Democrats plan all-night “talkathon” on climate change. “The Democratic effort is cause for some confusion because these senators are calling for action in a chamber they control but without any specific legislation to offer up for a vote, or any timetable for action this year.” It’s a new low in transparent manipulation, even for these people.
WATCH: Palin Puts Twist on Dr. Seuss to Denounce Obamacare, Cronyism. Sarah Palin is no ditz she merely tells it like it is. McRino and Rove they need to go, or the next election they will blow.
Kerry urges US envoys to make climate change a priority. Remember the bad old days when the Secretary of State’s priority was trivial stuff like foreign policy? Let us Putin this another way: if the US doesn’t take its foreign policy seriously, no one else
DHS tells American border guards to run away from illegal immigrants hurling rocks at them, fleeing in vehicles. DHS should just start hiring French Border Patrol Agents and this will happen naturally.
IRS caves on Lois Lerner documents. “If there’s not a Holy Grail email in this round of documents, then we’re not going to find it.” We’d have more confidence Congress is getting everything if the data had been released by a 3rd party, a la the Climategate or NSA stuff. Unless they’re slow Lerners, 8 months of stonewalling is plenty of time for IRS bureaucrats to dispose of anything really incriminating.
Cadillac celebrates American dream – Huffington Post hates it. HuffPo calls Cadillac’s new commercial “a completely shameless celebration of our work-hard-buy-more culture, with a blanket dismissal of ‘other countries’ and their laziness tossed in for good measure.” Hmm, sounds like good stuff.
Juan Williams: Treatment of Condi Rice by Rutgers a hateful liberal double standard for black conservatives. “Black Americans must be obedient liberals on all things or risk being called a race traitor or an Uncle Tom.” Juan, they don’t even have to get off a plane, they just gotta say “I’m not voting Democrat.”
Western countries alarmed as Libya slides towards chaos. “…the oil-rich North African state is struggling to contain violence between rival forces, with Islamist militants gaining an ever-stronger grip on the south of the country.” Don’t worry, Bammers has a plan to cope for this – he’s planning to golf in Hawaii again.
Obama misspells “respect” while honoring Aretha Franklin, CNN covers for him. Ashley Banfield said Obama just “wanted to throw us all, see if we were actually all paying attention.” No, the reality is Putin is playing 11-dimensional chess while Obama is just trying to spell.
We know about the Irish roots… apparently Obama has Welsh roots, too. Or maybe he just forgot he bet Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper two cases of beer on the U.S.-Canada Olympic hockey games – yeah, maybe that’s why he hasn’t paid up. He has a lot on his mind after all, what with another exhausting vacation trip this weekend.
CBS & ABC haven’t talked to a Global Warming skeptic in almost four years. 1,391 days and 1,383 days respectively, to be exact. Meanwhile, climate alarmists are showcased regularly. (NBC is more balanced – they had a skeptic on The Today Show just 298 days ago.)
Obama calls Putin to offer Russia a ‘way out’ of Ukraine crisis after he ordered first sanctions on Moscow. This is like British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain offering Hitler a way out before WWII. Comedy gold.
DNC attendees can’t name a single Hillary accomplishment. What difference does it make?
Health insurance marketplaces signing up few uninsured Americans, surveys say. “[New surveys]…suggest that just one in 10 uninsured people who qualify for private health plans through the new marketplace have signed up for one…” More here. With 3 weeks to go, ObamaCare is nearly shovel-ready.
From sea to shining sea, kids fleeing Michelle’s school lunch program. And there are long-range consequences, too: “The most damaging result will be a generation of kids who equate healthy food with lousy taste.”
Nearly 10,000 Las Vegas Casino workers might go on strike over ObamaCare. “The biggest hurdle to reaching settlements in Vegas is the new costs imposed on our health plan by Obamacare… Even though the president and Congress promised we could keep our health plan, … unless the law is fixed, that won’t be true.” Can’t wait to hear Harry “Koch head” Reid call them all liars.
School forces half-naked, sopping wet student to stand outside, frostbite results. So what did she do, bite her arugula into the shape of an AK-47? Not this time: “A Minnesota public high school was so committed to obeying its fire drill policy to the exact letter of the law that it forced a female student–dressed only in a swimsuit, and sopping wet–to stand outside in the freezing cold for ten minutes.” Skool! Where dey teech stoodents to tink!
Global Warmists squabble over theology. Things have gotten so bad, Warmists are turning on each other. Obama’s science advisor John Holdren criticized climatologist Roger Pielke for testifying to Congress that extreme weather events have not increased. Pielke fired right back, saying Holdren and Obama are as bad as Bush. Ouch – that’s like the f-word for these guys.
As Russia Swallows Up Crimea… Obama Plans Yet Another Vacation for This Weekend. Which no doubt will involve a game of golf or two by our masculine president.
Putin nominated for Nobel Peace Prize among record number of candidates. Meanwhile we hear Dear Leader is being nominated by Guinness World Records for most golf games by a president.
Kerry meets with Russians Wednesday – Thursday, Russians announce annexation of Crimea. The sternly worded warnings Kerry delivered to Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov in Paris yesterday are probably already posted on a bathroom wall back at the Kremlin.
Chevron wins RICO case over Ecuador shakedown artists. “The wrongful actions of Donziger and his Ecuadorian legal team would be offensive to the laws of any nation that aspires to the rule of law, including Ecuador – and they knew it.” Didn’t know that stuff still mattered in Obamerica…
Joe Biden Staff: “Harry Reid Can Go F*CK Himself!” The backstory is the Senate defeated a controversial Obama nominee to head the DOJ’s now-Orwellian-titled “civil rights” division, with 7 Democrats joining the Republicans in voting “NO!” Obama wanted this bozo confirmed but Biden decided he didn’t want to have to defend casting the tie-breaking vote come 2016 and started working behind the scenes to get him defeated. When Harry Koch Reid called Biden’s office to find out what the hell was going on, the words we love to hear were uttered.