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Best and worst Playboy Magazine covers of all time. Showing the deterioration in manly standards between December 1953 and November 2009. Hopefully, they stop publishing before Hillary makes the cover.

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Playboy Makes Bombshell Decision That Will Forever Change the Magazine. No more naked pictures! Below is the new Miss December.

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Lena Dunham says abuse on Twitter helped her appreciate Instagram: If you think its tough being Lena Dunham on twitter imagine how hard it must be for the Oberlin Republican named Barry that she falsely accused of rape.

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How many of the world’s Muslims are products of inbreeding? Half. Some other statistics:

1. Although Pakistanis account for 3% of births in the U.K., they make up 33% of children born with birth defects.

2. Inbred children have an average IQ of 79.

3. The normal risk of having an IQ less than 70 is 1.2%. That jumps to 6.2% for inbred children.

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Scientist captures rare bird on Solomon Islands. Then kills it so he can bring it back to his museum and study it.

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‘Migrant chic’ fashion photoshoot in Hungary branded as ‘sick’ Meanwhile removing the body parts of still alive babies so that they can be sold for profit will continue to be branded as “women’s health”.

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Obama admin bans pork products from federal prisons:Too bad he can’t ban any pork from the budget.

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Why Ben Carson is right about Jews, the Holocaust and guns

Dr. Ben Carson recently asserted that if guns had not been confiscated from Jews then Hitler would have had more trouble orchestrating the Holocaust.

Jonathan Greenblatt, National Director of the Anti-Defamation League, quickly objected, stating that there were few firearms available to Jews in Germany in 1938 and that surrendering them did not measurably contribute to the totalitarian power of the Nazi German state.

Some time ago 300 Spartans didn’t have the numbers to defeat the assembled hordes of Xerxes at Thermopylae but even so they refused to capitulate. Thanks to the wise words of Mr. Jonathan Greenblatt we can now say with near certainty that they really should have because Leonidas had very few swords available in 480 BC and holding onto them could not possibly have contributed to the defeat of the totalitarian power of the Persian State.

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California opens to the door to more voter fraud with new motor voter law. This is why people fought for no driver’s licenses for illegal aliens. It appears now that a lot of them will be voting for the Democrats, AKA: more free shit. The same applies to convicted felons.

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HARRY REID LAWSUIT AGAINST EXERCISE BAND MANUFACTURER ‘OPENS THE DOORS’ TO HIS BATHROOM, MEDICAL AND BANK RECORDS. We wonder how long before Harry drops this lawsuit? We bet his bank account history would be nothing short of fascinating.

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Time puts Che on cover because he had asthma. “How Che Guevara Didn’t Let Asthma Affect His Ambitions,” is the cover story title. “How The Media Has A Love Crush On Leftwing Mass Murdering Thug,” is a more appropriate title.

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Che Guevara’s Death Anniversary–(It was 48 years ago today, Sergeant Teran taught Che Guevara to play: “what goes around comes around.”) Che was DOA and lots of people lived to see another day.

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Obama arrives at Roseburg High School for meeting with families of shooting victims. Avoids protesters, sneaks into the school via the back way. President Courage.

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Feds Spend $60,000 for Play About First Gay President Who Fights Zombies in WH Basement. Then they wonder why people bitch about taxes.

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Obama ends $500 million Syria policy while touting its success. “Success?” Sure, the guy thinks he can sell ice to Eskimos, but seriously?

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EPA crew at Standard Mine above Crested Butte triggers waste spill. And they bitch about Volkswagen,

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University dumps gender-neutral bathrooms after peeping incidents.

“Given the serious nature of these incidents and the impact on directly affected students, we made the decision to specifically designate some washrooms in Whitney Hall for those who identify as men and those who identify as women.”

What a brilliant idea. It’s a wonder nobody ever thought of that.

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Wikipedia edits accuse McCarthy of affair just as he’s running for Speaker. And the edits are traced to an IP address at the Department of Homeland Security. So, once again, Obama using a federal government agency to attack a political opponent. Welcome to the Soviet Union.

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Obama weighs expanding background checks through executive authority: Looks like Obama is planning to do same sort of thing Kim Davis got put in jail for. We’ll wait patiently for the liberal outrage over this flagrant violation of the rule of law.

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‘Americans destroy others’: actor Depardieu rails against US:

“They fought each other, destroyed the Indians, after that they perpetrated slavery, then there was the civil war,” he said.

“After that, they were the first to use the atomic bomb…”

When it comes to destroying natives and perpetuating slavery the difference between the French and the Americans is that the French did it first, the French did it longer and the French did it on a far greater scale.

And while The American Civil War may have been bloodier than The French Revolution our conflict ended with the abolishment of slavery while theirs ended with a man in a silly little hat trying to take over the world

As for being the first to use the atomic bomb all we can say is that if Mr. Depardieu is unhappy with what we did to win The Second World War he is more than welcome to try and give his country of origin back to the Germans.

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SWAT team descends on CO school over student’s Halloween costume: Should have dressed up as a clock bomb instead.

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California Gun Owner Explains Why He Feels Partly Responsible for Gun Violence — See What He Did to His Own Firearm in Response. Next week he should cut off his dick because of rape violence.

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McCarthy withdraws from speaker race, vote postponed. Boehner light is out of sight.

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Commentary: How the NRA can help reduce gun violence. According to the Chicago Tribune, the person who wrote this article, Jeffrey Zalles, is president of the Marin County, California chapter of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence. Jeffrey we have some major problems with your ideas and wonder if you ever took common sense 101.

Has Jeffrey, who lives in the ivory tower county of Marin, never driven across the San Rafael Bridge and hung around in the hood in Richmond or Oakland, California to see what really goes on in society besides what happens at the golf courses, polo clubs, yacht clubs and hoidy-toity restaurants of Marin County? Has he ever spent a few days in Richmond’s Iron Triangle or hung around 98th and A in Oakland? We seriously doubt it.

Since this is in the Chicago Tribune, perhaps Jeffrey should visit South Side Chicago and ask some of those law-abiding members of the gangs of Chicago what they think of this idea? Jeffrey may get his answer while he’s running for his life dodging bullets purchased illegally, fired from guns purchased illegally, being shot by felons owning guns illegally, who are hopped up on illegal drugs.

Let’s take Jeffrey’s arguments point-by-point.

1. Claim: First, license buyers of ammunition. This license would take the form of a photo ID, and obtaining it could be as easy as watching a video, answering some gun-safety questions, paying a small fee and passing a background check.

OK so ammo buyers can get photo ID’s but voters can’t? Won’t this discriminate against poor ammo buyers with no transportation living in rural areas? Won’t this discriminate against poor minorities who can’t afford to pay for a licence or don’t have transportation?

Not to mention none of this will stop anyone from shooting someone, justified or not. There’s plenty of people locked up in the slammer due to crimes of passion (AKA they don’t give a shit what happens they’re going to kill the sonofabitch they’re pissed off at).

2. Claim: Second, mark the shells. All bullets could be stamped with a serial number, and stores could scan a buyer’s license and a barcode on the box. Since shell casings recovered at a crime scene could easily be traced back to stores and buyers, there would be a powerful incentive to see that bullets were handled responsibly.

Jeffrey may think OZ is real. What’s wrong with this? Lots! First of all what if someone steals the ammunition and blows away someone? The owner of the ammo gets arrested for the crime? I can hear the cops saying “you got some ‘splainin’ to do about why your brass was found at the scene of a murder.”

We suppose Jeffrey will counter with you could report your ammo stolen and avoid this problem. Sounds good, except there will be people who will report their ammo stolen and then go blow someone away in an effort to avoid arrest and prosecution. There will also be the guy who doesn’t even know his ammo is missing who will get nailed for the crime. It appears to us this only muddies the water more.

Recover shell casings? Stellar idea Jeffrey! Unless the perp picks them up, or uses a revolver, or a brass catcher (see below). The headline will read: No Ammunition Found at the Scene. Cops Clueless. (This also applies to California’s moronic law requiring guns to have firing pins stamp ammunition so it’s identifiable at crime scenes).

Brass Catcher

Oh and let’s not forget the hundreds of millions of unstamped rounds already manufactured and in the possession of gun-owners legal and illegal.

And finally, all easily picked up brass found at shooting ranges and reloaded with or without stamp. Again, someone else’s stamp will be at the scene of the crime, not the real criminal’s.

3. Claim: How might the country benefit from this system? Almost immediately, it would become increasingly difficult for those who shouldn’t have ammunition to acquire it. After a while, the guns in the possession of criminals would become virtually useless.

Could someone really be this naive? Evidently Jeffrey thinks the war on drugs is a total success and no illegal drugs are available anywhere in the country because those law-abiding criminals all obey the law. We also note there are no stabbings, bombs, assaults, robberies, rapes. Really Jeffrey? You must think the police are totally unnecessary as are prisons.

Jeffrey, we have news or you. This won’t happen now or ever. If restricted, ammunition will become a huge black market commodity and will be available on every street corner in the hood. Instead of just getting your morning fix you can also buy 50 rounds of the ammo of your choice along with the drug of your choice. The gangs and drug cartels will become Ammunition-Я-Us and make billions.

So there you have it. Another half-baked idea put forth by Jeffrey and the media. Yet another reason we hate the media.


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Islam built on foundation of myths and fables. The mosque Muhammad supposedly visited on a flying horse wasn’t built until at least five years after he died. For the Koran, Arabs plagiarized Gnostic texts already discredited by Christians. And Mecca? There are no olives in Mecca, so stories in the Koran about Mecca probably refer to Petra.

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