Tag: Whoopi Goldberg

Whoopi Goldberg looking forward to her next TSA enhanced pat down

In this clip, The View’s Whoopi Goldberg tells Fox News’ Mike Huckabee that the times in which we live warrant the “police state” security measures we now face at airports across the nation.

Whoopie Goldberg meets Mike Huckabee. What could go wrong?

In this clip, The View’s Whoopi Goldberg tells Fox News’ Mike Huckabee that the times in which we live warrant the “police state” security measures we now face at airports across the nation.

“No, it’s not comfortable and it’s not the way I would like to live,” Goldberg said, “but if it’s going to keep me from getting blown out of the sky, you can check anything you want. And if you feel something you like and squeeze it, what am I going to do?”

Suddenly, we’re viewing this thing from a completely different perspective.

Any TSA agent who has to feel Whoopi Goldberg’s nether regions deserves hazard pay, not condemnation.

It’s just too horrible to imagine.

Didn’t see this one coming: Whoopi Goldberg says Mel Gibson’s not a racist

Whoopi Goldberg, usually the first person to cry racism and the last person we’d ever expect to defend Gibson, did exactly that.

As you’ve surely heard, Mel Gibson stuck his big, fat Aussie foot in his mouth again when he said that the mother of his latest child dressed like a tramp and that her choice of clothing would cause her to get “raped by a gang of niggers.”

Whoopi Goldberg, usually the first person to cry racism and the last person we’d ever expect to defend Gibson, did exactly that.

We’re speechless.

Too bad Mel wasn’t.

If you were a tree, what kind of grade would you give yourself?

The View’s Barbara Walters gets things going by suggesting that Barack Obama should have had the common sense not to answer the question when Oprah asked hm to grade his performance.

The gals on the View discuss Oprah Winfrey’s White House interview of Barack Obama. What could go wrong?

Barbara Walters gets things going by suggesting that Barack Obama should have had the common sense not to answer the question when Oprah asked him to grade his performance.

Not to be outdone, Joy Behar rushes to Obama’s defense by pointing out that he was once a professor and it’s just second nature for him to hand out grades.

Then Whoopi Goldberg jumped in to put all the blame on Oprah and to say it it wasn’t the answer that was dopey, it was the question.

The brain power on this panel couldn’t light up one of those new fangled energy efficient bulbs.

Source: Hot Air

Joy Behar sees racism in “Black Friday.” Can “White Christmas” be far behind?

We’re not sure what’s worse about this video clip. Was it Joy Behar questioning the hidden racist meaning in the term “Black Friday” or Whoppi Goldberg revealing that she was “going commando”?

We’re not sure what’s worse about this video clip. Was it Joy Behar questioning the hidden racist meaning in the term “Black Friday” or Whoppi Goldberg revealing that she was “going commando”?

Here. Read the dialogue while we recover from that thought.

Goldberg: Oh, hello and welcome to ‘The View.’ Today is Black Friday, all day long. And I’m going to stay black all day because of it. 

Behar: Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday? 

Goldberg: Well, I would have called it African American Friday, but that’s taking something away from it.

Behar: But there’s a negative connotation to it? Or does it mean something else?

Goldberg: No, it’s like when you make all the money – you’re in the black. 

Behar: So it’s positive? 

Goldberg: Yeah. It’s in the black, so it’s a huge great thing. 

Behar: A lot of times, like blackmail is negative, black sheep.

Goldberg: Black people. 

Behar: No, not black people. 

Goldberg: But it used to be, it used to be.

Believe it or not, that was the intellectual part of the conversation. It degenerated from there. Rapidly.

– Written by Patrick Michael

Good news for Roman Polanski: Whoopi Goldberg says he may be guilty of rape, but it wasn’t rape rape

“I know it wasn’t rape rape. It was something else, but I don’t believe it was rape rape … When we’re talking about what someone did, and what they were charged with, we have to say what it actually was, not what we think it was.”

“I know it wasn’t rape rape. It was something else, but I don’t believe it was rape rape … When we’re talking about what someone did, and what they were charged with, we have to say what it actually was, not what we think it was.”

In related news, we believe Whoopi is a moron, but not moron moron.

Joy Behar is an incoherent plagarist. Whoopi Goldberg says, “Hey, that’s my job.”

On Thursday, February 5, Time Magazine said Republican critics of the President’s “stimulus” plan are like the geese that caused the crash of US Airways Flight 1549.

“It’s hard to take Republican leaders too seriously when they criticize the recovery plans for the economy; it’s sort of like those geese criticizing the evacuation plans for US Airways Flight 1549.”

On Tuesday, February 10, Joy Behar, one of the harpies on ABC’s The View, liked the line so much that she decided to “borrow” it. Problem is, Behar delivered her version of the line almost incoherently.

“You know, Obama’s like that pilot Sullenberg…berger, who, you know, and the Republicans are like the geese that flew into the, you know, it’s like they’re stopping the plane.”

Hard to believe that someone paid to express her opinions expresses them so poorly.

See what we mean on the video.

“Nastiest human being ever” defends Christian Bale

Whoopi Goldberg, one of the loose cannons on ABC’s The View, has come to the defense of Christian Bale after his obscenity-laden recording surfaced on the internet.

“We don’t know if this (incident happened) at the end of the day, we don’t know how many hours (he had) been working,” Goldberg said. “It’s tough. I know it sounds ridiculous, but I too have gone off on people, because if you’re a professional, you know what you’re not supposed to do.”

Far be it from us to inject a personal note, but IHateTheMedia.com has a very good friend who worked with Goldberg on a project several years ago. He said, and we quote, “Whoopi Goldberg is the nastiest human being I’ve ever met.”

Unfortunately, that seems to make her the perfect character reference for Bale.

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