Chicago-Area County Commissioner Wants UN To Help Combat City’s Violence. It looks like Cook County Commissioner Richard Boykin wants the crime rate in Chicago to continue to rise. At least the blue helmets will make it easier to find the perps.
Chris Matthews next on the list
Chris Matthews next on the list. MSNBC paid a $40,000 settlement to a woman after she claimed Matthews sexually harassed her. Which surprises us. That it was a woman.
California turns out to be a sanctuary state for pervy politicians: Paid out $600,000 in sexual harassment settlements
California turns out to be a sanctuary state for pervy politicians: Paid out $600,000 in sexual harassment settlements. Again, the taxpayers who pay for this are shut out from knowing who can’t keep their dick in their pants.
Trump Admin To Remove Climate Change From List Of National Security Threats
Trump Admin To Remove Climate Change From List Of National Security Threats. More Trump derangement syndrome is on the way. Al Gore should be declaring climate jihad against Trump any moment now.
Women Complain About Democratic State Senator Nicknamed ‘Huggy Bear’
Women Complain About Democratic State Senator Nicknamed ‘Huggy Bear.’ Yes folks, we have another winner in the “How Screwed Up is California Contest.” Maybe there’s finally a way to get rid of the Democrats in Sacramento. Hoisted by their own petards weiners.
Secrets the FBI Shouldn’t Keep
Secrets the FBI Shouldn’t Keep. Yes, you read right, Comey was being investigated for violating the Hatch Act and the FBI kept it from Congress.
In November 2016, the Office of Special Counsel—a federal agency that polices personnel practices and is distinct from the Mueller probe—began investigating whether former FBI Director Jim Comey violated the Hatch Act, which restricts political activity by executive-branch officials, while investigating Hillary Clinton’s private server. T
Sutherland Springs family sues store where shooter bought gun, seeking $25M in damages
Sutherland Springs family sues store where shooter bought gun, seeking $25M in damages. Yes that’s right. The US Air Force screwed up and didn’t report the shooter to the FBI database, which allowed him to buy guns, legally as far as the store and the FBI knew. But let’s sue the store cuz stupid. Hopefully they’ll get judge who will toss this out of court.
Hackers demand ransom for California voter database
Hackers demand ransom for California voter database. Yeah, the ‘Crazy Train to Nowhere’ and illegal aliens are more important than infrastructure or protecting data. California is now so FUBAR you can write about it constantly and never run out of the stupid stuff they do in Sacramento.
California’s Lt. Governor goes off deep end says he’s coming for our guns
California’s Lt. Governor goes off deep end says he’s coming for our guns. Lt. Governor Dipstick gets owned on Twitter. More fun replies at the link.
I have a message for idiots:: CRIMINALS DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR LAWS. whys that such a hard concept for so many? Heroins illegal and we have an epidemic of heroin abuse. God, we need smarter people in this country.
— Leah Davidson (@leahdavidson33) December 14, 2017
Prominent lawyer sought donor cash for two Trump accusers
Prominent lawyer sought donor cash for two Trump accusers. Guess who? Gloria Allred’s daughter Lisa Bloom. It appears we have a new take on pay to lie play.
Kansas Dem Andrea Ramsey, accused of sexual harassment, will drop out of US House race
Kansas Dem Andrea Ramsey, accused of sexual harassment, will drop out of US House race. We guess double turnabout is fair play. It’s a woman and a Democrat. Perhaps a few more of these and the Dems will find a new playbook for elections.
Former Planned Parenthood VP Will Replace Al Franken
Former Planned Parenthood VP Will Replace Al Franken: From babe groper to baby killer; now that’s progressive!
Politico reporter has SCOOP about Donald Trump Jr
Politico reporter has SCOOP about Donald Trump, Jr.! This is HUGE! Allegedly, Donald Jr. called a woman a bitch and used the F word. In pre-school. When he was three years old.
FCC votes to end net neutrality
FCC votes to end internet neutrality. Think your cable TV bill is bad? Get ready to bend forward some more.
UK built wall to keep out illegal immigrants
UK built a wall to keep out illegal immigrants… but the wall has unlocked doors in it. So illegals simply open the doors and jump on passing trucks like they always have.
The Four Congressmen Remaining In Congress Despite Sexual Misconduct Accusations
The Four Congressmen Remaining In Congress Despite Sexual Misconduct Accusations. Funny how the Democrats and some Republicans screamed and moaned about Roy Moore and now we have crickets. We also still don’t have a list of who that $17 million sexual harassment slush fund paid out for.
Los Angeles city councilman wants shelter dogs on vegan diet
Los Angeles city councilman wants shelter dogs on vegan diet. Liberalism. It’s a mental disease.
USA Today calls Trump unfit to clean Obama toilets
USA Today calls Trump unfit to clean Obama’s toilets. And yet the media still can’t figure out why nobody respects them.
Roy Moore loses Alabama Senate election
Roy Moore loses Alabama Senate election. Chalk one up for Deep State and the GOPe. McConnell must have shot the wad in his undies.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Owns CNN’s Jim Acosta at Today’s Press Briefing
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Owns CNN’s Jim Acosta at Today’s Press Briefing After He Sexually Harasses Her. Note: In this instance we are using the progressive definition of “sexual harassment”
Flashback: Gillibrand and other pro-Dealers got Iran cash
Flashback: Gillibrand and other pro-Dealers got Iran cash Looks like Trump was right. She will do anything for money.
Marie Harf: Innuendo’ Toward Gillibrand Must Be Condemned
Innuendo’ Toward Gillibrand Must Be Condemned: So now it is officially sexist for Trump to treat a woman the exact same way he treats men. A take so hot it could only have been brought to you by the same idiot that complained we weren’t giving enough job training to ISIS.
CNN walking back another story
CNN walking back another story. Maybe, to save time, CNN should just issue a warning at the top of every hour: “Everything we say is pure fiction invented with the intention of hurting conservatives and helping Democrats. We are not journalists, we don’t hire journalists, we don’t pretend to be journalists, we are simply asses who get to be on TV.”
Man takes revenge on package thieves with trap that sets off 12-gauge shotgun blanks
Man takes revenge on package thieves with trap that sets off 12-gauge shotgun blanks. Taking dog poop in a box to a new level.
Another foot washes ashore in British Columbia
Another foot washes ashore in British Columbia. This is the 13th so far. IHTM as a theory: this is what happens when you switch to the metric system… nobody uses feet anymore.
