Underwater critter has disposable penis. Chromodoris reticulata, a sea slug, is a “simultaneous hermaphrodite” that has sex both ways at the same time, then throws its penis down on the ocean floor and stalks away.

Caught on camera: Joe Biden admits gun control will not stop mass shootings or save lives. Another “Biden gaffe”… in other words, he inadvertently let the truth slip out again.

State lacks doctors to meet demand of national healthcare law. “Lawmakers [in California] are working on proposals that would enable physician assistants, nurse practitioners, optometrists and pharmacists to diagnose, treat and manage some illnesses.” And you people were worried this awesome plan was gonna fall apart like some federally-funded green energy project.

Boehner’s new strategy: The Senate goes first. “This ‘Senate first’ strategy allows a divided House to sit back and watch Majority Leader Reid (D-NV) struggle to wrangle votes in a chamber filled with vulnerable Democrats up for reelection in 2014.” The Democrooks control the Senate and Obama is president, the biggest bullsh*t bully pulpit of all. Make them put their cards on the table.

DHS says it couldn’t find a single illegal on welfare last year: Perhaps that is because the only place they ever seem to look is down grandma’s pants.

Christopher Dorner standoff: Cops urge burning of cabin (vulgar language). Was this cabin deliberately torched by law enforcement? We wonder if this will have any implications?

Obama repeals immutable law. In last night’s State of the Union address President Obama said, “We’ll bring down costs by changing the way our government pays for Medicare, because our medical bills shouldn’t be based on the number of tests ordered or days spent in the hospital – they should be based on the quality of care that our seniors receive.” In other words, time is no longer money, which should surprise no one because in this administration even money is no longer money.

DC Comics Faces Boycott over Anti-Gay Superman Writer. Isn’t it interesting how gays who are supposed to have all these rights handed to them on a silver platter think absolutely nothing about trampling on someone’s right to disagree with them? That’s what we call hypocrites.

Outrage of the Week: Jesse Jackson Claims Semi-Autos can “Blow Up Railroads. Next week the Reverend will tell us how semi-autos can shoot down the space station and possibly be used to divert those global warming caused asteroids on a collision course with Earth.

U.S. Senate Barbershop getting bailouts. Freeloaders!

L.A. residents plead with LAPD on signs, shirts: “Don’t shoot, I’m not Chris Dorner”. “In response to the LAPD shooting at least 3 innocent people in a manhunt for Chris Dorner, the fugitive ex-cop and alleged murderer they’re hunting with U.S. military spy drones…” Well, better hope that the persuers can READ…

DNC caught trying to deceive reporters about identity of Rubio critic. There’s lies, damn lies and Debbie Wasserman Schultz!

COLORADO: LAWSUITS BY PEOPLE ATTACKED IN ‘GUN FREE ZONES.’ Great idea, providing he can find an elected Republican with two balls right now. If he does, we’d suggest he call the Guinness Book of World Records.

The Man Who Killed Osama bin Laden… Is Screwed. This is a tragedy and a travesty. The Obama administration should be ashamed for letting this happen, as should everyone else involved in this pump and dump of a genuine American hero.

White House weighing how many executive orders President Obama can reasonably get away with. “Obama is considering a series of new executive actions aimed at working around a recalcitrant Congress… Obama is likely to rely heavily on executive powers to set domestic policy in his second term.” The perfesser of “Constitutional Law” is busy trying to circumvent that hunnert-year-old document and the media wonders why guns and ammo sales are skyrocketing.

PELOSI: THERE’S NO ‘SPENDING PROBLEM.’ Living proof Botox affects the brain.

New book says Benghazi attack was a retaliation for secret raids authorized by Obama security adviser John Brennan. “In 2012, a secret war across North Africa was well underway.” Brennan given “carte blanche to run operations in North Africa and the Middle East” by Obama, “never warned the CIA or Stevens about ongoing U.S. military operations in the country.” Benghazi “was retaliation by Islamist militants who had been targeted by covert U.S. military operations.” Mentions of YouTube videos conspicuous by their absence.

NANNY BLOOMBERG MOVES TO BAN STYROFOAM. Yes, this week it’s that evil Styrofoam! If he spent as much time worrying about REAL problems he might have something. This is just more pablum to feed the public so they think he’s actually doing something.

Who does the foreign press consider important in U.S. politics? Barack, Michelle, and Sarah Palin. Kind of an odd triumvirate, what? No special section for John Boehner, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, or Chris Christie – but Palin? You betcha.

Federal Employees’ Union Head: Obama Pay Raise Proposal ‘Simply Not Enough.’ Too bad Ronald Reagan isn’t here to start firing these ingrates.

Nominee scheduled to be lone woman in Obama’s cabinet is a Brit. Apparently no American-born women are worthy of cabinet-level positions. But remember, it’s the Republicans who are waging war on women.

YouTube: VIDEO: JoergSprave: Full Auto Slingshot Minigun! If guns are outlawed, we’re getting one of these. Doesn’t even need a silencer and it appears quite deadly. We wonder if they’ll limit battery capacity and ban quick change batteries?

DEMOCRATS SLAM DR. CARSON FOR PRAYER BREAKFAST SPEECH: ‘NOT APPROPRIATE,’ SAYS SCHAKOWSKY. Notice you don’t hear her saying he’s wrong about Obamacare or anything else. She only complains it wasn’t the right place and then tosses in a couple of key words like Tea Party for effect. This guy appears to have essentially silenced them.

Magic Johnson: Obama has done more to address AIDS than Bush. Let’s see. Bush spent $50 billion per year compared to Obama’s $5.5 billion per year and they’re reducing it to $214 million this year, yet Obama is doing more? Good thing his name isn’t Logic Johnson.

9,000-strong penguin colony discovered in Antarctica after scientists spotted their poo trails in satellite images. The same people who purport what the weather and sea-level will be in 100 years have had 9,000 penguins right under their noses for how many decades? Looks like they have an affinity for finding poop. Goes right along with finding global warming BS.