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How it Starts: Sharia Court Allowed in Muslim Community in Dallas, TX. You have to wonder what’s wrong with the wingnuts who run Dallas to let this happen.

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‘We will cut off your head in the White House’: ISIS threatens to behead Obama and turn the U.S. into a ‘Muslim province’ in new execution video. Wouldn’t beheading Obama be redundant?

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Seattle to Fine Residents for Throwing Food in the Garbage. We surmise that next up will be Seattle’s TP Cam in your toilet that will monitor how many sheets of TP you use and publish a picture of your butt if you use too many. The greentards never cease to amaze.

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Bill Nye: Americans Should ‘Give A F*ck’ About Climate Change, Not DeflateGate. Frankly, we’re amazed he didn’t blame ball deflation on global warming.

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General tells Senators al-Qaeda has “grown fourfold in the last five years.” Hmm, what was it Obama said in his State of the Union Address last year?

“Today, the organization that attacked us on 9/11 is a shadow of its former self.” -February 12, 2013

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Meet the nominee for Physician General of Pennsylvania. It’s a guy who decided in middle age that he’s a woman and now calls himself Rachel Levine. The new progressive governor thinks this is the person who can “treat teens with medical and psychological problems…”

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Obama State Department financing election campaign against Netanyahu in Israel. Not only does that violate U.S. law, we’re pretty sure it’s not kosher in Israel either.

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Alabama secedes from the Union again. Alabama’s Supreme Court Chief Justice sent a letter to the governor urging him to join with state courts in ignoring last week’s federal court decision which struck down the state constitutional ban on same-sex marriage.

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White House Suggests Combating Deficit with More Spending. Tell them to send IHTM about $300,000,000 and we’ll spend like drunken sailors congress.

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Feinstein Disputes CIA Report on Spying on Senate. Bitchy old hypocrite.

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Lena Dunham Skewers “Puritanical” USA. But don’t take our word for it:

“In some ways America is at its most puritanical,” Lena Dunham said Saturday at the Sundance Film Festival’s Power of Story: Serious Ladies panel when addressing some of the reaction she and her HBO show has received. “The fact is people are forgetting that humor is a tool for debate,” she added. “That boycott, censorship, shut ‘em down approach to humor shows a very basic lack of understanding of what humor can do for us culturally and what it has always done,” Dunham said to applause.

You might think that after getting caught fabricating details of a possible rape (and let us be clear, the fact that she is a proven liar cannot be used to conclude that a crime did not occur) and allowing an innocent man to stand accused of that heinous act (for, it would seem, little other reason than he is a Republican) proto child molester Lena Dunham would refrain from maligning others for the puritanical devotion to correct-think that her camp is so thoroughly and demonstrably guilty of. But no, Dunham has instead decided to double down on the deceit. Likely because when you’ve the misfortune of not only being a narcissist but a narcissist with her particular set of unfortunate circumstances you’ll take the attention any way you can.

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Cuban Youth Build Secret Computer Network Despite Wi-Fi Ban Wireles Fidelity to trump Fidel or You can’t stop the signal, Mal.

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Greek Leftist Tsipras Scores Victory Over “Austerity”: The wolves have decided on lunch again. And it looks as though lamb is back on the menu.

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Christie Launches PAC In Significant Step Toward White House Run: Quick, somebody distract this guy with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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Oxford University Press bans any mention of pigs in children’s books. Ditto for sausages and other pork-related words. Ostensibly, the publisher doesn’t want to offend “Jews and Muslims” but we all know who they’re really worried about offending… and it ain’t Jews.

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BBC executive says Charlie Hebdo killers should not be called terrorists. Tarik Kafala, head of BBC Arabic, said the term ‘terrorist’ is too “loaded” and “value-laden.” A member of the House of Lords called the BBC “mad as rats” and said the only things loaded were the terrorists’ weapons.

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Those new jobs Obama is always bragging about? They’re all in Texas.

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Debt-Laden Greece Hands Control to the Far Left. Eleventy!

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Medicare Won’t Pay Fees for Services Next Year. Who needs death panels? Just cut care for old people!

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Obama Plays Race Card in Final Speech of India Visit: “I’ve Been Treated Differently” (Video). Class act we have for a president. Perhaps he should dispatch Jessie and Al to India immediately.

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Foreign Firm Funding U.S. Green Groups Tied to State-Owned Russian Oil Company. One of the many reasons we call them greentards.

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Michael Moore and Seth Rogen banned from Michigan restaurant over ‘Sniper’ comments. We’d pay to see the expression on Moore’s face and chins if he was denied service.

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Death toll from GM ignition switches rises to at least 50. If you shot 50 people you’d get life without parole or the death penalty (depending upon what state you were in). Death by Government Motors ignition switches requires no such penalty.

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Phone Company ‘Outraged’ By Fraud, Abuse In ‘Obamaphone’ Program. CBS Denver figures out what IHTM did almost 6 years ago. Way to go geniuses!

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New Report: Deficit Will Exceed $1 Trillion Before Decade’s End. If you like your low deficit you can keep your low deficit. Uh huh.

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