Tag: suicide bomber

Palestinian women break through the glass ceiling, now accepted as suicide bombers

If only oppressed, downtrodden American women had the kind of equal rights that Muslim women have. Why, that would be a perfect world.

If only oppressed, downtrodden American women had the kind of equal rights that Muslim women have. Why, that would be a perfect world. A heaven on earth. A paradise where … what’s that? They get to blow themselves up? Never mind.

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Congratulations, Palestinian women! You live in a society where you're considered equal to lunatics!

MEMRI has the explosive details:

Hamas Minister of Women’s Affairs Jamila Al-Shanti: “Palestinian society is, by nature, a society of resistance. Resistance does not mean only the bearing of arms. The people who aid those who bear arms are sometimes even stronger than them. The [Palestinian] woman is the wife of a resistance fighter, or the mother of resistance fighters, or else she herself is on the frontline, or she opens her home to resistance fighters. She is capable of doing everything. During the incursions [into Gaza], the women fought in every way possible. They confronted the tanks, they confronted the Zionist enemy.

“All means of resistance are available to women. In addition, we have a long list of female martyrdom-seekers. Need I say more? If you do the math, the number of male martyrdom-seekers is twice the number of female martyrdom-seekers. So the number of female martyrdom seekers is hardly insignificant.

“What does the number of martyrdom women tell us? It means that the women have not left the dangerous places. The women who live along the border did not leave their homes. They say: ‘The resistance is here. If I leave, the Zionist enemy will be able to isolate the resistance fighters.’ So the women remained in their homes, and serve as shields for these fighters.

“Resistance consists of many things, one of which is the bearing of arms – and women bear arms as well. The women are at the service of the military operations and the resistance. There is no realm to which they are denied entry.”

But what about abortions? Can Palestinian women get unrestricted abortions? Because that’s the true sign of an advanced society.

Oh, wait. We forgot that they also send children out as suicide bombers.

Or as liberals call it, retroactive abortion.

Source: MEMRI

Al-Qaeda Cosmo: New magazine offers beauty, fashion and suicide bombing advice for jihadi ladies

This is too bizarre to be believed, but we’re assured that it’s true. Al-Qaeda now publishes a women’s magazine that offers beauty, fashion and suicide bombing tips.

This is too bizarre to be believed, but we’re assured that it’s true. Al-Qaeda now publishes a women’s magazine that offers beauty, fashion and suicide bombing tips.

We couldn’t make up something this bizarre if our lives depended on it. And they may.

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al-Qaeda Cosmo: Think about a subscription for the jihadi lady in your life

The Daily Mail UK has the publishing particulars:

Dubbed ‘Jihad Cosmo’, the glossy magazine’s front cover features the barrel of a sub-machine gun next to a picture a woman in a veil.

There are exclusive interviews with martyrs’ wives, who praise their husbands’ decisions to die in suicide attacks.

The slick, 31-page Al-Shamikha magazine – meaning The Majestic Woman – has advice for singletons on ‘marrying a mujahideen’.

Readers are told it is their duty to raise children to be mujahideen ready for jihad.

And the ‘beauty column’ instructs women to stay indoors with their faces covered to keep a ‘clear complexion’.

They should ‘not go out except when necessary’ and wear a niqab for ‘rewards by complying with the command of Allah Almighty’.

… A trailer for the next issue promises tips on skin care – and how to wage electronic jihad.

We have no smart ass closing line for this story. We are mute with amazement.

Source: Daily Mail UK

Joke of the Day: A guy walks into an adult store

A guy walks into an adult store and says he’d like to buy an inflatable doll. “I need to ask you a few questions first,” the guy behind the counter says. “Male or female?”

Super sexy inflatable Fatima now just $39.95 plus tax
Super sexy inflatable Fatima now just $39.95 plus tax

A guy walks into an adult store and says he’d like to buy an inflatable doll.

“I need to ask you a few questions first,” the guy behind the counter says. “Male or female?”

“Female,” the customer says.

“Black or white?” the clerk asks.

“White,” says the customer.

“Christian or Muslim?”

The annoyed customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”

“Very simple,” the clerk says. “The Muslim one blows itself up.”

Understand what we’re dealing with: Iraqi terrorist mom blows up herself and her child in food line

How does a terrorist mother choose which child to take to Paradise?
How does a terrorist mother choose which child to take to Paradise?
According to the old saying, there are none so blind as those who will not see. And according to the new saying, there are none so nuts as those who will blow up their own children.

In this case, the left is blind. Because they refuse to see the insanity that guides our enemies.

Here’s how Jonathan Kay describes it in Canada’s National Post:

Having spent this morning catching up on my weekend reading, I came across this Page 4 article from Friday’s New York Times. Here’s the lead paragraph: “BAGHDAD — At least 80 people died and 120 others were injured Thursday in three bombings, one by a female suicide bomber in Baghdad who, Iraqi officials said, held a young child’s hand as she set off her explosives among a group of women and children receiving emergency food aid.”

We think this is one of the moderate terrorists President Obama wants to negotiate with. had she been one of the extremists she would have blown up her whole family.

Good luck with that strategy, President Obama.

Source: National Post

Idiot Jihadist stuffs bomb in false leg, detonates it, only kills himself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCi5sHRE2mY

Let’s subtitle this story “The extremist who was missing an extremity.”

This genius Afghani jihadist crammed his artificial leg full of explosives, then detonated it inside a provincial governor’s compound. The good news is that this suicide bomber truly was a suicide bomber, because he was the only one to die in the explosion.

Here are more hilarious details from Afghanistan:

The bomber hobbled into the heavily guarded compound of the governor in the western city of Herat and exploded his bombs after police fired at him, deputy provincial police chief Delawar Shah Delawar said.

“Today a suicide attacker, a disabled man who placed his bombs in his artificial leg, was able to enter the governor’s compound. He exploded himself after our police fired at him,” he said.

The report continues:

Chief Delawar said intelligence reports tipped off authorities about a possible suicide attack on the compound, which houses the provincial governor and other government entities.

The blast took place about 500m from the governor’s office.

The explosion shattered windows and scattered body parts of the attacker, including shards of his artificial leg, an AFP reporter said.

In honor of this peglegged lunatic, we present you with ZZ Top’s big hit “Legs.” On one hand, it features a scantily-clad Carmen Electra dancing, which should horrify all good jihadists. On the other hand, the two bearded members of ZZ Top look as if they should be hiding in a cave with Osama bin Laden, which should mollify them.

We take great pleasure in thinking about how conflicted IslamoFascists will be when they watch the video.

Source: InfidelsAreCool.com

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