Andrew Bolt, one of our favorite Aussie bloggers, reveals that global warming skeptics recently had a very good day at the thoroughbred races Down Under.
Andrew Bolt, one of our favorite Aussie bloggers, reveals that global warming skeptics recently had a very good day at the thoroughbred races Down Under:
At Caulfield today ‘Global Warming’ came 8th in the 10 horse field.
At Murray Bridge today ‘Globalwarmnsceptic’ won and paid $4.40!
Al Gore was reportedly seen tossing away his losing tickets in the Caulfield parking lot while mumbling something about “How could this happen? I was so positive that Global Warming was a winner.”
H/T: Andrew Bolt
A long-shot filly named GlobalWarmnSceptic won the first race of her hopefully long and fruitful career by six lengths. She paid 7-1/2 to one.
You’d have made a small fortune if you’d been at the thoroughbred horse races in the lovely little town of Naracoorte, South Australia the other day. Because you would have mortgaged your house to get enough money to bet on one horse in the second race.
A long-shot filly named GlobalWarmnSceptic won the first race of her hopefully long and fruitful career by six lengths. She paid 7-1/2 to one.
The only way it could have been better is if the second place horse had been named Algore.
Go, Sceptic, go.
Source: Tim Blair
What do you expect when the headline to the story is, “South Carolina man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse.”
“There’s a lot of ridicule and jokes going around about this thing,” said Barbara Kenley, the owner of the horse.
C’mon, Barbara, what do you expect when the headline to the story is, “South Carolina man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse.”
We’ll start this off with a few punch lines. Feel free to add your own in the comments section.
Punch line #1: “Well, he always said he was a stud.”
Punch line #2: “Horry County? It happened in Horry County?”
Punch line #3: “The horse is in stable condition.”
Punch line #4: “You need to learn to listen. What I said was, ‘If you need sex that badly, find yourself some whores.'”
Punch line #5: This gives a whole new meaning to the term “jockeying for position.”
Punch line #6: That’s not what I meant, the riding instructor insisted, when I said, “Mount your horse.”
Your turn.
NOTE: The video clip has absolutely nothing to do with this story. But, it involves a man and a horse and makes us laugh.
Source: Associated Press
The democrats introduced a bill called the “Restore Our American Mustangs Act” (H.R.1018) that would create a brand spankin’ new $700 million entitlement program for wild horses.
It appears that the Democrats are planning ahead for the day when every man, woman and child in the United States is on welfare and they’re forced to broaden the safety net to include other critters.
They’ve introduced a bill called the “Restore Our American Mustangs Act” (H.R.1018) that would create a brand spankin’ new $700 million entitlement program for wild horses.
If passed, the ROAM Act will “invest” your 700 million taxpayer dollars by:
• Conducting a wild horse census every two years (ACORN will immediately form a new subsidiary called OATS to oversee the count)
• Providing “enhanced contraception” and birth control for the wild mustangs (We didn’t know that wild horses practiced contraception in the first place so we’re a bit baffled as to what “enhanced” contraception might be. Perhaps we’ll be supplying the mares with morning after pills and guaranteeing their right to choose)
• Supplying $5 million to repair the damage the horses inflict upon the land (If you were a landlord and the horses were tenants, you’d evict them)
• Designating an additional 19 million acres of public and private land as wild horse habitat (If we understand this correctly, they damage the land so we’re going to supply them with 19 million more acres to damage)
• Mandating that government bureaucrats conduct home inspections before Americans can adopt the wild mustangs (At long last Madonna and Angelina will be able to stop adopting African horses)
The Mr. Ed theme song says, “A horse is a horse, of course, of course.”
The corollary is that “A horse’s ass is a horse’s ass, and we hope this will never pass.”
Source: HotAir.com
A former New York City police detective who is now a TV news reporter for Fox affiliate WNYW was charged with DUI after his car crashed into a police horse on Monday night.
Police reported that 60-year-old Michael Sheehan refused a breathalyzer test which resulted in the automatic suspension of his license.
Thomas Monaghan, Sheehan’s attorney, said police had the story backwards and that the horse had actually slammed into Sheehan’s car and “not the other way around.”
Damn lying horses.
Source: WCBS-TV
