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Columbia professor strips in front of class to teach quantum mechanics. The important point here is that Columbia University boasts the world’s premiere school for journalism. Yes, now you understand: this is where they come from.

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sa_rose
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And the cost of attending Columbia is how much per semester? They could have gone online and watched some porn much cheaper.

Trickie
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Quantum mechanics was always a bohr.

JPTravis
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I’ll drink to that… out of nine steins.

flashingscotsman
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I’d rather have nine steins than a Feinstein.

poppajoe49
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I’d rather have a Frankenstein than a Feinstein!

flashingscotsman
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Better looking, anyway.

MGAP
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And drinking nine steins would not improve the looks of DiFi. She’s beer-goggle proof.

flashingscotsman
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It would for me. It would probably only take two steins to have me unconscious on the floor. Then, I couldn’t see her.

poppajoe49
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But, would you really want to take the chance?

PsychoDad
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Oh, boo.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

That professor is 2 quarks short of a proton.

CO2Insanity
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Quantum mechanics, physics dealing with physical phenomena at microscopic scales. Perhaps he was just trying to show everyone his manhood was quantum sized.

JPTravis
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That would mean he comes before he goes, eh?

Alien
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Annoying.. would lock him in box, and we could debate over whether he was dead or not.. don’t forget the hammer and the acid

JPTravis
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I see what you did there Mr. Schrödinger.

MGAP
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Don’t forget the kitty!

MGAP
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Meh…

Elrond Hubbard
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The professor’s skit say more about the intellectual decline of Columbia University than it does about the complexities of quantum mechanics.

BobontheJob
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From the article: ‘In order to learn quantum mechanics, you have to strip to your raw, erase all the garbage from your brain, and start over again,’ Prof. Emlyn Hughes said. Against a backdrop of 9/11 and Holocaust images, he remained in a fetal position as two people dressed as ninjas blindfolded stuffed animals.

WTH?

JPTravis
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His name is Emlyn, which tells you right away his parents are flaming liberals and he has sexual identity issues.

PsychoDad
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Or English.

Big Al
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The Chinese will never overtake us!

Navyvet2
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Hmmmm. I wish my College Algebra professor would have stripped in front of the class, or just for me would have been okay too. She was smokin!!!!

poppajoe49
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In High School, it was my Junior year homeroom teacher, Miss Weisz. She was fresh out of college, so she wasn’t that much older than we were, and she was smoking hot!
Every guy in the school used to walk by the classroom and stick their head in the door to see if she was there and what she was wearing that day. That was the only class I was early for every day, the entire 4 years of High School.

JPTravis
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For me it was freshman year, Psychology 101. She was hot, she was young, and she wore no bra because bra burning was very big at the time. I literally could not remember a single word that came out of her mouth when class was over. So there was zero point in attending but it was the only class in my whole four years that I never missed. Even as an 18-year-old I had my priorities in order.

wingater
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For me it was Ms. Fitzwater in freshman English. She read “A Lovely Day for Banana Fish” to the class one day. That is absolutely all I remember about freshman English.

JPTravis
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She read “A Lovely Day for Banana Fish” to the class one day.

And was it?

flashingscotsman
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Miss Easley, freshman English, high school. Mini-skirts and go-go boots were the fashion.

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