General Electric to investors: Obamacare is hurting our medical business. “I think there’s still a lot of uncertainty in health care and we’ll just have to see that over time.” Irony alert – GE once owned NBC, CNBC and MSNBC, all of which certainly loved ObamaCare back in the day, and still do.
Holder cancels speech, appearance in OKC amid angry protests. Learning from the Left.
Conservative Politicians and Pundits React to Bundy’s ‘Negro’ Remarks. It appears Cliven Bundy may be related to Al Bundy. Mr. Bundy has shot himself in the foot and turned a range war into a race war. All the politicians and news people who supported him are diving into their foxholes.
Cost of Obama’s student aid scheme skyrockets. “…prompting all kinds of scams, including, naturally, moves by schools to raise tuitions since students can more easily have taxpayers help foot the bill for their education.” If there are any taxpayers left after he gets thru pivoting to the economy…
44,000 people registered to vote in both Virginia and Maryland. When they’re done checking other neighboring states and the District of Columbia, God alone knows how many double voters they will find. It’s like the whole area is a giant cesspool of fraud… what a surprise.
Obama hires top criminal defense attorney. “Neil Eggleston is not a political legal wonk. He is, first and foremost, a man who is called to protect politicians and/or administrations who find themselves in serious legal difficulties.” Maybe he’s worried Putin’s going to sue him or something.
It’s official: Obama most divisive president ever. The money quote from Gallup:
“Obama is on course to have the most politically polarized approval ratings of any president, with an average 69-point gap during his presidency, a full eight points higher than was the case with Bush.”
House committee begins impeachment proceedings against Nixon. C’mon, how could we resist posting that headline?
Four Alabama counties have more active registered voters than adult residents. And here’s an odd coincidence (probably just a statistical fluke): all four counties went heavily for Obama in the 2012 election.
Benghazi attack could have been prevented if US hadn’t ‘switched sides in the War on Terror’ and allowed $500 MILLION of weapons to reach al-Qaeda militants, reveals damning report. Here’s a Hillary accomplishment! I wonder why the DNC isn’t touting it?
Kerry: Climate Change “forcing farmers out of business and driving up grocery bills”. “We’re increasingly seeing events like those that scientists have long predicted.” He sees monsters under the beds in his yachts’ staterooms as well. Good grief.
Audit revealed IRS paid bonuses to employees who were in trouble over tax issues themselves. It’s consistent with gubbermint policy as long as the recipients are all Democrats…
Illinois: Taxpayers spent $12 million on Medicaid for dead people. Well, the deceased are a pretty reliable voting bloc there.
John Kerry: Let’s face it, things were simpler during the Cold War. Yeah, well things do seem a lot harder when you don’t know what the hell you’re doing.
AP reporter to State Dep’t spokesman: Seriously, can you identify a single accomplishment since 2010? Accomplishments? For one thing, Hillary succeeded in making one obscure YouTube videographer famous!
Obama will burn more than 35,000 gallons of fuel on Earth Day, emitting 375 TONS of carbon dioxide. “‘Earth Day is about taking action!” I’ll say… that’s almost as much toxic gas as he emits during one of his speeches.
Chinese citizens rise up, beat government bureaucrats bloody. Question of the month: what do Nevada cattle ranchers and Wenzhou City street vendors have in common?
Seventy two people killed resisting gun confiscation in Boston. “National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed on April 19 by elements of a para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw.” (April 19, 1775.)
Sierra Club top officials promote fuel efficiency, but drive gas-guzzling Jaguars. We suggest they change it from the Sierra Club to the Sanctimonious Club. Let’s not forget that sanctimonious bunch at the EPA either, flying around in jets for Earth Day.
Marines looking for a few good actors to play terrorists in training exercises. There’s a whole bunch in GITMO. We suggest all exercises be live fire.
Warning: your tax preparer might be selling insurance on commission. Preparers who sign up to be Certified Enrollment Entities for Obamacare get $58 every time they talk some sucker into signing up, plus $25 each year when they renew. It’s like a permanent annuity if they sign up a person who renews dependably. So when it comes to advising clients about whether to buy Obamacare, what are the chances you will get objective advice?
For $20,000 you can attend church with Jimmy Carter. If you think it’s less than classy to support a political campaign by selling tickets to God’s house on the Sabbath, wait ’til you see the peanut shells they throw on the floor.