DHS says it couldn’t find a single illegal on welfare last year: Perhaps that is because the only place they ever seem to look is down grandma’s pants.

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danybhoy
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danybhoy
February 14, 2013 5:56 am

How about Obama’s Aunt Zeituni?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 14, 2013 8:01 am

Family don’t count.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 13, 2013 10:37 pm

In other news, DHS can’t find it’s ass with both hands.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
February 13, 2013 9:17 pm

Mr Napolitano is too busy at the all-you-can-eat buffet to be bothered with illegal aliens….

CO2Insanity
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February 13, 2013 9:29 pm

I hear he frequents truck stops.

PsychoDad
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February 13, 2013 7:18 pm

” . . . but that’s not important now.”

Ruben
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Ruben
February 13, 2013 4:58 pm

DHS can’t find ’em ‘cuz they’re not looking in the most obvious places… if they’re looking at all.

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver
February 13, 2013 4:18 pm

Now ya’ll know why the good citizens in Arizona wanted to tar and feather the Little Napoleantano when she was their goobernor.

StrinaM
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February 14, 2013 8:32 am

The citizens of Arizona voted her in… They should have voted her out. Who knew 0bama did something good for the state in that regard.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 13, 2013 1:55 pm

The DHS dosen’t have time to deal with trivial matter like Illegals, they are too busy buying massive amounts of ammo to prepare for all the Ex-Military, Christian, Right Wing Domestic Terrorists.

AZ Dude
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AZ Dude
February 13, 2013 4:01 pm

Whoa, whoa, whoa. According to one “illegal” we cannot call them “illegal”–who do we think we are?
http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2013/feb/13/illegal-immigrant-tells-congress-not-call-him-ille/

flashingscotsman
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February 14, 2013 11:29 am

Out of respect for their feelings, I’ve taken to calling them criminal trespassers.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
February 14, 2013 11:36 am

I refuse to be PC…Illegal aliens……..illegal aliens……………illegal aliens…………illegal aliens…………….

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 14, 2013 8:49 pm

Illegal invaders, criminals, scum.

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard
February 13, 2013 11:54 am

DHS is under orders not to arrest any Obama voters.

flashingscotsman
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February 13, 2013 12:22 pm

Not even potential Obama voters.

CO2Insanity
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February 13, 2013 11:36 am

Yes and the border is secure, too! (Wink wink)

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 15, 2013 9:52 pm

Ummm hmmm. Sure it is!

ooddballz
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ooddballz
February 13, 2013 11:02 am

Any Home Depot, Lowe’s, or “work corner” on any given morning will net about a dozen.
http://www.dirtybutton.com/videos/330-amazing-racist/

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 15, 2013 9:57 pm

We have a couple of empty lots here that serve the same purpose: Get cheap day labor without any strings. I am not a fan of illegals by any means, but some of those day laborers are here legally, some even born here. And I don’t the playing tricks on them is funny.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
February 15, 2013 11:24 pm

I have no problem with the LEGAL day laborers, done it myself more than once.

I also have no problem with someone loading up a van/truck full of ILLEGALS and dropping them off at the INS. Hell, if our GOVERNMENT has a problem finding them, I think we should give ’em a hand.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 15, 2013 11:32 pm

I like that idea! Let’s all help out INS.

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