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RETIRED REPUBLICAN SENATOR LEADS EFFORT TO SMASH LOCAL TEA PARTY. What was his campaign slogan? Vote for Pruneface?

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DOJ To Give Money From Bank Of America Settlement To Liberal Activist Groups. No corruption to see here, please move on now.

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Heartache for lefties: Elizabeth Warren defends Israel at Massachusetts town hall. It appear’s she’s also 1/32 Jew. Her new name is FAUXCAHONTASTEIN.

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Census figures show more than one-third of Americans receiving welfare benefits. It appears all those summers of recovery are really paying off.

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Obama tamps down prospect of strikes in Syria. No policy? We offer the suggestion that Obama should drop planeloads of school lunches approved by Michelle. They’ll die from starvation in no time at all.

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Here we go: federal judge strikes down ban on polygamy. Remember when people said legalizing gay marriage was a slippery slope? And the Gay Mafia ridiculed the notion? Well, turns out it was a slippery slope with a Slip ‘N Slide deployed on it that leads to the edge of a cliff over the Grand Canyon. Next up: legal marriage between a man and his pet cockatoo – you read it here first.

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Students Throwing Away First Lady Michelle Obama’s Healthy School Lunches. It takes a lot of talent to make the nasty school lunches I remember even worse.

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JIMMY CARTER TO HEADLINE FUNDRAISER FOR HAMAS FRONT GROUP. Rosalynn must have hit him in the head with a frying pan back in the day.

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NOTE: Please not some comments have been going to spam, including some of mine. I un-spammed them and will check more often to see if this happens. Regarding emails not being delivered I haven’t found reason for it. You might want to check your email and see if they’re going into your spam box or someplace else. I’ll keep you posted.

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Ron Paul caught in more skullduggery. This time it’s Iowa Republican Kent Sorenson admitting to the Justice Department he was paid $73,000 under the table by Paul’s 2012 presidential campaign for his endorsement. At the time, it puzzled everyone that Michele Bachmann’s Iowa campaign manager was suddenly endorsing Ron Paul. Now we know why.

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Al Qaeda magazine hints of looming attack; urges bombing of Vegas, military targets. What blows up in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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California drivers brace for costly new gas tax. What the greentards seem incapable of comprehending is that everything gets delivered by truck, therefore the price of everything will go up.

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MAN UNICYCLES ACROSS CANADA FOR GLOBAL WARMING DURING RECORD-BREAKING COOL SUMMER. Our irony meter just blew up.

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New York Times Says ‘No’ To Cuomo. Bad Democrat = No governorship.

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Good news! (for real this time) There are now more Christians in China than Communist Party members:

“The number [of Christians] is undoubtedly in excess of a hundred million, far more than the 85 million members of the Communist Party.”

History repeats itself – something similar happened to the Roman Empire.

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Obama’s rousing speech brings military vets to their feet. Just kidding. Actually, American Legion listeners sat on their hands, ignoring applause lines, and generally acting like someone was farting in the elevator.

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Another classroom “Bless you” dictator. Assistant professor of chemistry Leon Gardner at the College of Coastal Georgia will reduce the final grade of any student who says “Bless you” after someone sneezes… up to 15% if they commit multiple infractions of his prohibition.

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GLENN BECK RIPPED CONSERVATIVES WHILE TRYING TO GET CNN DEAL. In our opinion the headline should be GLENN BECK SELLS OUT.

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Two legal guests tell CNN their Brown shooting audio might be a hoax. We thought about putting this up but it was from CNN and smelled like BS, which is redundant.

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Justice Dept. Opens New Asylum Gate For Guatemalans. There must be a shortage of house cleaners in Washington, DC.

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IMF chief charged with ‘negligence’ over graft case. Le payoff.

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Top IRS ethics lawyer facing possible disbarment, accused of lying. On the bright side, at least her hard drive didn’t disappear. (Yet).

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Obama Pursuing Climate Accord in Lieu of Treaty. Laws? Congress? Constitution? What are those?

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Mitt Romney: I Won’t Run. GOOD!

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Former HHS Cyber Security Director Convicted For Child Porn. We have to wonder who appointed or hired this pervert? Sebelius? Obama?

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