D.C. police chief orders officers not to arrest legal gun owners carrying weapons in public. We love the sight of liberal heads spinning in the morning. It looks like……victory.
Facebook says page calling for death to Jews doesn’t violate ‘community standards.’ It appears to us that Facebook has the lowest community standards….ever.
Principal Reassigned After Jewish Students Shown Photos of Ovens And Told to ‘Get In.’ We hear the Gaza School District is offering him a new job.
Americans really wish they had elected Mitt Romney instead of Obama. Well, it only took 5 1/2 years for buyer’s remorse to set in. Must be a slow quinquennium.
Leading Liberal Website Falls For Fake Story About Michele Bachmann. Gotta love it when the leftist trolls get trolled.
WAR: Turkey entering Gaza conflict on side of Hamas. These are the same people with whom Lurch negotiated his ill-fated and quickly rejected cease fire proposal. Abandoning any pretense of neutrality once the U.S. Secretary of State was out of earshot, Turkey officially approved the formation of “Freedom Flotilla II” to re-supply Hamas and plans to protect the flotilla with the Turkish Navy.
‘Freedom Flotilla II’ set to sail for Gaza from Turkey. Great way to smuggle in more weapons. Not too obvious are we?
George Will: We should say to these kids ‘welcome to America, you’re going to be Americans.’ Can they all move in with you George? Are you paying George? Are you paying for all their education George? We didn’t think so.
Boston ‘Teeming With Protesters’ in Giant Rally Against Housing Illegal Immigrants in the State. It would appear the east coast ivy league educated uber liberals are NIMBY’s.
Israel accuses Kerry of “completely capitulating” to Hamas. Sounds about right, coming as it does from Barack Obama’s Secretary of State. Look who he met with to design the cease fire proposal: Turkey, which hates Israel; Qatar, which is Hamas’s main sponsor; and a bunch of Europeans who face anti-Israel rioting at home. No Israelis were invited.
Hamas fires rockets toward Israel after terror group rejects truce proposal. Petulant children figure out quickly if they hit big brother he’s going to hit back, a concept so simple a 3 year old could figure it out.
Chicago’s Emanuel wants city to house 1,000 more young illegal immigrants, report says. Our report says follow the money.
U.S. evacuates embassy in Libya amid violent clashes between militias. Yet another Obama administration ‘smart diplomacy’ success story.
National Guard Won’t Allow Its Own Troops To Be Honored At Vacation Bible School. Gay parade? OK! Church meet and greet? No way!
Muslim suicide bomber’s failure caused by bad personal hygiene. He wore his explosive underpants for two weeks straight and, as a result of the accumulated filth, the bomb’s “efficacy was degraded.”
Elections Are Coming And Republicans Are Wasting Their Time (Again). This reminds us of an Aesop Fable, the RINOs and the Democrats.
One summer day some RINOs were getting drunk on their own self-importance and running about. They were having a wonderful time being RINOs, patting themsleves on the back and complaining about the Tea Party. They saw some Democrats who were busy laying out propaganda and gathering voters for the fall.
“Stop and talk to us,” said the RINOs. “We can complain about the Tea Party and get drunk on our own self-importance for awhile.”
“Oh no,” said the Democrats. “The fall election is coming. We are busy getting all the Democrats together and winning votes for the election. We think you should do the same.”
“Oh, we can’t be bothered,” said the RINOs. “November is a long time off. There are plenty of votes.” So the RINOs continued to run about, complaining about the Tea Party and getting drunk on their own self-importance. The Democrats continued to work very hard.
When the November election day came the RINOs had few votes. Boehner and Rove cried on each other’s shoulders, then they went to the Democrat’s house and asked, “Can we have some of your votes or maybe some dead voters? Without them we won’t have a majority in Congress,” whined the RINOs.
“You screwed off and got drunk on your own self-importance all last summer,” said the Democrat in disgust. “You ignored the Tea Party and the conservatives who again failed to get in line with your stupid idea that being moderates is what your party wants.”
“You can continue to shoot yourselves in the foot by being divisive and getting drunk on your own self-importance, which will assure we could run Bozo the Clown and still win the White House in 2016.” They gave him no votes and the country continued to be screwed over.
Obama: ‘You Don’t Get to Pick Which Rules You Play By.’ Cough! Cough! That is unless it’s Obama cherry picking and changing rules about Obamacare and immigration. Eleventy!
Psych patient shoots two at Darby hospital, doctor returns fire. A mass murderer sees ‘gun free zone’ and reads ‘I can kill plenty of people before the cops ever get here.’ The good doctor read it as “Sorry asshole, we lied! Bang! We expect by next week we’ll be reading he was fired for not following company policy.
OBAMA PROMISES NO ASYLUM FOR MIGRANTS FLEEING POVERTY, BAD NEIGHBORHOODS. Wink! Wink! This is code for: Psssst! Just make sure they say they’re fleeing violent drug cartels and they’re in like Flynn.
ISTOOK: Obama wants to be impeached. As much as we like the thought, the best course is get a stranglehold on the House and Senate this November. Then tell him if he doesn’t put his pen and his phone down and start acting like a President instead of a deity they will impeach him and no one’s going to argue about it.
Congressional staffers banned from Wikipedia for “disruptive editing.” One of their sophomoric too-much-time-on-their-hands revisions was to the biographical page of Donald Rumsfeld – they called him an “alien lizard who eats Mexican babies.”