A few weeks ago we reported that it may be months before the new troops Obama promised to station on the Mexican border actually show up. One Arizona sheriff is now steaming mad because the government is delivering signs almost as fast as it’s delivering troops.

arizona border sign

CNS News reports the details of the deficiency:

Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu said requests by Arizona law enforcement personnel and Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) for 3,000 National Guard troops along the state’s border with Mexico have been answered so far with 1 percent of that number deployed there this week.

“We have a whopping 30 [National Guard troops] this week that are showing up,” Babeu told CNSNews.com. “It’s less than a half-hearted measure designed to fail.”

But the federal Bureau of Land Management (BLM) has placed 15 signs along a 60-mile stretch of Interstate 8 that links San Diego with Phoenix and Tucson warning travelers of drug cartels and human trafficking operations.

We fully expect the Obama administration to announce that these signs cost $1,000,000 each and created or saved 53,000 jobs.

H/T: Bluegrass Pundit

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Turns out that Obama soul mate Deval Patrick, Governor of Massachusetts, is no Glenn Beck fan. Michael Graham of WTKK asked Patrick a simple question and got a surprising answer.

Graham’s question: “Do you have a problem with Glenn Beck having his rally at the Lincoln Memorial?”

Patrick’s response? “It’s a free country. I wish it weren’t.”

Keep in mind that Patrick and Obama have a lot in common. They are both creations of puppet master David Axelrod. Axelrod created similar campaign mantras for both: “Yes We Can” for Obama and “Together We Can” for Patrick.

Oh, one other thing they have in common.

Lousy approval ratings.

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The liberal San Francisco Chronicle called bullshit on the woman who told General Michael Walsh, “Call me Senator.”

Turns out the soon-to-be former Senator from California is now quoting completely fictional conversations she’s had with other people. Condi Rice, to be specific.

Here are the pertinent parts of the Chronicle’s report:

Sen. Barbara Boxer came to the Chronicle editorial board today, and I asked her about some controversial remarks she made about then-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not paying “a personal price” in terms of the war in Iraq.

…Boxer told me:

“I asked her how many people had died and she did not know the answer to that question. And since we had lost a lot of Californians, I was concerned. And I said, you and I don’t have, we haven’t paid a person price, I said, you and I, I said, myself, my grandkids are too young, my husband too old, and as far as I know you don’t have anybody in the war. So I tried to use it to bring us together, but the right-wing press said that I questioned, that I turned on her because she wasn’t married which was a little silly.”

…Boxer also said: “I was criticizing the fact that she didn’t know how many people died in Iraq. Absolutely I was.”

There’s just one problem. Boxer never asked Rice how many U.S. troops had died in Iraq when she began her “personal price” remarks. In fact, Boxer had not asked Rice a single question. She was engaged in her usual filibustering:

I can see why Boxer would want to believe that she put her foot in her mouth — and somehow it was Rice’s fault, but the tale turns out to be a figment of Barbara Boxer’s self-aggrandizing imagination.

Well, call her Senator and call us completely unsurprised. California Democrats live in a fantasy world where money doesn’t matter and Hollywood is real, so what’s one more made-up memory?

H/T: San Francisco Chronicle

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Robert Gibbs on Tuesday ventured into enemy territory, otherwise known as Fox News. And Gretchen Carlson reminded him why the number one news network is also public enemy number one in the view of the Obama administration.

Gibbs just flat out lied and Carlson refused to let him get away with it. In fact, he lied to the point that he made himself look stupid. (Correcton: even more stupid.)

Check out the angry look on Carlson’s face. The glare. The tense jaw.

We don’t think she likes the man.

H/T: HotAir.com

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Poor Ed Schultz is consumed by jealousy. He can’t stand it that he’s not as popular as Glenn Beck, that Beck’s radio show has a much larger audience than his, that Beck’s TV show audience dwarfs his, and now, that Beck drew 300,000 to the National Mall and he can’t draw flies.

You know it just eats at Ed’s ample gut when he lies awake at night wondering how long it will be until he gets canned by MSNBC and is left with nothing but his sad little radio show.

Schultz: Hold it right there. Before we get to her answer, I could get every union head in this country, I could organize every progressive group in this country, the main bloggers. This could be The Ed March. Folks, 300,000 people on the heels of six months’ promotion, that ain’t no big shakes!

This is no sign that there’s going to be any big turn of events when it comes to the ballot box and that there’ll be no Democrats in the Congress. This is not a tea leaf about, gosh, they’re comin’ in November.

Six months’ promotion, NBC News says 300,000 people. I bet I could do that! I bet I could do that with this radio show and my TV show and six months’ production, six months’ promotion, if I had the budget I could equal that march. I know I could! I know I could….

I guarantee you, I could do more than 300,000! It ain’t a big deal!

Translation: “I’m important. Really, I’m important. Big Ed is just as important as that lesbian chick and that pompous ass. I don’t understand why no one watches my show. And that includes the executives at MSNBC.”

If we were Ed – and we thank god we’re not – we’d be a lot more concerned with getting a bigger radio and TV audience. Because when you’re unemployed, Ed, none of those union guys are going to return your calls.

Hell, they probably return them now.

“It’s Ed Schultz on line 3, Mr. Trumka.”

“Oh, my god. Not him again. Tell him I’m in a very important meeting.”

H/T: RadioEqualizer

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 19 responses

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 10 responses

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 16 responses

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 3 responses

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 Be the first to comment

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 28 responses

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 15 responses

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 11 responses

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 12 responses

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 3 responses

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Monday, August 30, 2010 14 responses

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Monday, August 30, 2010 32 responses

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Monday, August 30, 2010 15 responses

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Monday, August 30, 2010 5 responses

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Monday, August 30, 2010 5 responses

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Sunday, August 29, 2010 16 responses

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Sunday, August 29, 2010 15 responses

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Saturday, August 28, 2010 145 responses

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Saturday, August 28, 2010 4 responses

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Saturday, August 28, 2010 14 responses

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Saturday, August 28, 2010 6 responses

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Friday, August 27, 2010 10 responses

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Friday, August 27, 2010 5 responses

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Friday, August 27, 2010 17 responses

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Friday, August 27, 2010 7 responses

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Friday, August 27, 2010 6 responses

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Thursday, August 26, 2010 13 responses

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