponsored plan.” Subtitled the “How to get businesses with 5 employees to fire one of them” bill.

Michelle Obama’s pitch: Share the wealth. Told to 300 rich people attending a fundraiser costing $300 to $10,000 who need to share their wealth to make sure her husband gets the deadbeat vote,

Barack Obama 2008 ad on Gas Prices. “We’ll ‘invest’ in alternative energy, create jobs and free ourselves from foreign oil.” One outta three is great in baseball (he “invested” lots in his cronies’ alternative energy ratholes) but now that we are looking back nostalgically at the $3.50 gas price he sneered at, we can see Barry’s game plan has been nothing but strikeouts.

Gibson Guitars still faces no charges, months after raid. “They’re guilty. Of nothing.” Oh, we wouldn’t say that – they’ve obviously displeased his majesty, King Putts, in some fashion or other. Off with their heads!

Va. legislator: Trans-vaginal ultrasound bill led to bedroom strikeout with wife. We think they need to change it to Intercontinental-vaginal, then Obama and the liberals will approve.

Hogs gone wild in Islamabad. If you don’t get a chuckle out of the idea that wild pigs are running rampant and threatening the human inhabitants of the capital of a Muslim country… you don’t have a sense of humor.

Lawyer: Lesbians’ assault on gay man can’t be hate crime. “The idea of trying to break down human beings into categories is doomed to failure.” To that we say ‘duh!’

Pelosi 2008: Bush to Blame for High Gas Prices; Pelosi 2012: Wall Street to Blame for High Gas Prices. Remember 10 years ago when the Democrats said it would take 10 years for new oil drilling activity to have any effect on gas prices? Nancy doesn’t.

Biden: “Americans are tired of being tired.” “It’s clear that the American people have decided it’s time to get up. They’re tired of being told that we’re in a long, slow drift.” An the best way to cope with that is to sit listening to a human sleeping pill, as the fellow in the video will attest.

Verizon drops Muslim cable channel A YEAR after owner beheaded his wife at TV studio. So, we have to wonder how long it would have taken them to drop a station owned by a Christian who merely insulted a Muslim?

Judge tosses charge against Muslim who allegedly attacked atheist for mocking Mohammed. An atheist in a Mohammed costume marching in a parade says he was attacked by a Muslim (see below) and the judge, a Muslim convert, dismissed the charge for “lack of evidence” and then lectured the victim, “But, see, Islam is not just a religion, it’s their culture, their culture.” Guess the atheists better stick to mocking religions that don’t have their own judges.

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Slovaks vote to name bridge Chuck Norris. One thing is for certain. This won’t be a draw bridge. Chuck always wins!

New York Times Columnist Mocks Romney: “Stick that in your magic underwear”. No doubt this fellow is just looking to smoke whatever it is that Romney is keeping in his ‘magic underwear’.

Bill Maher Gives $1 Million To Obama Super PAC. One percenter pays tribute to King Barry so that the wealth that gets spread won’t include his own.