Joke of the Day: A guy walks into an adult store

by editor on December 10, 2009

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A guy walks into an adult store and says he’d like to buy an inflatable doll.

“I need to ask you a few questions first,” the guy behind the counter says. “Male or female?”

“Female,” the customer says.

“Black or white?” the clerk asks.

“White,” says the customer.

“Christian or Muslim?”

The annoyed customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”

“Very simple,” the clerk says. “The Muslim one blows itself up.”

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The Obumbly Obomster
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The Obumbly Obomster

Great joke. Great joke. I’m laughing my ass off right now.

matthew s harrison
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matthew s harrison

Ohhhhhhh the humanity!