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Obama to Black Youth: Nothing Wrong with “Acting White.” Well, we hate to admit it, but Obama finally got one right.

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Fox News Poll: 58 percent say Obama administration incompetent at managing gov’t. 42% to effing dumb to get it.

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Arizona Inmate Was ‘Alive’ and ‘Gasping’ for Air More Than One Hour Into Execution, His Lawyers Say. Perhaps they should give the executioner a pistol and if the drugs don’t work right they can just blow the executionee’s brains out and get it over with. As per usual, not one thought about the person(s) murdered or their families.

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Report: Montana Sen. John Walsh plagiarized thesis. USA Today should expect a bitch-slap from the DNC any minute now.

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Darth Vader is polling higher than all potential 2016 presidential candidates. Evidently the country wants a president who doesn’t wear mom jeans and throws like a girl.


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Tale of the Tapes: IRS head confirms investigators have found backup tapes in Lerner probe. In this case “reviewing” sounds like special double secret code for “edit.”

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130 Environmental Groups Call For An End To Capitalism. We wonder of they voted while they were waiting in line for bread at the local Venezuelan grocery store?

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BIDEN: ‘BUSINESSES ARE HIRING AT HISTORIC RATES.’ In other news, pigs are flying, money trees are sprouting and Lois Lerner’s emails were found intact.

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Kerry, Aides Undergo Metal Detector Screening Before Meeting With Egyptian President. Alleged to have all said they haven’t had that much fun since their last group prostate examination.

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U.S. Navy admiral says he’s open to idea of giving Chinese Navy tour of carrier. Hey! Let’s let the Chinese tour the CIA while we’re at it! How this guy ever rose above being a Head Technician 1 is beyond us.

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Republicans launch campaign to #FireReid. We feel this is merely an exercise in RINO futility. First they should #FireRINOs.

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Guy builds biggest fart machine ever to fart at France with it. Sounds like a real gas to us. In France they’ll be saying “qui a coupé le fromage?”

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Madeleine Albright: Hamas putting civilians in line of fire hurts Israel’s ‘moral authority.’ So who votes for Alzheimer’s and who votes for Dementia? One thing for certain, CNN must be desperate to get someone who agrees with the party lie.

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Beretta to move manufacturing jobs out of Maryland, blames state gun laws. This is glorious day for the Communist-Democrat State of Maryland. No more nasty guns being made in our glorious state! What? No tax revenue? No jobs? More people on unemployment? Thugs will still get illegal firearms? Glorious!

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Obama arriving in Bay Area on Tuesday for Democratic fundraiser. Crises in Israel, Ukraine, Flight 777, Boko Haram and Iraq. Nothing to worry about here, let’s go fundraising!

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Anderson Cooper accidentally admits TWA Flight 800 was shot down. Then, a half hour later, his bosses at the Clinton News Network made him retract the admission.

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Merriam-Webster’s Definition Of “Bigotry” Lists “Conservatism” As A Related Word Want to guess what we’ll be using for starting the fireplace this winter?

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Peer-reviewed paper: lying about Global Warming is okay. Because it furthers the proper agenda, don’t you see? The interesting thing is the admission that climate scientists are lying.

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White House To Ignore Court Ruling, Keep Handing Out Obamacare Subsidies. When did we elect a king? Boehener? Boehner?

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Another financial services executive dies mysteriously. This time it’s 39-year-old Nicholas Valtz of Goldman Sachs, found floating off the coast of Long Island still attached to his kiteboard. These guys are dropping like flies – this is the 15th weird death in recent months.

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University of Wisconsin mulling “diversity-based grading.” To hell with scholarship and the acquisition of knowledge, we can’t let Asian kids monopolize all the As in the math courses, right? Silver lining: if the university is consistent, we expect to see a 5’3″ Cambodian on the basketball team this winter.

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Your ♡bamaCare!!! Fail of the Day. We can’t wait until Obama reads about this in the newspaper.

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Ted Nugent concert canceled at Native American casino. It appears Native Americans are just as racist. We hope the entire state of Idaho boycotts this place until they have Ted play.

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Bill Clinton ‘has a busty blond mistress nicknamed “Energizer” by his Secret Service detail who work to hide the woman from Hillary.’ Silly wabbit! Trix are for Bill!

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Watch How Jackson Police React When a Man Starts Dismantling a Pro-Life Display: ‘Are You Gonna Allow Someone to Just Walk Away With Our Property?’ So why didn’t the cops do anything but stand there looking stupid? Looks like a job for the Southern Poverty Law Center or the ACLU! 1st Amendment rights were violated! Yeah right.

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