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New government report says polar bear population booming. In fact, there’s so many of the damn things now, they’re endangering the indigenous Inuit people. As the Canadians tactfully put it, the polar bear population “may have exceeded the co-existence threshold.”

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Navyvet2
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Navyvet2

Unfortunately all the red splotches in the picture arent liberals. Al Gore specifically.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

So to keep Polar Bears from becoming extinct we should be feeding them environmentalists right? A win/Win. I have a couple liberal neighbors, I have encouraged them to go get up close and personal with a polar bear…maybe find a cub and pick it up in front of it’s mother…

sifi
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sifi

Polar bear fur is hollow and translucent. I learned this by chance in the 80’s. Pretty interesting.

Polar Bears: The Crazy Science Behind Their Black Skin and Transparent Fur…
https://snowbrains.com/polar-bears-fur-not-white/

JPTravis
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I grow a lot of polar bear fur myself nowadays. I think any man who lives long enough and stops shaving will end up turning into a polar bear.

MGAP
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MGAP

You should hide it…

JPTravis
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I’ve tried tanning in the summer but that makes it worse…

MGAP
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MGAP

I hair you. Preaching to the choir.

Dave K
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Dave K

Polar bears are one helluva lot more adaptable than humans are, they’ve been in that region for tens of thousands of years and the oldest know fossil goes back over 100,000 years or something like that.

One way or another they’ll be just peachy. I’d like to see some enviro-nerd try to go up to one and pet it. These ain’t the bears you remember from the zoo, kiddies.

danybhoy
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danybhoy

I have said for a few years here, that about 60 years ago, there was about 5,500 bears. Today, there are over 25,000. It’s the seals people now need to worry about, because that is much of their diet.

MGAP
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MGAP

That’s how I know I’ve really enjoyed my meal. When I get it all over my face, neck and back.

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

Never tried polar bear, will it fit on the grill?

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MGAP
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MGAP

Oh sure, see the water behind them? That was ice 180,340,927 years ago. The seas are rising….gack, we’re all gonna drown…must sell SUV and buy electric overpriced golf cart called Prius to save the planet…bock-bock-bock-bock …

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

The irony season is upon us; the next batch of Greenies who venture into the Arctic in search of melting glaciers and get stranded in the ice now have to worry about being eaten by almost extinct polar bears.

JPTravis
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The bears will spit them out. They have standards.

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2

and then lick their ass for hours to get rid of the taste.

JPTravis
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One of my all-time most popular columns: Polar bear attack.

danybhoy
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danybhoy

In September, I got to watch 2 of these beasts wrestle for over an hour up in Winnipeg at the local zoo. They had 11 bears, & 2 just went at it. Just amazing to watch. They were in a pool that had an underwater tunnel, so they were just a few feet away on the other side of the glass. Shocking amount of stamina & power.