I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Wait a minute, she said WHAT? Leana Wen, president of Planned Parenthood, in a tweet about migrant children being separated from their parents, said (and no, this is not a joke), “Forcibly removing a child from their parent or guardian can cause lifelong physical and emotional harm to the child’s well-being.”

Blackface governor’s wife hands out cotton to black students, tells them to imagine what it was like to be slaves. Democrats in Virginia cannot seem to stop stepping on their own… history. Like a TV sitcom, there’s a new episode every week.

Women may have to register for the draft as federal judge in Texas declares the all-male military draft to be unconstitutional. Be careful what you wish for.

Where’s Waldo? Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doesn’t seem to live in the congressional district she represents nor has she opened even a temporary district office there. Desperate constituents have resorted to leaving sticky notes on the door of the condo she claims as a residence–but neighbors say they’ve never seen her and the mailman says mail for the condo piles up for months before anyone shows up to collect it.

Gallup: Liberals outnumber conservatives in only 6 states. And now you know why Democrats always cheat to win elections. Without election fraud, the Democrat Party would be almost as fringe as the Libertarian Party.

Folsom Lake College calls police on cartoon drawing of frog. Spring is just around the corner, you know how we can tell? Because the snowflakes are melting. We would love to hear the recording of that 911 call:

“Hello, we have a crisis out here at the college. Somebody put a cartoon drawing of a frog on one of our bulletin boards.”

“Um, how is that a crisis, ma’am?”

“Well, we’ve heard the frog is a white supremacist.”

“The cartoon drawing? Of a frog? Is a white supremacist?”

“Yes, exactly.”

“Ma’am, are you high on something?”

Ocasio-Cortez thinks New York can now spend the $3 billion in tax breaks Amazon won’t be getting on something else. Seriously, that was not an easy headline to write. This woman is so other-worldly ignorant, encapsulating her stupidity in a headline is almost impossible. They should use her as inspiration to make another Dumb and Dumber movie: Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberest.