I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Polls: Nation that re-elected Obama wants more spending cuts than tax hikes, still hates Obamacare. “As the conventional wisdom has it, we are a nation divided— perhaps into multiple personalities.” To paraphrase the old adage: to a man with a hammer, every problem looks like his fingers.

Florida prosecutors release photo of George Zimmerman… nine months after Trayvon Martin pounded on his face and eight months after they rejected his claim of self defense and charged him with murder. Gee, it’s a mystery why they were so reluctant to show defense attorneys this picture.

Al Jazeera owner has poet imprisoned for life… six months after receiving the Roosevelt Foundation’s Freedom of Speech and Expression Award.

HOLDER’S CHIEF OF STAFF TO RESIGN AFTER CRITICAL FAST AND FURIOUS REPORT. We hear he has an offer to star in a remake of the TV series The Fall Guy.

Nader: War Criminal Obama Worse Than Bush: We have to hand it to Nader . . . he does have integrity. Of course that is not quite enough to make up for the fact that he is also bat guano insane.

IRS aims to clarify investment income tax under healthcare law: Pony up guys it is time to pay everybody else’ fair share . . . again.

Obama Aide: With These Republicans, ‘There’d Still be Slavery’ Today: It would seem that this aide has very much misunderstood the mechanics of slavery. Obviously he/she is not one of the ones having their labor/property confiscated and spent in the service of Master Obama.

EU wants to ban youth unemployment. “The European Commission wants to oblige EU countries to all people under 25 to secure a job (sic). How states are to implement the guarantee, it will not betray.” An idea so stupid, you wonder how the Euroclowns managed to beat the Kleptocrats to it.

Ethnic cleansing in the Middle East. The graphic says it all.

Since Election Day, Obama has golfed more times than worked on Fiscal Cliff deal. So, that’s what the phrase “status quo” means, huh?

Obamas fill White House with 54 Christmas trees. One for every state.

Top 10 Gifts to Give a Liberal. It’s shopping time conservatives! If you have liberal friends you actually haven’t killed yet, here’s some suggestions for Christmas Winter Generic Holiday gifts.

Warren Buffett Owes 1 Billion in Back Taxes. When Warren says the rich should pay more taxes you can bet he’s not referring to himself. We wonder if the winner of the annual lunch with Warren Buffet prize gets stuck with the bill?

ABC News assigns anti-Christian anti-Israel Christiane Amanpour… to host primetime special about the history of the land of Israel. What’s next, hiring liberal Steven Spielberg to make a movie about Republican president Abraham Lincoln? What’s that you say? ABC did hire Spielberg to make a movie about Lincoln? Oh.

Obama marks Rosa Parks anniversary with picture of himself. Anybody wonder why he’s often referred to as the Narcissist-in-Chief? Didn’t think so.

U.S. Small-Business owners pessimistic post-election. “…intention of 21% of small-business owners to reduce the number of jobs at their company over the next 12 months. …potential for significantly higher unemployment rate in 2013 and all of the accompanying negatives that fewer jobs imply for the economy – particularly given the importance of small-business hiring to the U.S. job market.” Jobs, hiring, who cares? We’re all gettin’ free health care!

West Point chapel hosted its first lesbian wedding today. Lesbian activist Brenda Sue Fulton married her partner even though they had to bring in a clergyman from elsewhere to perform the ceremony. Brenda graduated from the academy in 1980, the first class that included women, and shortly afterward founded an organization called KnightsOut, which describes itself as “an organization of West Point Alumni, Staff and Faculty who are united in supporting the rights of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender soldiers to openly serve their country.” So there was no political agenda involved in this, just a love match.

Orrin Hatch Introduces Amendment To Cut Off Funding For U.N. Over Palestinian Statehood Vote. We love these bills and amendments introduced by Senator or Representative so and so, that a) will never pass the Senate or House or both and b) if they did Obama would veto. What a waste of time and what a load of hot air. Gotta keep the suckers voters thinking your actually doing something.

E15 AKA: The EPA wants to kill your old car. Want to kill someone? Slowly poison them. Want to kill older cars? Slowly poisoning them works just as well.

North Korea claims discovery of ancient unicorn lair. “The Korean Central News Agency indicates that said unicorn lair was in Pyongyang City, 200 meters from Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill. The lair reportedly features a rock, carved with the words ‘Unicorn Lair’ in front.” Oh, joy – maybe now all the leftists will head over there. Mr. President, at last your dreams are within your reach. Bon Voyage.

Congress to look at eliminating the one dollar bill. Perhaps it’s time to buy stock in companies that make suspenders.

Delusional Government, Delusional Society. “In 2011, we spent 3.603 trillion. Almost 70% of that amount was spent on Pensions, Healthcare and Defense. If you add in the amount spent on ‘Welfare,’ the number jumps to 82%. The deficit for 2011 was 1.3 trillion. So, can we fix the problem simply by raising taxes? No.” Delusional president, delusional congress, delusional Fed, delusional media. If you’re not delusional, it would seem you’re now in the minority.

800-member clerical union costing LA ports $1 billion a day. The 800 clerical workers went on strike and thousands of longshoremen and truckers refuse to cross the picket line. It’s Union Economics 101: squeaky wheel gets the grease.

British doctors euthanizing babies and children… in the most painful inhumane manner possible. “I witnessed a 14 year-old boy with cancer die with his tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth when doctors refused to give him liquids by tube. His death was agonising for him,” said a hospice nurse. The UK’s National Health Service is very handy for Americans. It provides an advance look at the depravity and evil of socialized medicine so we don’t have to worry about surprises.

OPEN CLIMATE LETTER TO UN SECRETARY-GENERAL: Current scientific knowledge does not substantiate Ban Ki-Moon assertions on weather and climate, say 125-plus scientists. As evidenced by granting Palestine recognition and putting Iran on the Commission on Women’s Rights, since when does the UN deal in reality?