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Columbia professor strips in front of class to teach quantum mechanics. The important point here is that Columbia University boasts the world’s premiere school for journalism. Yes, now you understand: this is where they come from.

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sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 20, 2013 1:05 pm

And the cost of attending Columbia is how much per semester? They could have gone online and watched some porn much cheaper.

Trickie
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Trickie
February 19, 2013 2:22 pm

Quantum mechanics was always a bohr.

JPTravis
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February 19, 2013 3:04 pm

I’ll drink to that… out of nine steins.

flashingscotsman
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February 19, 2013 3:12 pm

I’d rather have nine steins than a Feinstein.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 20, 2013 5:03 am

I’d rather have a Frankenstein than a Feinstein!

flashingscotsman
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February 20, 2013 8:31 am

Better looking, anyway.

MGAP
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MGAP
February 20, 2013 8:43 am

And drinking nine steins would not improve the looks of DiFi. She’s beer-goggle proof.

flashingscotsman
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February 20, 2013 4:21 pm

It would for me. It would probably only take two steins to have me unconscious on the floor. Then, I couldn’t see her.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 20, 2013 7:42 pm

But, would you really want to take the chance?

PsychoDad
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February 19, 2013 2:46 pm

Oh, boo.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 19, 2013 2:12 pm

That professor is 2 quarks short of a proton.

CO2Insanity
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February 19, 2013 11:04 am

Quantum mechanics, physics dealing with physical phenomena at microscopic scales. Perhaps he was just trying to show everyone his manhood was quantum sized.

JPTravis
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February 19, 2013 11:14 am

That would mean he comes before he goes, eh?

Alien
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Alien
February 19, 2013 10:51 am

Annoying.. would lock him in box, and we could debate over whether he was dead or not.. don’t forget the hammer and the acid

JPTravis
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February 19, 2013 10:55 am

I see what you did there Mr. Schrödinger.

MGAP
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MGAP
February 19, 2013 2:28 pm

Don’t forget the kitty!

MGAP
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MGAP
February 19, 2013 10:39 am

Meh…

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard
February 19, 2013 10:35 am

The professor’s skit say more about the intellectual decline of Columbia University than it does about the complexities of quantum mechanics.

BobontheJob
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February 19, 2013 9:17 am

From the article: ‘In order to learn quantum mechanics, you have to strip to your raw, erase all the garbage from your brain, and start over again,’ Prof. Emlyn Hughes said. Against a backdrop of 9/11 and Holocaust images, he remained in a fetal position as two people dressed as ninjas blindfolded stuffed animals.

WTH?

JPTravis
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February 19, 2013 9:31 am

His name is Emlyn, which tells you right away his parents are flaming liberals and he has sexual identity issues.

PsychoDad
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February 19, 2013 2:46 pm

Or English.

Big Al
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Big Al
February 19, 2013 9:09 am

The Chinese will never overtake us!

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
February 19, 2013 9:06 am

Hmmmm. I wish my College Algebra professor would have stripped in front of the class, or just for me would have been okay too. She was smokin!!!!

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 20, 2013 5:00 am

In High School, it was my Junior year homeroom teacher, Miss Weisz. She was fresh out of college, so she wasn’t that much older than we were, and she was smoking hot!
Every guy in the school used to walk by the classroom and stick their head in the door to see if she was there and what she was wearing that day. That was the only class I was early for every day, the entire 4 years of High School.

JPTravis
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February 19, 2013 9:29 am

For me it was freshman year, Psychology 101. She was hot, she was young, and she wore no bra because bra burning was very big at the time. I literally could not remember a single word that came out of her mouth when class was over. So there was zero point in attending but it was the only class in my whole four years that I never missed. Even as an 18-year-old I had my priorities in order.

wingater
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wingater
February 19, 2013 9:55 am

For me it was Ms. Fitzwater in freshman English. She read “A Lovely Day for Banana Fish” to the class one day. That is absolutely all I remember about freshman English.

JPTravis
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February 19, 2013 10:04 am

She read “A Lovely Day for Banana Fish” to the class one day.

And was it?

flashingscotsman
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February 19, 2013 3:06 pm

Miss Easley, freshman English, high school. Mini-skirts and go-go boots were the fashion.

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